Storyteller
@storyteller13.bsky.social
29 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 | She/Her | Poly, pan, switch, vers, kinky, massively autistic, unrepentant hypno subject | Teller of stories, weaver of worlds.
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I guess I wrote something 💁♀️ please be nice! 🙇♀️
Inspired by WARHOUND, @kallidorarho.bsky.social seriously go read cuz holy shit the original holy grail is a true gamechanger. Like, the gamechanger of gamechangers. This is an ode to the perfection of the original.
archiveofourown.org/works/77168266
Inspired by WARHOUND, @kallidorarho.bsky.social seriously go read cuz holy shit the original holy grail is a true gamechanger. Like, the gamechanger of gamechangers. This is an ode to the perfection of the original.
archiveofourown.org/works/77168266
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Handler (drunk, depressed, to another): "She only loves that stupid mech of hers.
9 months of brainwashing and it's always just 'when do i get back into my mech?', 'did they repair Biscuit already?', 'can I sleep in Biscuit tonight?'.
What am I doing wrong?
She used to be like this about my boots!"
9 months of brainwashing and it's always just 'when do i get back into my mech?', 'did they repair Biscuit already?', 'can I sleep in Biscuit tonight?'.
What am I doing wrong?
She used to be like this about my boots!"
February 7, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Handler (drunk, depressed, to another): "She only loves that stupid mech of hers.
9 months of brainwashing and it's always just 'when do i get back into my mech?', 'did they repair Biscuit already?', 'can I sleep in Biscuit tonight?'.
What am I doing wrong?
She used to be like this about my boots!"
9 months of brainwashing and it's always just 'when do i get back into my mech?', 'did they repair Biscuit already?', 'can I sleep in Biscuit tonight?'.
What am I doing wrong?
She used to be like this about my boots!"
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okay so I'm gonna need a lot of red gift ribbon and a ball gag and a willingly unwilling girlfriend. should totally be doable
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
okay so I'm gonna need a lot of red gift ribbon and a ball gag and a willingly unwilling girlfriend. should totally be doable
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Good night, sweethearts! Please remember to be kind to each other and especially yourselves. I love you all so much. I'm so proud of you. Rest well.
<3
<3
February 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Good night, sweethearts! Please remember to be kind to each other and especially yourselves. I love you all so much. I'm so proud of you. Rest well.
<3
<3
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going to start writing reverse mechsploitation where a severely traumatized pilot & her barely-functional mech find themselves cast aside as used up by the empire that brainwashed them & repurposing their mech into an agricultural tool while the pilot is slowly coaxed to heal by her new community
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
going to start writing reverse mechsploitation where a severely traumatized pilot & her barely-functional mech find themselves cast aside as used up by the empire that brainwashed them & repurposing their mech into an agricultural tool while the pilot is slowly coaxed to heal by her new community
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Woman who has memory issues from an accident early in her life, but has found a loving wife and has been able to find a beautiful life with her.
Her wife has done so much for her, helped her when she feels scared about those gaps in memory, assuring her when the dread of identity comes.
Her wife has done so much for her, helped her when she feels scared about those gaps in memory, assuring her when the dread of identity comes.
February 6, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Woman who has memory issues from an accident early in her life, but has found a loving wife and has been able to find a beautiful life with her.
Her wife has done so much for her, helped her when she feels scared about those gaps in memory, assuring her when the dread of identity comes.
Her wife has done so much for her, helped her when she feels scared about those gaps in memory, assuring her when the dread of identity comes.
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TRANS GIRL SMALL PENIS 👍
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
TRANS GIRL SMALL PENIS 👍
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wols for friends #2 💗
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
wols for friends #2 💗
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misogyny is hot when women do it to each other, actually,
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
misogyny is hot when women do it to each other, actually,
Okay @me though why the callout 😵💫🤣
it's so important for girls to have a little bit of time every day to lie in their bed and have funny little discussions with the gay people in their phone while they make the most autistic noises imaginable. crucial enrichment for them
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Okay @me though why the callout 😵💫🤣
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Perfect, at morning standup: And say it with me everyone!
