Susan's Greetings
@sufondue.bsky.social
Mum to 22 & 19. Does science.
Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
Always forget John Williams did Carol of the Bells. Man's a genius. (Mostly because of Jurassic Park obvs)
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Always forget John Williams did Carol of the Bells. Man's a genius. (Mostly because of Jurassic Park obvs)
I'm on the prosecco and listening to Crimbo music while I simultaneously cook, bake, wash up and do laundry.
You can't have any photos though because both me and the kitchen are wrecked
You can't have any photos though because both me and the kitchen are wrecked
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm on the prosecco and listening to Crimbo music while I simultaneously cook, bake, wash up and do laundry.
You can't have any photos though because both me and the kitchen are wrecked
You can't have any photos though because both me and the kitchen are wrecked
Under her is one paw that she keeps patting my foot with and then resting her head on (a big dog is being shouty outside.)
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Under her is one paw that she keeps patting my foot with and then resting her head on (a big dog is being shouty outside.)
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Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
No work this morning so obviously I was up before 6 to drive 19 to work and do Christmas things online. Just had a meeting about my course and did email things for my new job. Next thing is a big shop to get the most of my [insert major supermarket brand] discount before I finish next week.
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
No work this morning so obviously I was up before 6 to drive 19 to work and do Christmas things online. Just had a meeting about my course and did email things for my new job. Next thing is a big shop to get the most of my [insert major supermarket brand] discount before I finish next week.
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If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
Saw a tiny wagtail bopping about on the high street 😍
Realised it was eating sick off the pavement 🙁
Realised it was eating sick off the pavement 🙁
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Saw a tiny wagtail bopping about on the high street 😍
Realised it was eating sick off the pavement 🙁
Realised it was eating sick off the pavement 🙁
It's a baguette in my pocket.
I'm not just pleased to see you.
I'm not just pleased to see you.
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
It's a baguette in my pocket.
I'm not just pleased to see you.
I'm not just pleased to see you.
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So crazy everyone gendering this raccoon as a man when it’s clear she’s the people’s princess
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
So crazy everyone gendering this raccoon as a man when it’s clear she’s the people’s princess
My hot take on AI is that it's going to be like 3D films. Every 30 years someone will decide its cool and then we'll put it back in the loft again after it's clear that its not
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My hot take on AI is that it's going to be like 3D films. Every 30 years someone will decide its cool and then we'll put it back in the loft again after it's clear that its not
New manager today. She's been so mean that everyone is raging and ranting at each other. The shift has FLOWN.
a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman
ALT: a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
New manager today. She's been so mean that everyone is raging and ranting at each other. The shift has FLOWN.
Might wear a Christmas jumper for work tomorrow so I can be festive with my colleagues!*
*I do not have a clean uniform top
*I do not have a clean uniform top
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Might wear a Christmas jumper for work tomorrow so I can be festive with my colleagues!*
*I do not have a clean uniform top
*I do not have a clean uniform top
My Nana would actually haunt me if I tried this shit in her name
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My Nana would actually haunt me if I tried this shit in her name
This is who Santa sends round if he catches you pouting and crying
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is who Santa sends round if he catches you pouting and crying
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Gonzo's delivery of the single greatest line in film history is made infinitely better once you realise it is an EXACT rendering of Charles Dickens' own emphasis in the original story.
December 24, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Gonzo's delivery of the single greatest line in film history is made infinitely better once you realise it is an EXACT rendering of Charles Dickens' own emphasis in the original story.
I GOT IT.
Back from a job interview. They don't know I had spoopy socks on the whole time
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I GOT IT.
Tbc I think it's fine to just put from you, your colleagues probably don't know your OH.
But it's the distinction here. EWWWWWW.
But it's the distinction here. EWWWWWW.
One bloke at the office I'm cleaning has done cards so far and they're open on people's desks. All the ones to men say from him & his wife. All the cards to women just have his name.
Genuinely think that's grounds for divorce.
Genuinely think that's grounds for divorce.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Tbc I think it's fine to just put from you, your colleagues probably don't know your OH.
But it's the distinction here. EWWWWWW.
But it's the distinction here. EWWWWWW.
One bloke at the office I'm cleaning has done cards so far and they're open on people's desks. All the ones to men say from him & his wife. All the cards to women just have his name.
Genuinely think that's grounds for divorce.
Genuinely think that's grounds for divorce.
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One bloke at the office I'm cleaning has done cards so far and they're open on people's desks. All the ones to men say from him & his wife. All the cards to women just have his name.
Genuinely think that's grounds for divorce.
Genuinely think that's grounds for divorce.
The thing about witnessing a drug deal is that both parties look at you like you've just burst into their private meeting room when they are in fact on a public street that you happen to live on
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The thing about witnessing a drug deal is that both parties look at you like you've just burst into their private meeting room when they are in fact on a public street that you happen to live on
Back from a job interview. They don't know I had spoopy socks on the whole time
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Back from a job interview. They don't know I had spoopy socks on the whole time
I've had shingles twice (WHY??) and it sucks ass. If you can have the vaccine get the vaccine.
Look, the shingles vax does kinda suck.
You know what is like 10,000 times worse? Shingles.
You know what is like 10,000 times worse? Shingles.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I've had shingles twice (WHY??) and it sucks ass. If you can have the vaccine get the vaccine.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
So I'm sure the Daily Mail is making this sound worse than it is and I don't care enough to read their crap but I will say I would flip the table in any restaurant that tried this on me
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So I'm sure the Daily Mail is making this sound worse than it is and I don't care enough to read their crap but I will say I would flip the table in any restaurant that tried this on me
Just seen a former school mum who has a 19yo like me with a primary school age kid and now I feel OLD
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just seen a former school mum who has a 19yo like me with a primary school age kid and now I feel OLD
I'd add that if it's bad and you can drive you should first google your nearest emergency chemist and you can skip the overnight wait
this is potentially TMI but also *v useful information* so: did you know that (in the UK) if you start to feel you're getting a UTI on Saturday evening you can do an online form with eg Boots and be picking up your antibiotics by 10am on Sunday morning? and then start to feel better by 11am?
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I'd add that if it's bad and you can drive you should first google your nearest emergency chemist and you can skip the overnight wait