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Stuart Somerville 🏴‍☠️
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Farmer on the dusty prairie; a dad; a bagpiper; a school teacher; a yeoman; a Luddite; a Ukrainian-Catholic Celt. Possibly a Viking.

Trying to live in a good way.

Treaty 6 and 7.
Pinned
“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.”

Dom Hélder Câmara
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Early Bird Charles V

🤝

Diet of Worms
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
They won’t use it responsibly and they absolutely will lose my trust.
How CBC News will use AI responsibly to benefit our journalism — and keep your trust | CBC News
CBC is launching a new campaign aimed at reminding Canadians how our journalism can provide a safe harbour from the fake news and AI-generated content roiling through our feeds. As the campaign begins...
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
So the Yanks are going to invade Venezuela to fight a cartel that possibly doesn’t exist - but they’ve designated as a terrorist organization.

We live in the stupidest timeline.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Few too many facts in here for the conservatives.
Ahahahaha 🤣 Elizabeth May explaining the tanker ban “especially to the attention of slow learners; Andrew Sheer, Danielle Smith, take note.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The basic pattern in Alberta is that we have a problem, everyone recognizes that it’s a problem, and then the people who’s job it is to organize the fight against the problem are all too chicken-shit to do anything about it.

(Yes, this is about the ATA and AFL.)
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Welcome to Alberta, where no one except the ruling party has rights and there’s only one clause in the Constitution that matters.
Alberta to invoke notwithstanding clause to shield 3 transgender bills from court challenges | CBC News
The Alberta government has tabled legislation that seeks to invoke the notwithstanding clause to shield a suite of bills that affects transgender youth and adults from legal challenges.
www.cbc.ca
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
12 year old asked me what a Sicilian Opening is in chess.

I have no idea, but he didn’t appreciate my suggestion that it’s one of the classic blunders, in which you go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

I’m wasted on these people.
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Anyone who can do this work is amazing.

I’m used to working hard- this motion would kill me. My back would seize up and I wouldn’t be able to walk after a day of this.
Workers in the Soledad area are harvesting celery. These workers often develop chronic back pain due to the repetitive motion. "Raul" shares, "We don't have time to rest or stand for more than two or three seconds." #WeFeedYou
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Soneto XVII de Pablo Neruda

No te amo como si fueras rosa de sal, topacio
o flecha de claveles que propagan el fuego:
te amo como se aman ciertas cosas oscuras,
secretamente, entre la sombra y el alma.

1/3
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today’s adventures in bagpiping: selfies with a Persian entrepreneur in a Stetson (“you come play bagpipes for me. I will give you 100% discount on kebab”) and being followed by the lady who wants me to play for her 24 verse future hit “O Cannabis”
(“My new verse is going to fix the Israel thing!”)
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This cactus is doing its best to keep spirits up around here.
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Instagram’s algorithm is absolutely convinced that I need to know about every Mexican themed event in Southern Ontario.

It’s an interesting choice because I live about 400km closer to actual Mexico than I do to Southern Ontario.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The Alberta government is considering raising the speed limit on some highways to 120km/hr.

I guess far too many people were surviving.
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Big news from the elementary school today.

Someone stole 28 urinal pucks.

The motive is unknown. The culprit remains at large.

Absolute legend.
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
CBC news is, for the most part, trash.

And their online news is a festering heap of trash.
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s hard to pinpoint the exact moment when I gave up hope that society could be saved, but I think a flock (herd?) of BC ostriches becoming a cause celebre may have been the point that I couldn’t hold it together anymore.
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The six year old told me her SCATHING opinion of kids saying “6 7” yesterday.

I now feel comforted that she is unlikely to ever get peer pressured into…anything.

(But she may not, however, be widely appreciated…)
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
November 5: let us remember this day Guy Fawkes, the last man to enter parliament with honest intentions.

(This is usually where some Englishman jumps in and scolds me for celebrating a terrorist Catholic.

But are we sure that disappearing the ruling class in an instant is such a bad idea?)
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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“If that was an animal shelter, crowded with the filth that we hear is in there, it would be closed down. It’s inhumane.” #PrayForAmerica chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Religious leaders' request to give communion to detainees at Broadview facility is denied again
Organizers said they followed Department of Homeland Security protocol and formally requested access more than one week ahead of the Mass. The request was denied, according to a statement from the vil...
chicago.suntimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
La ofrenda. Saturnino Herrán. 1913.
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It’s going to shock a lot of people to hear me express a thought about professional sports- but I’m actually pretty sad the jays didn’t win last night.
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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"The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty." #PopeLeoXIV #DilexiTe #RememberThePoor
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Any minute now, Pierre Poilievre will find a way to blame the Jays’ loss on immigration.
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM