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An actual Roseate Spoonbill (I’ll be back eventually)
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Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦

Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated.

Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.

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It’s time for the Socks of Shame. 😔🙏🏻
My curly, white-furred dog (wheaten terrier + poodle), lies on the beige couch. I’m holding his paw in my right hand, and the paw in question has a dark red sock on it. He’s looking at me with big puppy-dog eyes.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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It’s time.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Lord, give me the strength to not do what I really really wanna do…
A screenshot of the throne website. It shows the Lovense Mission 2, a red, phallic, sex toy. The screenshot suggests that the user is contemplating adding it to her throne wishlist (even though tbqh I can’t).
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Bless my clock app algorithm, it has single-handedly made my day a lot brighter.
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Happy Birdsday Thursday, from me and this Caspian Tern. 💜

I could watch Terns, dipping and soaring through the sky, all day long.
A photo of a Caspian Tern, soaring through the sky, taken from below. It’s a large, white bird with sharply tipped wings and tail, white are tinged with black. It has a large, long, and sharp-looking vibrant red-orange bill. A photo of a Caspian Tern, soaring through the sky. It’s a large, white bird with sharply tipped wings and tail, white are tinged with black. It has a large, long, and sharp-looking vibrant red-orange bill.
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I believe that this is part of their courtship display.

(Warning, bluesky seems to like upping the sound on my videos.)
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I’m still not feeling 100%, but this Common Goldeneye was definitely feeling himself (a few months ago).
Two male Common Goldeneyes seem to swim after a female. They are medium-sized ducks. The males have a black head with white patch at the base of the bill, and a mostly white body with some black. A male Common Goldeneye is throwing his head back in a courtship display. It is a medium-sized ducks. The males have a black head with white patch at the base of the bill, and a mostly white body with some black.
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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What the heck is this? Am I an accidental barista?? 💜🤷🏻‍♀️
A pic of my hot chocolate. The little bubbles on the top have gathered around the spoon and look like a heart.
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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My mother, @ anyone she talks to: “The inspiration for my pumpkin this year was [my father’s name]. It’s the spitting image of him!”

The pumpkin in question:
A bright orange pumpkin that has been carved into a jack-o’-lantern. It has inwardly pointing triangle eyes, a downward pointing triangle nose, sharp angry eyebrows, and a toothy grimace.
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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🤔
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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It’s Birdsday Thursday, and I hope that yours goes wonderfully. 💜
An American Robin (a large songbird which has a grey back and wings, with warm orange underparts, black head, and yellow beak) is perched on the branch of an oak tree, green leaves behind it. Its body is turned away from the camera, but its head is tilted up and to the left of the photo, so you can see its face.
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Can someone come over and kiss my sore arm? 👉🏻👈🏻
Screenshot of an email: “COVID-19 Vaccine Certificate / Certificat de vaccination contre la COVID-19 Dear [REDACTED] Thank you for doing your part in stopping the spread of COVID-19 and keeping Ontarians Healthy.”
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I mean like yeah, I do. But your tours are like $7-$10k, so I guess I won’t/can’t. 😪
An email from the National Audubon Society, which starts with “Kristen, want to see a penguin? Cruise to the Galápagos Islands with HX and Audubon!“
October 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Me, when you take off those grey sweatpants:
October 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Me when you walk into the bedroom, wearing nothing but your grey sweatpants…
A screenshot of a Korean woman, smirking at the camera.
October 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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The perfect fall date doesn’t exi- take me here, now!
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I should be asleep right now. Oh wait, I forgot to share this sfw pic from yesterday!
I was walking my dog in the evening, and the sun was hitting this linden tree just right so that the yellow leaves looked like they were golden and glowing.
A photo taken from below a linden tree, looking up into the yellow leaves, which are being bathed in the light of the settings sun.
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I hope your (Birdsday) Thursday has been a good one. 💜
A Northern Flicker stands in the green grass. A Northern Flicker is a large Woodpecker. It is brown with thin black bars on the back and black spots on the belly. Its undertail has a bright white spot on it, so it’s relatively easy to ID in flight. It has a large black crescent-shaped mark on its chest. Its underwings and tail flash yellow-ish in flight (called “Yellow Shafted” in the east, western Northern Flickers tend to flash red and are “Red Shafted”).
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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So cute!
October 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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For context:
(Muted bc of loud music)
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Warning kpop post:

Y’all are missing out, ok.
They learned the choreo AND the lyrics in REVERSE for this part of the music video. I love them, they are my children, don’t you dare say mean things about them.
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Different pupdate, and tw pet death:

It’s been a few years, but I can’t take his birthday off of my calendar. Brb, gonna go hug my dog.
A screenshot of my calendar, which is telling me that Saturday (today) was my pug’s birthday.
October 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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The sky looked like cotton candy, when I walked my dog this morning at 7am.

And it’s been dreary and rainy since around 8:30. 🌧️
A photo of the sky. It’s light blue with light pink, whispy, almost glowy clouds. The tops of some trees, and the roof of a house are taking up the bottom-half of the photo.
October 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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It’s late, but it’s still (Birdsday) Thursday!

I too sometimes feel the bird-like urge to scream obscenities into the forest. 🥲
An American Redstart (a small black blues with orange patches on its wings and tail) perches in a green tree. An American Redstart (a small black blues with orange patches on its wings and tail) perches in a green tree. Its beak is open and it’s singing, but tbh it looks like it’s screaming. An American Redstart (a small black blues with orange patches on its wings and tail) perches in a green tree. Its beak is open, its head turned to the left of the photo, and it’s singing, but tbh it looks like it’s screaming. An American Redstart (a small black blues with orange patches on its wings and tail) perches in a green tree. Its beak is open wider than in the last pic, and it’s still singing/screaming.
October 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM