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@supernatural.wang
There is not enough kitty litter in the world to cover up this mess. Hot as lava, organized like a seminar. All hole, no toad. Low-key daddy. I like the cut of your jib, I follow.
I'm writing you a letter/
I'm sending you a kiss
🎶🎵 askforjoy.bandcamp.com
I'm writing you a letter/
I'm sending you a kiss
🎶🎵 askforjoy.bandcamp.com
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@supernatural.wang
· Jun 30
Ladies and gentlemen, kids of all ages, I am proud to announce that I am the official proprietor of the hottest new domain name, supernatural.wang, on the even hotter .wang TLD, and which is now my new Bluesky account handle!
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Solidarity with all the parents attending productions of The Nutcracker by their kids' dance classes this holiday season.
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Solidarity with all the parents attending productions of The Nutcracker by their kids' dance classes this holiday season.
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A third lung, for weed
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A third lung, for weed
35 shut down
(one for the Austinites)
(one for the Austinites)
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
35 shut down
(one for the Austinites)
(one for the Austinites)
How can one body produce this much mucus? I'm horkin' up some chunky loogies over here!
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
How can one body produce this much mucus? I'm horkin' up some chunky loogies over here!
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Tell your cat I said, "pspsps."
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tell your cat I said, "pspsps."
I dreamed that I was explaining convolutional neural networks to Queen Elizabeth II, if you're wondering what happens when you go to bed without taking gummies beforehand.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I dreamed that I was explaining convolutional neural networks to Queen Elizabeth II, if you're wondering what happens when you go to bed without taking gummies beforehand.
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I think that a younger generation of engineers genuinely don't remember when computers were tools of exploration and empowerment, not just another vector to sell you garbage and a replacement for your telephone or sending letters.
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I think that a younger generation of engineers genuinely don't remember when computers were tools of exploration and empowerment, not just another vector to sell you garbage and a replacement for your telephone or sending letters.
HBTM.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
HBTM.
Copilot just calculated that I should be able to safely drink roughly eight and a half cans of Diet Coke a day. 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Copilot just calculated that I should be able to safely drink roughly eight and a half cans of Diet Coke a day. 🫡
Good morning! It is officially December, which means that we are just over two weeks away from the start of Tripocalypse 2025, the traditional 1600-mile road trip to Canada for the Christmas holiday! And that means it's time to consult the most important map for determining where to stop each night:
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Good morning! It is officially December, which means that we are just over two weeks away from the start of Tripocalypse 2025, the traditional 1600-mile road trip to Canada for the Christmas holiday! And that means it's time to consult the most important map for determining where to stop each night:
You can call me Don Juan. As in I Don Juanna go to work tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You can call me Don Juan. As in I Don Juanna go to work tomorrow.
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Show me that smile again
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Show me that smile again
"Today, on 'Rick Steves' Europe', I take a massive rip from this artisanally crafted alphorn stuffed full of mountain-grown cannabis in an alpine village in Switzerland."
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Today, on 'Rick Steves' Europe', I take a massive rip from this artisanally crafted alphorn stuffed full of mountain-grown cannabis in an alpine village in Switzerland."
I continue to be amazed at the amount of abuse these football players are able to take on each play and then get back in the huddle for the next as if it were no big thing. I took a child's noggin straight to the forearm at the park this afternoon and I still think this could be a fatal injury.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I continue to be amazed at the amount of abuse these football players are able to take on each play and then get back in the huddle for the next as if it were no big thing. I took a child's noggin straight to the forearm at the park this afternoon and I still think this could be a fatal injury.
K-Pop Lehman Brothers
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
K-Pop Lehman Brothers
Shout out to everyone who still smells like whatever meats y'all's Thanksgiving hosts smoked yesterday
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Shout out to everyone who still smells like whatever meats y'all's Thanksgiving hosts smoked yesterday
RESET THE NUMBER OF DAYS WITHOUT A KID BARFING CALENDAR
And, as is tradition, we are three hours away from home and won't be back until tomorrow afternoon. These kids sure do know how to pick when to ralph. 😐
And, as is tradition, we are three hours away from home and won't be back until tomorrow afternoon. These kids sure do know how to pick when to ralph. 😐
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
RESET THE NUMBER OF DAYS WITHOUT A KID BARFING CALENDAR
And, as is tradition, we are three hours away from home and won't be back until tomorrow afternoon. These kids sure do know how to pick when to ralph. 😐
And, as is tradition, we are three hours away from home and won't be back until tomorrow afternoon. These kids sure do know how to pick when to ralph. 😐
Hell yeah, gobble gobble time! Time to dig into that turkussy, y'all!
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hell yeah, gobble gobble time! Time to dig into that turkussy, y'all!
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"Sorry, my dyslexia kicked in and I thought we were eating at Longsteak Hornhouse."
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
"Sorry, my dyslexia kicked in and I thought we were eating at Longsteak Hornhouse."
Getting kicked out of Longhorn Steakhouse for talking too loud about mpreg
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Getting kicked out of Longhorn Steakhouse for talking too loud about mpreg
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip—
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
- Herman Melville
A tale of a fateful trip—
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
- Herman Melville
Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
- Homer, The Odyssey
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
- Homer, The Odyssey
The game of life is hard to play
I'm going to lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it, if I please
- Sylvia Plath
I'm going to lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it, if I please
- Sylvia Plath
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip—
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
- Herman Melville
A tale of a fateful trip—
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
- Herman Melville