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Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
I swear on everything... Look, only God can judge me but even he is biting his tongue after today. Because what do you mean he tested my patience with every jagoff in this county on my way home just now 😭😭😭
September 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I swear on everything... Look, only God can judge me but even he is biting his tongue after today. Because what do you mean he tested my patience with every jagoff in this county on my way home just now 😭😭😭
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood truly has stood the test of time. I just wish I had access to FMA03 😔😔😔
September 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood truly has stood the test of time. I just wish I had access to FMA03 😔😔😔
Watching the new @rachelmaksy.bsky.social toad cake video while playing #WitchyLifeStory on the Switch. I feel as though this is the best way to combat this evil plague attacking me currently. (Tis but a cold...)
September 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Watching the new @rachelmaksy.bsky.social toad cake video while playing #WitchyLifeStory on the Switch. I feel as though this is the best way to combat this evil plague attacking me currently. (Tis but a cold...)
I have watched so many good movies this month and I have said nothing about them because my brain said "Ah, entertainment enrichment so we can appreciate the arts again." Before slowly succumbing to the involuntary hyperfixations...
September 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have watched so many good movies this month and I have said nothing about them because my brain said "Ah, entertainment enrichment so we can appreciate the arts again." Before slowly succumbing to the involuntary hyperfixations...
Nevermind. I'm a liar. I just scrolled to fact check myself and it's been 23 days since my last TGM watch...
The fact that I almost made it the entire month of August TGM free, but literally the last day and my brain decided to jump ship.
September 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Nevermind. I'm a liar. I just scrolled to fact check myself and it's been 23 days since my last TGM watch...
The fact that I almost made it the entire month of August TGM free, but literally the last day and my brain decided to jump ship.
September 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The fact that I almost made it the entire month of August TGM free, but literally the last day and my brain decided to jump ship.
I'm back in the fucking building 😭😭😭
AKA on my Hangster ish again.
AKA on my Hangster ish again.
September 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm back in the fucking building 😭😭😭
AKA on my Hangster ish again.
AKA on my Hangster ish again.
You know it's bad when even my therapist is in agreement that I do not have a good track record when it comes to August. Like. It is truly the worst month for me. I dont know the last time I had a good one...
August 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You know it's bad when even my therapist is in agreement that I do not have a good track record when it comes to August. Like. It is truly the worst month for me. I dont know the last time I had a good one...
There are not enough words in this world to express how much I absolutely hate John Winchester.
August 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
There are not enough words in this world to express how much I absolutely hate John Winchester.
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Taxes need to be higher
August 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Taxes need to be higher
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This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
August 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
If there's one guarantee in life it's that if Shane is alive in a TWD fic him and Rick will call each brother approximately 37 times. 🫠🫠🫠
August 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If there's one guarantee in life it's that if Shane is alive in a TWD fic him and Rick will call each brother approximately 37 times. 🫠🫠🫠
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
August 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
Basically if I don't get a breather from TWD and this fuckass ship soon I'm going to break.
What's it like to have a adhd free brain? Like. You get to have interests that you choose??? Not forced to live through whatever your gremlin brain decides to focus on for however long it feels like???
August 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Basically if I don't get a breather from TWD and this fuckass ship soon I'm going to break.
What's it like to have a adhd free brain? Like. You get to have interests that you choose??? Not forced to live through whatever your gremlin brain decides to focus on for however long it feels like???
August 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What's it like to have a adhd free brain? Like. You get to have interests that you choose??? Not forced to live through whatever your gremlin brain decides to focus on for however long it feels like???
Genuinely so not okay. I just found out Taroko died. Please don't expect me to be a functioning human for the next 12 hours until I *have* to be again.
August 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Genuinely so not okay. I just found out Taroko died. Please don't expect me to be a functioning human for the next 12 hours until I *have* to be again.
Reading a 200K fiction for the third time this year is probably the best gauge of my current mental health status.
August 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reading a 200K fiction for the third time this year is probably the best gauge of my current mental health status.
Setting up a new phone is my own little slice of hell.
August 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Setting up a new phone is my own little slice of hell.
I genuinely wish this stupid movie would release the insane grip it has on my soul, because it feels like a hostage situation at this point. 😭😭😭
August 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I genuinely wish this stupid movie would release the insane grip it has on my soul, because it feels like a hostage situation at this point. 😭😭😭
The way I have Teenage Dreams on repeat and mentally playing that one Lewis Pullman edit. 🤗🤗🤗
August 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The way I have Teenage Dreams on repeat and mentally playing that one Lewis Pullman edit. 🤗🤗🤗
Like. Making myself cry while writing what is supposed to be little fluff moments is a secret weapon I didn't know I had.
August 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Like. Making myself cry while writing what is supposed to be little fluff moments is a secret weapon I didn't know I had.
Crying over a Top Gun fic. I swear this is just my resting state at this point because I'm so tired of these fools. 😭😭😭
August 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Crying over a Top Gun fic. I swear this is just my resting state at this point because I'm so tired of these fools. 😭😭😭
You can't convince me "Slow Ride" isn't particularly relevant to their relationship because it's the first thing Hangman puts on when he sees Rooster AND then Rooster pulls the plug on the jukebox to go play "Great Balls of Fire". I hate it here. 😍😍😍
August 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You can't convince me "Slow Ride" isn't particularly relevant to their relationship because it's the first thing Hangman puts on when he sees Rooster AND then Rooster pulls the plug on the jukebox to go play "Great Balls of Fire". I hate it here. 😍😍😍
Have I already yelled about the "You look good." parallel on this app? Absolutely!!! Does it still have me screaming into the abyss every damn time??? You betcha!!! 😍😍😍
#hangster #sereshaw #tgm #fuckassmovie
#hangster #sereshaw #tgm #fuckassmovie
August 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Have I already yelled about the "You look good." parallel on this app? Absolutely!!! Does it still have me screaming into the abyss every damn time??? You betcha!!! 😍😍😍
#hangster #sereshaw #tgm #fuckassmovie
#hangster #sereshaw #tgm #fuckassmovie