An actual Roseate Spoonbill (I’ll be back eventually)
@stuckinsoup.bsky.social
Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦
Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
🔞MDNI🔞
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated.
Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated.
🔞MDNI🔞
‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️
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![Dark purple text on a pale pink background that reads:
STUCKINSOUP (KRISTEN)
This account is NSFW, and minors are NOT WELCOME.
Have your age in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.
About me:
• 35+ years old
• she/her
• Canadian
• fat gal
• horny shitposter
• [something]sexual (still unsure)
• 96% a pure cinnamon bun.
• Preferred kinks are mostly mild & vanilla.
• Vaguely a switch (98% sub-leaning)
• I have health issues, live with my parents, and am unemployed. These things influence my posts.
• I love birds, korean pop music, nature, video games, cross stitching, and most foods.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ljtokxwhdwpek33ajr6qtxrk/bafkreihy3ay5bj73vulgyle2mapkbicmvfjwqmnnohfu4vcxqk5mr2tc4i@jpeg)
📌📌
💜🦆💜
‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️
The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
💜🦆💜
‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️
The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)
(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)
My grandmother is back in the hospital to get iv antibiotics for two days/nights, and it also turns out that she has covid. I’m anticipating getting it again soon, with my won’t-wash-his-hands-father, it’s inevitable. My older sister is still supposed to arrive this coming Wednesday.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My grandmother is back in the hospital to get iv antibiotics for two days/nights, and it also turns out that she has covid. I’m anticipating getting it again soon, with my won’t-wash-his-hands-father, it’s inevitable. My older sister is still supposed to arrive this coming Wednesday.
Reposted by An actual Roseate Spoonbill (I’ll be back eventually)
Need someone who will match my freak (I’ll wash the laundry and you fold it)
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Need someone who will match my freak (I’ll wash the laundry and you fold it)
Same.
In every way, same.
😞
In every way, same.
😞
I hate being a lover girl. Men just wanna fuck me, I wanna hold hands & fall in love.
And cum a lot. On their face. But like, while we're in love. And also throat them till I'm crying. But in a loving way. And peg them over the dining table but while I'm telling them I'd die for them.
Whatever.
And cum a lot. On their face. But like, while we're in love. And also throat them till I'm crying. But in a loving way. And peg them over the dining table but while I'm telling them I'd die for them.
Whatever.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Same.
In every way, same.
😞
In every way, same.
😞
I mean, I’m asleep.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I mean, I’m asleep.
Oh no wait I started thinking about cuddling with somebody in bed, specifically somebody with like a dad-bod, after a busy day, and being comfy cozy, and feeling safe and loved, and now I’m really crying fuck
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Oh no wait I started thinking about cuddling with somebody in bed, specifically somebody with like a dad-bod, after a busy day, and being comfy cozy, and feeling safe and loved, and now I’m really crying fuck
Maybe it’s a headache, but I sort of wanna cry. I feel so lonely and alone right now that I really honestly probably am going to cry myself to sleep, and I don’t know how to stop myself from crying myself to sleep… oh well, time for an advil and some sleep.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Maybe it’s a headache, but I sort of wanna cry. I feel so lonely and alone right now that I really honestly probably am going to cry myself to sleep, and I don’t know how to stop myself from crying myself to sleep… oh well, time for an advil and some sleep.
Hi. To clarify, I am no longer walking in the woods. It’s been a busy evening, my grandmother is in the hospital again, and my head is hurting, so I’m going to sleep now.
Walking in the Woods Update: a Ruffed Grouse just flew past my dog and I.
I love birds!!
I love birds!!
Oh right anyways hi. I got the thread that I need, and after I walk my dog in the woods, I’ll be finishing that stitching project. ✌🏻
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hi. To clarify, I am no longer walking in the woods. It’s been a busy evening, my grandmother is in the hospital again, and my head is hurting, so I’m going to sleep now.
Walking in the Woods Update: a Ruffed Grouse just flew past my dog and I.
I love birds!!
I love birds!!
Oh right anyways hi. I got the thread that I need, and after I walk my dog in the woods, I’ll be finishing that stitching project. ✌🏻
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Walking in the Woods Update: a Ruffed Grouse just flew past my dog and I.
I love birds!!
I love birds!!
Oh right anyways hi. I got the thread that I need, and after I walk my dog in the woods, I’ll be finishing that stitching project. ✌🏻
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh right anyways hi. I got the thread that I need, and after I walk my dog in the woods, I’ll be finishing that stitching project. ✌🏻
Someone’s lips and tongue need to be on and in my pussy for like a really long time. That’s all I want and need right now.
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Someone’s lips and tongue need to be on and in my pussy for like a really long time. That’s all I want and need right now.
(Don’t you dare forget to make yourself feel good while thinking about me tonight. I’m talking moaning, trembling, quivering, gasping my name, groaning in exquisite agony, making a mess of yourself and your bedsheets.
Got it? Good. Now go do it.)
Got it? Good. Now go do it.)
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
(Don’t you dare forget to make yourself feel good while thinking about me tonight. I’m talking moaning, trembling, quivering, gasping my name, groaning in exquisite agony, making a mess of yourself and your bedsheets.
Got it? Good. Now go do it.)
