John Avocado 宇杰
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M People fan and full-time metaphorical punchbag WLTM older woman for Fox's biscuits and dodgy sex. | Linguist | He/him | Sydney/Darug Country via Hull.
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John Avocado 宇杰
@supercroup.com
· Jun 13
Candy Shop socks for my birthday. I made these in 2022, and they remain one of my favourite pairs.
Random chatting with a hot guy on the train, so I've got a bit of a spring in my step.
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Random chatting with a hot guy on the train, so I've got a bit of a spring in my step.
This white lady thinks that me having opinions on the aesthetics of a craft I've been doing for over twenty years is the same as white people barging into Aboriginal spaces and taking over.
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This white lady thinks that me having opinions on the aesthetics of a craft I've been doing for over twenty years is the same as white people barging into Aboriginal spaces and taking over.
Gladys would never have allowed this
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Gladys would never have allowed this
Trackwork is making my journey today much more irritating than I had hoped it'd be, but I'm listening to Carly Rae Jepsen, so it's okay.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Trackwork is making my journey today much more irritating than I had hoped it'd be, but I'm listening to Carly Rae Jepsen, so it's okay.
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Half are called "pickled yum-ions" and the other half "rectum destroyer"
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Half are called "pickled yum-ions" and the other half "rectum destroyer"
I have roasted a chicken.
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I have roasted a chicken.
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Tbf Charlotte absolutely would do this
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tbf Charlotte absolutely would do this
My current irritation is idiots getting things right completely by accident.
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
My current irritation is idiots getting things right completely by accident.
Sock progress: I'm past the heel of the second sock, which means I'm on the home stretch. I've enjoyed making these socks, but my colour vision deficiency means I can barely see the pattern 😭😭😭
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November 20, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Sock progress: I'm past the heel of the second sock, which means I'm on the home stretch. I've enjoyed making these socks, but my colour vision deficiency means I can barely see the pattern 😭😭😭
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One thing that really weakens your professional credibility is saying you don't know how to use basic software as if it's somehow cute. Like, if you're giving a presentation, acting like knowing the basics of how to use PowerPoint is beneath you does not make you appear competent and in control.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
One thing that really weakens your professional credibility is saying you don't know how to use basic software as if it's somehow cute. Like, if you're giving a presentation, acting like knowing the basics of how to use PowerPoint is beneath you does not make you appear competent and in control.
I'm being forced to use Power Query and I hate it
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm being forced to use Power Query and I hate it
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The UK needs either sustained tax rises on the middle classes to European levels or to accept a US model where public services don't exist. The billionaires are a fairytale to avoid hard choices. Labour are fucked because they dodged this one. This isn't a great sign for the other left option.
At the Budget, the Green Party's message is clear: Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The UK needs either sustained tax rises on the middle classes to European levels or to accept a US model where public services don't exist. The billionaires are a fairytale to avoid hard choices. Labour are fucked because they dodged this one. This isn't a great sign for the other left option.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
I see the Queen is continuing the queenly tradition of trolling people via headwear
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I see the Queen is continuing the queenly tradition of trolling people via headwear
A dinner to mark the birthday of someone who departed us. Snapper steam-baked in paper with lemon, dill and white wine, with asparagus and broccolini.
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A dinner to mark the birthday of someone who departed us. Snapper steam-baked in paper with lemon, dill and white wine, with asparagus and broccolini.
I've been watching "Young Royals", and while I think that I would enjoy it more if I wasn't being asked to care about an arsey teenager sulking for 18 hours, I do recognise that the intended audience is arsey teenagers who spend their lives sulking, and they want to see themselves represented.
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I've been watching "Young Royals", and while I think that I would enjoy it more if I wasn't being asked to care about an arsey teenager sulking for 18 hours, I do recognise that the intended audience is arsey teenagers who spend their lives sulking, and they want to see themselves represented.
I do like the way they've found the person you're least likely to have any sympathy at all for to use in the photo.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I do like the way they've found the person you're least likely to have any sympathy at all for to use in the photo.
I'll never understand why survey designers use 5-level Likert scales for questions and then smash the levels together when reporting the results. Like, what is the point of making people decide between "agree" and "strongly agree" if you're going to just decide they mean the same thing?
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'll never understand why survey designers use 5-level Likert scales for questions and then smash the levels together when reporting the results. Like, what is the point of making people decide between "agree" and "strongly agree" if you're going to just decide they mean the same thing?
Good morning from Parramatta, where I have walked into the cafe and they are playing a tropical house cover of J-Lo's "Waiting for Tonight"
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Good morning from Parramatta, where I have walked into the cafe and they are playing a tropical house cover of J-Lo's "Waiting for Tonight"
It must be exhausting to be the sort of online progressive who makes up things that right-wingers have supposedly said just so you can argue against them online.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It must be exhausting to be the sort of online progressive who makes up things that right-wingers have supposedly said just so you can argue against them online.
Some of you are like "I'm totally against the death penalty, except for people I would like to see dead."
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Some of you are like "I'm totally against the death penalty, except for people I would like to see dead."
Every workplace induction and annual mandatory training should include a module on how to put your phone on silent in the office.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Every workplace induction and annual mandatory training should include a module on how to put your phone on silent in the office.
One of the things that irritates me most is people getting their knickers in a twist over recipes with a 5,000-word essay before them. You've misunderstood what you're reading AND you think every piece of content on the internet should be personally tailored specifically to you.
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
One of the things that irritates me most is people getting their knickers in a twist over recipes with a 5,000-word essay before them. You've misunderstood what you're reading AND you think every piece of content on the internet should be personally tailored specifically to you.
Gladys would never have allowed this
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Gladys would never have allowed this