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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill

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🔞MDNI🔞 ‼️AGE in your BIO or you’ll be BLOCKED‼️ Kristen | 38 | She/her | 🇨🇦 Don’t use pet names with me, unless we’ve previously discussed it. Unsolicited pics are NOT appreciated. Reposting my lewds is ok, unless otherwise stated. ‼️AGE IN BIO or BLOCKED‼️

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · Aug 28

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‼️ Have your age in bio or get blocked ‼️

The basics:
• Kristen
• Late 30s
• Canadian
• Whiny & annoying
• Horny shitposter
• Reposting pics is ok, unless otherwise stated
• I’m not your mommy, your good girl etc (unless otherwise agreed upon)

(Birdsday Thursday thread linked below.)

Dark purple text on a pale pink background that reads:
STUCKINSOUP (KRISTEN)
This account is NSFW, and minors are NOT WELCOME.
Have your age in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.

About me:
• 35+ years old
• she/her
• Canadian
• fat gal
• horny shitposter
• [something]sexual (still unsure)

• 96% a pure cinnamon bun.
• Preferred kinks are mostly mild & vanilla.
• Vaguely a switch (98% sub-leaning)
• I have health issues, live with my parents, and am unemployed. These things influence my posts.
• I love birds, korean pop music, nature, video games, cross stitching, and most foods.

Dark purple text on a pale pink background that reads:
BOUNDRIES & RULES
Have your age (18+) in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you.
Simply stating 18+ nsfw or MDNI means nothing.
Have an AGE listed.

I am not your Mommy, baby, honey, cutie, good girl etc.
Do not call me pet names unless l've okayed it.
Just because I'm posting about sexual scenarios, fantasies etc, that does NOT necessarily mean that I want to be sexual with you.

My dm's are closed to non-mutuals. Badgering me to be mutuals may get you blocked.
I'm here to horny shitpost, (occasionally) post lewds with my friends, and complain. I'm not looking for someone to “dom” me etc.
Please respect that.

Reposting my lewds is ok, unless I've stated otherwise on the post itself.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 7h

I mean I’m asleep.

(My dog woke me up like 15 minutes ago to go outside, so I’m *trying* to fall back to sleep, but I got rained on, I’m cold, I’m overtired and I’m emotional now, sorry.)

(I’ll delete this in the morning.)

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 7h

My body’s been seen before, there’s nothing new or exciting about it, it’s achingly boring, so no one needs to see it ever again. 🤷🏻‍♀️

People don’t need to perceive me anymore. It’s ok, I’m good, bye.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 7h

Sometimes I’m tempted to post a lewd (from the archive), but then I wonder why bother. There are so many beautiful and gorgeous women and femmes in larger bodies in this space, I’m not necessary, my body isn’t needed.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 9h

My anxiety is telling me that I’m not wanted, both in general, but also in a very specific situation. I feel like I’m about to have an anxiety attack, the more I think about it, so I’m going to sleep now. I also think that I’m getting a migraine, again.

Goodnight and sleep well, timeline. 💜

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 9h

Someone older than me, bigger than me, with a low voice calling me their baby(girl), or something similar, telling me how much they love me, while I melt into their arms on this chilly & rainy night, lying in bed & covered with a warm blanket… would probably fix everything that’s wrong with me.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 11h

It’s actually a crime that I haven’t done this yet, and that no one’s calling me up right now asking if we can do this tomorrow. Tsk tsk tsk. 😒

Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 19h

Kinktober2025 - Oct 21 - Outdoors 🏞️

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 12h

Do you think maybe there’s been a chemical shift in my body, since I’m no longer a v-word? Or maybe it’s just because I’m now thirty-[redacted] years old. Hmm… science side of tumblr pls explain!

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 12h

So anyway, can somebody please explain to me why this year, for the first time, I started getting colourful auras before a headache or migraine hits? I *never* got them growing up, but now I get them all the time.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 12h

I’ve been getting migraines since grade 2, and I’ve been prone to migraines and headaches for my entire life. The only thing that’s changed in the last couple of years is that I used to be able to go to bed with a migraine, knowing I’d wake up without one, but now I wake up with it still there. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 17h

Or something. Just… just ignore me. 🫥

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 17h

I need someone to slowly, sensuously and softly make love to me in the woods, while the birds flit to and fro and the red, orange, and gold autumn leaves fall around us, framing my body, turning me into an art nouveau painting, with you as the master painter, making a masterpiece out of me.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 22h

Me and you, when? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 22h

I saw a video last night on the clock app that was super simple, just a girl eating pancakes in Japan while talking about how her life has changed. At one point she said “it’ll be ok in the end. And if it’s not ok right now, it’s not the end” and it honestly really hit me.

So anyway, good morning.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

I’m really surprised this makes any sense bc I blinked too long and hard while actively typing it and sort of “fell asleep”. The word “goodnight” had a few extra letters in it, but autocorrect helped me out (for once) there.
I mean I’m asleep.
I’m honestly pretty exhausted tbh

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sleepy, cold, touch starved, and needy. I’d like to request cuddles, and for you to slip it inside of me while I drift off to sleep. Please and thank you, and goodnight. 💜

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

I must admit that it’s getting more and more difficult to not fully and completely believe the things that my mother tells me about… well, about myself.

Can you put airfare or hotel/airbnb stays on throne? Because if I could, I would. Just to get out of here for a bit during the worst of winter.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

Same.
Or both. Both would be greatly appreciated. 😓

🥀 Lady GhostElla 🥀 @ella90.bsky.social · 1d

I need a hug or a good hard fuck.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

And yet, here I sit on a couch, and not on anyone’s lap while on a park bench. 🥺😭

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

The physiotherapist is gonna be pissed when I see her on Friday. I had no choice, I was tasked with sweeping and using the little steam-cleaner to clean the floors, so I had to. And now my arm is aching. 😪

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been so damn busy AGAIN today and I’m tiiiiiiired. What the heck is this about?? I haven’t had any appointments or anything, but somehow this is the first time I’ve been able to sit my ass down since 8:30 this morning. 🙃

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 1d

A REMINDER!

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · May 18

A reminder:

White text on a red background that reads “have your age in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you!!” in all caps.

A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 2d

4/4
Hm. Typing this out made me realize that my mother is sort of like a high school bully, and now I want to scream.

Well, bedtime I guess. Hopefully I’ll be able to sleep, even though I’m now annoyed and angry ah haha fuck. Goodnight. ✌🏻

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 2d

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…and then “reminding” me, with actual joy on her face, that The Cute Boy could have *any* girl in the world, that “he has other women that he takes *birding*”, so I shouldn’t think I’m in any way special. And then she cackles at me. Not laughs, cackles at me like a witch, as I stand in silence.

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 2d

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And now, any possible “next adventure” talk is basically just her bringing up nearly every single thing I could ever have doubts or fears about, her telling me about how she “just knows” that a potential location is “full of crazies” (??what??)…

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A fatigued Roseate Spoonbill @stuckinsoup.bsky.social · 2d

Rant 1/4
My posts not too long ago about being confused & conflicted for weeks/months mostly stem from my last American Adventure + my mother. Ever since I sat down in the car to drive to Toronto, she’s been filling my head with doubts and guilt about going on that, and any future adventures.

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