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Gee I'm glad America is thinking of intervening in another country if their government uses deadly force against protestors. Must be nice.
January 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Finally an article that breaks down what I felt the moment I first saw an "ancient aliens" tv show - this shit is racist, colonialist, anti-science (despite being science fiction) and poisonous.
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
You know, you could just have the CEOs in the oval office. You don't have to meet with the WHOLE FUCKIN COMPANY FUCKING DIPSHIT
REPORTER: The Capital Planning Commission is concerned the 89,000 square foot ballroom is going to dwarf the rest of the rest of the WH. Do you worry about that?

TRUMP: No no. People love the ballroom. We need it. If we would've had the ballroom today, we could've had all the oil companies there.
January 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Why the hell do they even still bother to say 'democracy.' We don't have it here so how we gonna take it anywhere else
Rick Scott: "This is the start of changing Venezuela, then we're gonna fix Cuba, Nicaragua will get fixed, next year we'll get a new president in Colombia. Democracy is coming back to this hemisphere."
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Share? SHARE?! LOL
Marina Corina Machado was just on Hannity's show effusively kissing up to Trump, including offering to share the Nobel Prize with him
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Someone i know shared a story of a person they were playing d&d with using chatgpt to make up their character's name and story. This made me irrationally angry
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
While we're admitting that America is murderous and fascist and always has been, can we also admit that 'international law' is a hollow and fake concept that really only allows the strongest to pretend to be acting morally - until they don't want to bother to pretend anymore
January 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
My embarassment knows no bounds for any American journalist, commenter or member of government to refer to Maduro as a "dictator" as though that were on some list of crimes
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Folks, take a look at the history of nations that have fallen into fascist, imperialist dictatorship. It isn't good. Generally it only ends one way. And if you think things are bad now, wait till that way comes to pass here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
You have to wonder if the Final Solution to the Immigrant Problem has been proposed behind closed doors yet, or has it just been discussed among a select few, or is it still confined to Stephen Miller's mind
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
mine was so long ago there was no such thing as photography yet
Age yourself with your first rig

Gateway 2000, my beloved.
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If there's one thing FIFA is experienced at, it's kissing the ass of doddering old heads of state
Thought this was an onion style joke for a full 5 seconds.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Post AI art, get blocked
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Yeah those services you have to pay for, they never disappear or go bankrupt or get bought by a private equity vampire or depreciate features to demand more money
This is what happens when you get something or some service for "free".

It can all be gone one day.
All your audience, all your photos, all your posts --- POOF ---
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I had no idea that PepsiCo had za distince logo and identity from Pepsi all these years but anyway all these logos are straight ass
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fascists take skincare even more too far. But only once they've finished the lampshade
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is a bad simile
Looks like the next step he trips, doesn't it?
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Man, I'm just saying, if rich people were scared to fund a movie bc they were frightened it would inspire people to kill them, there would be a hell of a lot less movies the last 50 yrs
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
in other news I just discovered the existence of the Carry On franchise and ho-ly shit
Attention bluesky

Show me the X-Men
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
A hand-tinted restoration of Phantom of the Opera (1925) with live organ accompaniment
What is the best movie not from this year that you’ve seen this year? Bonus points if you say why
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
the Chinese Century just kicked it into top gear folks
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Tom Brady is a garbage ass announcer
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM