Swann
@swann.bsky.social
Sometimes horny, mostly sad. | The most basic bitch. | I still believe that I can fix Sylvain Jose Gautier.
Wooloo
#FE3H, #Genshin #F1 #sylvaingautier
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Swann_Undead/works
https://ko-fi.com/swannie
Wooloo
#FE3H, #Genshin #F1 #sylvaingautier
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Swann_Undead/works
https://ko-fi.com/swannie
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comm for the lovely @cookiegamer.bsky.social! this was so nice to draw ;v;
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
comm for the lovely @cookiegamer.bsky.social! this was so nice to draw ;v;
#F1 If I was Lando Norris I'd shave my head bald just to make MBS's hair tousling assaults stop.
If it's not shitfaced Lando running his hand through blond man's hair I'm not interested, and frankly, feel put off by proxy, even more than I already was.
If it's not shitfaced Lando running his hand through blond man's hair I'm not interested, and frankly, feel put off by proxy, even more than I already was.
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
#F1 If I was Lando Norris I'd shave my head bald just to make MBS's hair tousling assaults stop.
If it's not shitfaced Lando running his hand through blond man's hair I'm not interested, and frankly, feel put off by proxy, even more than I already was.
If it's not shitfaced Lando running his hand through blond man's hair I'm not interested, and frankly, feel put off by proxy, even more than I already was.
Today I had band practice, met an acquaintance while supporting a local small business, had a chat with my elderly family member on the phone and de-matted Princess Cat before setting up exercise equipment by myself even though the manual said it’s for two people.
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December 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Today I had band practice, met an acquaintance while supporting a local small business, had a chat with my elderly family member on the phone and de-matted Princess Cat before setting up exercise equipment by myself even though the manual said it’s for two people.
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Thinking of the dozen or so players who will get to play this gorgeous game and experience essential conflict and live through a variety of emotions and finish the game having mastered the art of parrying, only to stare at the black screen in the end thinking about what just happened.
I would like to rephrase.
To me this is a case of a plain story told beautifully. BUT!! I am so cynical that I’m not sure that I am willing to truly accept the core concept the entire sadness relies on.
It’s like watching a theatre play all over again.
I hope that spoiler is crytpic enough 🥹🙈
To me this is a case of a plain story told beautifully. BUT!! I am so cynical that I’m not sure that I am willing to truly accept the core concept the entire sadness relies on.
It’s like watching a theatre play all over again.
I hope that spoiler is crytpic enough 🥹🙈
I fell asleep to a story explained video of Clair Obscur Expedition 33 and from what I remember I’m sort of glad I never got more into it because the story, while intriguing, seems a bit flat to me (to me and only me, this is strictly about me). And I haven’t seen many talk about it anymore either?🤨
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Thinking of the dozen or so players who will get to play this gorgeous game and experience essential conflict and live through a variety of emotions and finish the game having mastered the art of parrying, only to stare at the black screen in the end thinking about what just happened.
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I would like to rephrase.
To me this is a case of a plain story told beautifully. BUT!! I am so cynical that I’m not sure that I am willing to truly accept the core concept the entire sadness relies on.
It’s like watching a theatre play all over again.
I hope that spoiler is crytpic enough 🥹🙈
To me this is a case of a plain story told beautifully. BUT!! I am so cynical that I’m not sure that I am willing to truly accept the core concept the entire sadness relies on.
It’s like watching a theatre play all over again.
I hope that spoiler is crytpic enough 🥹🙈
I fell asleep to a story explained video of Clair Obscur Expedition 33 and from what I remember I’m sort of glad I never got more into it because the story, while intriguing, seems a bit flat to me (to me and only me, this is strictly about me). And I haven’t seen many talk about it anymore either?🤨
July 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I would like to rephrase.
To me this is a case of a plain story told beautifully. BUT!! I am so cynical that I’m not sure that I am willing to truly accept the core concept the entire sadness relies on.
It’s like watching a theatre play all over again.
I hope that spoiler is crytpic enough 🥹🙈
To me this is a case of a plain story told beautifully. BUT!! I am so cynical that I’m not sure that I am willing to truly accept the core concept the entire sadness relies on.
It’s like watching a theatre play all over again.
