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𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎
@suburban-vampire.bsky.social
𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥'𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.

I post about politics, tech, and why you should hate LLM AIs :)

Amateur cool guy, hoping to one day go pro...

He / Him
I fucking hate everything and just want to die
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Just kill me now
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I'll always be a piece of garbage that doesn't deserve to be here
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If there were a God I wish they would just kill me, I was obviously a mistake. Remove me from this mortal plane post haste
December 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Consuming a bunch of alcohol has not made me sleepy at all, so now I just kind of feel jacked up. Alcohol sucks, it's the worst drug by far.

I'm in my Fetterman era and I'm already so tired of it. Please kill me
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Well, I think that's about enough of this life. I'm ready to die again. Happy birthday to me
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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"AI should be in your battle rhythm every single day"
Copy of Hegseth's new AI order that I obtained
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Thousands of inauthentic accounts were found to be spreading lies online about Taylor Swift and Blake Lively.
Wild Taylor Swift Conspiracy Theories After Last Album Was Coordinated Effort, Report Claims
Thousands of inauthentic accounts were found to be spreading lies online about Taylor Swift and Blake Lively.
www.forbes.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Some bald guy interviewed me

youtu.be/IztD6nVd4fY?...
The Todd In The Shadows Crossover You've All Been Waiting For
YouTube video by fantano
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Has there ever been a better use case for this?
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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logging on
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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i kind of hate how much these guys can’t be bothered to dress themselves well or even visibly take care of themselves
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I don't want to die but I do want someone to kill me 🤷🏻‍♀️
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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this article goes to some hilarious lengths to normalize the fact that Paramount's new executives are assholes
Feelings Don’t Matter: How the Ellison Era Is Transforming Paramount
It’s a brand-new day at the legacy studio, where prestige films are out, testosterone-heavy tentpoles are in and Brett Ratner is back on the call sheet.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.

Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.

Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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don't believe for one second that joe rogan has not fucked his computer

bsky.app/profile/tyle...
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM