Susan's Greetings
@sufondue.bsky.social
Mum to 22 & 19. Does science.
Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
In my top 10 of famous people chatting
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
In my top 10 of famous people chatting
Then we watched Santa go past on a float on the top road. This has all been a lot for a small girl but she's processing with her emotional-support candy cane and excessive wiggling
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Then we watched Santa go past on a float on the top road. This has all been a lot for a small girl but she's processing with her emotional-support candy cane and excessive wiggling
Under her is one paw that she keeps patting my foot with and then resting her head on (a big dog is being shouty outside.)
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Under her is one paw that she keeps patting my foot with and then resting her head on (a big dog is being shouty outside.)
I'll be 2.5 hours into my shift then
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'll be 2.5 hours into my shift then
It's a baguette in my pocket.
I'm not just pleased to see you.
I'm not just pleased to see you.
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
It's a baguette in my pocket.
I'm not just pleased to see you.
I'm not just pleased to see you.
This is who Santa sends round if he catches you pouting and crying
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is who Santa sends round if he catches you pouting and crying
Back from a job interview. They don't know I had spoopy socks on the whole time
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Back from a job interview. They don't know I had spoopy socks on the whole time
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
So I'm sure the Daily Mail is making this sound worse than it is and I don't care enough to read their crap but I will say I would flip the table in any restaurant that tried this on me
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So I'm sure the Daily Mail is making this sound worse than it is and I don't care enough to read their crap but I will say I would flip the table in any restaurant that tried this on me
Wakefield being shiny.
Not shown: all the yoofs outside the bus station being belligerent
Not shown: all the yoofs outside the bus station being belligerent
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Wakefield being shiny.
Not shown: all the yoofs outside the bus station being belligerent
Not shown: all the yoofs outside the bus station being belligerent
19 is playing Mickey Bubbles' Christmas album and... one of these lines is not like the others
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
19 is playing Mickey Bubbles' Christmas album and... one of these lines is not like the others
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery.
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery.
Having to sneak a replacement for Lola's favourite toy because puppy-teething has burst its seams (and absolutely soaked it with saliva...)
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Having to sneak a replacement for Lola's favourite toy because puppy-teething has burst its seams (and absolutely soaked it with saliva...)
I'm having a toast party (19 insists it's a JAMboree) courtesy of @lisatea.bsky.social
(raspberry jam/marmalade)
(raspberry jam/marmalade)
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I'm having a toast party (19 insists it's a JAMboree) courtesy of @lisatea.bsky.social
(raspberry jam/marmalade)
(raspberry jam/marmalade)
OH MY GOD.
@lisatea.bsky.social IS THE BEST 😍😍😍
@lisatea.bsky.social IS THE BEST 😍😍😍
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
OH MY GOD.
@lisatea.bsky.social IS THE BEST 😍😍😍
@lisatea.bsky.social IS THE BEST 😍😍😍
Last festive, between jobs, car breakfast as today is my last shift at the job I'm off to next 🎉
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Last festive, between jobs, car breakfast as today is my last shift at the job I'm off to next 🎉
The resident dinosaurs (Margaret and Ethel) celebrate the appearance of their festive overlord
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The resident dinosaurs (Margaret and Ethel) celebrate the appearance of their festive overlord
Someone lost 3 front teeth yesterday and is feeling generally sad about things 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Someone lost 3 front teeth yesterday and is feeling generally sad about things 🥺
Made beautiful, individual cottage pies. Dropped one 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Made beautiful, individual cottage pies. Dropped one 🥲
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
OK so the locksmith came and he was really good and I've got a temporary lock til he comes back tomorrow with the parts.
Lola is having an existential crisis now though because he didn't react to her at all and she's never met anyone who didn't tell her she's beautiful
Lola is having an existential crisis now though because he didn't react to her at all and she's never met anyone who didn't tell her she's beautiful
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
OK so the locksmith came and he was really good and I've got a temporary lock til he comes back tomorrow with the parts.
Lola is having an existential crisis now though because he didn't react to her at all and she's never met anyone who didn't tell her she's beautiful
Lola is having an existential crisis now though because he didn't react to her at all and she's never met anyone who didn't tell her she's beautiful
Fixed it.
(They are full of cheese)
(They are full of cheese)
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Fixed it.
(They are full of cheese)
(They are full of cheese)
I have not consumed a single calorie yet 🥲
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I have not consumed a single calorie yet 🥲
Missed opportunity here
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Missed opportunity here
Eating my bacon sarnies off a Hello Kitty plate in my Jurassic Park pj's because I'm good at being an adult, actually
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Eating my bacon sarnies off a Hello Kitty plate in my Jurassic Park pj's because I'm good at being an adult, actually