I hope that spoiler is crytpic enough 🥹🙈
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December 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I wish everyone a good night, even the people near the train tracks that delayed me on my way home even though I was really exhausted and mildly upset, because I can only imagine that they were feeling the same way, and bc the alternative is that they’re fucking idiots with a deathwish and that’s 🥲💀
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I wish everyone a good night, even the people near the train tracks that delayed me on my way home even though I was really exhausted and mildly upset, because I can only imagine that they were feeling the same way, and bc the alternative is that they’re fucking idiots with a deathwish and that’s 🥲💀
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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I kind of love this. And potatoes 🥔
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I kind of love this. And potatoes 🥔
We have builders in the house and they have a key to let themselves in , and they don’t know I’m home today but they still ring the bell to announce themselves ☺️
They are so nice and polite 🥹🥹
They are so nice and polite 🥹🥹
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
We have builders in the house and they have a key to let themselves in , and they don’t know I’m home today but they still ring the bell to announce themselves ☺️
They are so nice and polite 🥹🥹
They are so nice and polite 🥹🥹
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
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December 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
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WARFRAME 1999 (video game, 2024)
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
WARFRAME 1999 (video game, 2024)
Good.
Hij zou het besluit al hebben genomen... #F1 #RN365 #MaxVerstappen 'Helmut Marko verlaat Red Bull eind dit jaar'
'Helmut Marko verlaat Red Bull eind dit jaar'
Helmut Marko verlaat aan het einde van dit kalenderjaar uit eigen beweging Red Bull. Dat schrijft Telegraph Sport.
racingnews365.nl
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Good.
I had a big lunch so I feel asleep but well done Land Norris, #F1 World Champion 2025 🥰
What a season! Best rookies in a long while, end of a regulation era, ups and downs for a number of drivers, a three driver showdown in the final race?! We ate, and we ate good 😭🙏
See you 2026!
What a season! Best rookies in a long while, end of a regulation era, ups and downs for a number of drivers, a three driver showdown in the final race?! We ate, and we ate good 😭🙏
See you 2026!
#F1 my body is ready
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I had a big lunch so I feel asleep but well done Land Norris, #F1 World Champion 2025 🥰
What a season! Best rookies in a long while, end of a regulation era, ups and downs for a number of drivers, a three driver showdown in the final race?! We ate, and we ate good 😭🙏
See you 2026!
What a season! Best rookies in a long while, end of a regulation era, ups and downs for a number of drivers, a three driver showdown in the final race?! We ate, and we ate good 😭🙏
See you 2026!
Also I just found out the code was factory set so you cannot change it.
This is my proudest moment in a while and no one was around to witness it in real time 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
This is my proudest moment in a while and no one was around to witness it in real time 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
I have never had reason to suspect that I might be neurodivergent but the way I as just a little tired of tidying the basement and found a bicycle combination lock I didn’t know the combination of so I brute-forced it open for about an hour pulling out the rubber gloves in the end, makes me wonder 🥹
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Also I just found out the code was factory set so you cannot change it.
This is my proudest moment in a while and no one was around to witness it in real time 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
This is my proudest moment in a while and no one was around to witness it in real time 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
I have never had reason to suspect that I might be neurodivergent but the way I as just a little tired of tidying the basement and found a bicycle combination lock I didn’t know the combination of so I brute-forced it open for about an hour pulling out the rubber gloves in the end, makes me wonder 🥹
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have never had reason to suspect that I might be neurodivergent but the way I as just a little tired of tidying the basement and found a bicycle combination lock I didn’t know the combination of so I brute-forced it open for about an hour pulling out the rubber gloves in the end, makes me wonder 🥹
I am clearing out the basement and gd why do we have so much stuff we don’t need anymore? Obviously we have the space but imagine the space we would have if we didn’t keep all the things we have BUT HAVEN’T USED IN DECADES!!!
I’m exhausted and I’m not even halfway done 🥲
I’m exhausted and I’m not even halfway done 🥲
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I am clearing out the basement and gd why do we have so much stuff we don’t need anymore? Obviously we have the space but imagine the space we would have if we didn’t keep all the things we have BUT HAVEN’T USED IN DECADES!!!
I’m exhausted and I’m not even halfway done 🥲
I’m exhausted and I’m not even halfway done 🥲
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
I haven’t worn underwire bras since summer because I had once again grown out of my old ones and it was so hot I couldn’t stand it anyway, so I lived in affordable stretchy bralettes and it was nice but I looked pretty shapeless lol.
Now I bought new bras and I love them but damn 💸 💸
Now I bought new bras and I love them but damn 💸 💸
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I haven’t worn underwire bras since summer because I had once again grown out of my old ones and it was so hot I couldn’t stand it anyway, so I lived in affordable stretchy bralettes and it was nice but I looked pretty shapeless lol.
Now I bought new bras and I love them but damn 💸 💸
Now I bought new bras and I love them but damn 💸 💸