Got it? Good. Now go do it.)
Anyways, I was promised (once again) that I could go to the craft store tomorrow. I’ve almost finished a project, I literally only need one colour. And I want to pick up more fabric and dye. Like I said, now that I know how to ice dye my aida, the world is my fucking oyster.
Ok, goodnight. 💜
Ok, goodnight. 💜
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Anyways, I was promised (once again) that I could go to the craft store tomorrow. I’ve almost finished a project, I literally only need one colour. And I want to pick up more fabric and dye. Like I said, now that I know how to ice dye my aida, the world is my fucking oyster.
Ok, goodnight. 💜
Ok, goodnight. 💜
I have all these sickeningly sweet, disgustingly romantic one liners in my head, that I wish I could turn into nsfw threads, but my heart’s just not in it. Mostly because I’ll think the sickeningly sweet lines, and then start feeling extremely sad.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I have all these sickeningly sweet, disgustingly romantic one liners in my head, that I wish I could turn into nsfw threads, but my heart’s just not in it. Mostly because I’ll think the sickeningly sweet lines, and then start feeling extremely sad.
Wait.
When was that day I 💦 a bunch?
When was that day I 💦 a bunch?
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Wait.
When was that day I 💦 a bunch?
When was that day I 💦 a bunch?
Please imagine my soft, curly, bouncy hair bouncing cutely while I’m bouncing eagerly on your cock
when you touch yourself tonight.
when you touch yourself tonight.
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Please imagine my soft, curly, bouncy hair bouncing cutely while I’m bouncing eagerly on your cock
when you touch yourself tonight.
when you touch yourself tonight.
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Call me pretty.
When I send you an innocent selfie.
When I’m wearing something you chose.
With your hand around my neck.
With your cock in my throat.
As you swallow my moans in a kiss.
As you thrust your full length into me.
When I cum for you.
When I send you an innocent selfie.
When I’m wearing something you chose.
With your hand around my neck.
With your cock in my throat.
As you swallow my moans in a kiss.
As you thrust your full length into me.
When I cum for you.
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Call me pretty.
When I send you an innocent selfie.
When I’m wearing something you chose.
With your hand around my neck.
With your cock in my throat.
As you swallow my moans in a kiss.
As you thrust your full length into me.
When I cum for you.
When I send you an innocent selfie.
When I’m wearing something you chose.
With your hand around my neck.
With your cock in my throat.
As you swallow my moans in a kiss.
As you thrust your full length into me.
When I cum for you.
I mean what?
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I mean what?
The way I say “I love you” is by desperately begging you to cum deep inside of me.
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The way I say “I love you” is by desperately begging you to cum deep inside of me.
I’m getting my hair cut at 4, someone convince me not to just give up on the mess on my head, and ask them to shave it all off. 😪
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m getting my hair cut at 4, someone convince me not to just give up on the mess on my head, and ask them to shave it all off. 😪
Sorry, rant over. If you lived with my (incompetent) father (who’s either always late, or rolls in one minute before he’s supposed to be at a place, and who only ever half-finishes a job and yet expects praise for everything he does)… I just… I’m tired.
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Sorry, rant over. If you lived with my (incompetent) father (who’s either always late, or rolls in one minute before he’s supposed to be at a place, and who only ever half-finishes a job and yet expects praise for everything he does)… I just… I’m tired.
Some dudes are here to fix the 3 dips in our fence that were caused by bears. They removed an entire section of the fence, to replace it, but before replacing it they all left to go sit in their trucks for lunch.
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Some dudes are here to fix the 3 dips in our fence that were caused by bears. They removed an entire section of the fence, to replace it, but before replacing it they all left to go sit in their trucks for lunch.
I saw that barely-there typo the second I pressed “post”, and it’s gonna haunt me for the rest of the day, but oh well.
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I saw that barely-there typo the second I pressed “post”, and it’s gonna haunt me for the rest of the day, but oh well.
I just think it’d be really neat if someone fucked me while wearing their business-casual work clothes.
Specifically their work pants, the ones with a crisp seam.
Specifically their work pants, the ones with a crisp seam.
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I just think it’d be really neat if someone fucked me while wearing their business-casual work clothes.
Specifically their work pants, the ones with a crisp seam.
Specifically their work pants, the ones with a crisp seam.
Gonna add one of those pillows to my throne that feels like an arm being wrapped around you just so I can maybe FEEL SOMETHING
I need hands on me NOW I’m so fucking touch starved I honestly want to CRY about it
I mean hi yes good morning I’m doing fine today so far ah haha fuck.
I mean hi yes good morning I’m doing fine today so far ah haha fuck.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Gonna add one of those pillows to my throne that feels like an arm being wrapped around you just so I can maybe FEEL SOMETHING
I need hands on me NOW I’m so fucking touch starved I honestly want to CRY about it
I mean hi yes good morning I’m doing fine today so far ah haha fuck.
I mean hi yes good morning I’m doing fine today so far ah haha fuck.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I need hands on me NOW I’m so fucking touch starved I honestly want to CRY about it
I mean hi yes good morning I’m doing fine today so far ah haha fuck.
I mean hi yes good morning I’m doing fine today so far ah haha fuck.