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@sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social
any speed is ramming speed if you steer with your heart
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Imaginez qu'on vous dise que le monde est terrible et doit finir depuis votre enfance, et que vous découvriez que vous aimez le monde tel qu'il est et que vous ne voulez pas qu'il finisse.
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Trust us, we are only investing massively in this tech because we want to make less money off of you :)
(5/11) Walmart, Whole Foods, and Kohls are switching to electronic shelf labels that can display dynamic prices. Kroger deployed them with Microsoft AI—a setup a 2024 Senate inquiry warned could enable “surge pricing” via facial recognition. (Kroger claims it will only lower prices.)
February 17, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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i'm too good at weaponizing catholic guilt for a girl raised an atheist frfr
February 17, 2026 at 9:49 AM
New post on the Contested File.
February 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Stubbornly drinking my instant coffee in an office full of light roast coffee snobs to prove a point
February 17, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I'm looking for more decorative swimsuits rather than my strictly functional ones... why is it that all the cool and sexy stores that stock plus sizes are going out of business, and all the boring ones only have Disney themed suits for sale?
February 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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"peter thiel is funding clavicular, a meth addict who hits his face with a hammer on livestreams"

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn
February 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
In 2020 I made a Twitter with my real name in an attempt to SEO myself out of a sudden new ambiguity with another American who had almost my identical full name. This started a chain reaction that culminated in a mutual sending me five kilos of Tunnocks caramel wafers to my Airbnb in Paris.
February 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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ye, that's why i alluded to the marx quote

spirituality isn't evil in and of itself, it can be a source of comfort and courage, of hope in the face of utter hopelessness! but it's also dangerous and opens you up for opportunists and cult leaders

opium is a killing drug AND a lifesaving painkiller
February 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I really love pigeons
February 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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My next book? 😆
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I don’t feel bad when Nazis die, actually.
February 16, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Happy Bun Day to all who celebrate.
February 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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”I’ll never stop looking for you”
February 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Sometimes you just need to stand in a cold valley for a while. The Cascades always deliver when you need to disappear into the clouds.

#ColorADay #GreenSat #photography #PNW #landscape #landscapephotography #mountains #moody #nature #forest
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I’ve been writing for a few months about my upbringing in a fundamentalist American Christian movement.

The project is called The Contested File. It’s part archive, part reckoning.

If that’s of interest to you, I’m sharing the newest entry below.
February 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
An album that was important to me when I was nineteen:
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Sad girl Sunday
February 15, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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biiig smiles
February 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Don’t you just hate it when you forget to wear your good balaclava and so you get instant brain freeze while walking for groceries and you didn’t even get to eat ice-cream to cause it?
February 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It took me 8 months to admit to myself that I don’t like living in Iceland. In hindsight, the fact that I had to take a double dose of Xanax every time I went to the airport to return should have been a sign.
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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happy valentine’s day to sapphics only 🌸💅
have a good day, sapphics 💜🌸
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 AM
It’s lesbophobic when she’s big sick and your flight back to exile is in five hours
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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someone stole my dish of hot potato covered in cheese, so I'm persona non gratin
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Every time I try to speak French to her, my girlfriend just responds with “Seulement du Fromage!” And I feel bullied
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 AM