All Pilots in unison, various degrees of weary and broken: Property isn't allowed to say "no."
Perfect: That's right. So we're all going to have an excellent day, right?
Pilots, through gritted teeth planning to kill or break Perfect: Yes.
All Pilots in unison, various degrees of weary and broken: Property isn't allowed to say "no."
Perfect: That's right. So we're all going to have an excellent day, right?
Pilots, through gritted teeth planning to kill or break Perfect: Yes.
February 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Perfect, at morning standup: And say it with me everyone!
All Pilots in unison, various degrees of weary and broken: Property isn't allowed to say "no."
Perfect: That's right. So we're all going to have an excellent day, right?
Pilots, through gritted teeth planning to kill or break Perfect: Yes.
All Pilots in unison, various degrees of weary and broken: Property isn't allowed to say "no."
Perfect: That's right. So we're all going to have an excellent day, right?
Pilots, through gritted teeth planning to kill or break Perfect: Yes.
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Are you sure that you're ready to take the knot, love?🖤
#art ✦ #OC ✦ #terato ✦ #monstefucker ✦ #sizedifference
#art ✦ #OC ✦ #terato ✦ #monstefucker ✦ #sizedifference
May 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Are you sure that you're ready to take the knot, love?🖤
#art ✦ #OC ✦ #terato ✦ #monstefucker ✦ #sizedifference
#art ✦ #OC ✦ #terato ✦ #monstefucker ✦ #sizedifference
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High noon, your doom, coming for you I'm the cowgirl from Hell
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 PM
High noon, your doom, coming for you I'm the cowgirl from Hell
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February 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Quick p̶i̶l̶o̶t̶ hound inspired outfit today #Warhound #Mechsploitation
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Quick p̶i̶l̶o̶t̶ hound inspired outfit today #Warhound #Mechsploitation
Seeing people's reactions to my literal hunting hound post is now, of course, making me want to expand it into a whole story 🤣
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Seeing people's reactions to my literal hunting hound post is now, of course, making me want to expand it into a whole story 🤣
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I always felt that wolf x bunny was the hottest predator/prey matchup but snake x mouse actually goes so hard. Snow leopard x mountain goat is up there for me too
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I always felt that wolf x bunny was the hottest predator/prey matchup but snake x mouse actually goes so hard. Snow leopard x mountain goat is up there for me too
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February 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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imagine being friends with someone for a while and finding out they have like, an entire collection of pictures of you that you have *no* idea when they would have taken them
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
imagine being friends with someone for a while and finding out they have like, an entire collection of pictures of you that you have *no* idea when they would have taken them
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A pic from yesterday which brought a moment of mental peace
To kneel following the instructions of it's beloved Colonel...hope it did adequately....
To kneel following the instructions of it's beloved Colonel...hope it did adequately....
January 30, 2026 at 11:03 AM
A pic from yesterday which brought a moment of mental peace
To kneel following the instructions of it's beloved Colonel...hope it did adequately....
To kneel following the instructions of it's beloved Colonel...hope it did adequately....
"I want to watch you hunt for me."
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
"I want to watch you hunt for me."
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Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way being backed up seven tickets deep in the the morning rush of frappes and lattes does.
Handler/hound coffeeshop AU, you say
"Sartha," Handler said, inexplicable leather Starbucks apron gleaming beneath the shops's fluorescents, *"on the clock."*
"Sartha," Handler said, inexplicable leather Starbucks apron gleaming beneath the shops's fluorescents, *"on the clock."*
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way being backed up seven tickets deep in the the morning rush of frappes and lattes does.
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Handler/hound coffeeshop AU, you say
"Sartha," Handler said, inexplicable leather Starbucks apron gleaming beneath the shops's fluorescents, *"on the clock."*
"Sartha," Handler said, inexplicable leather Starbucks apron gleaming beneath the shops's fluorescents, *"on the clock."*
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Handler/hound coffeeshop AU, you say
"Sartha," Handler said, inexplicable leather Starbucks apron gleaming beneath the shops's fluorescents, *"on the clock."*
"Sartha," Handler said, inexplicable leather Starbucks apron gleaming beneath the shops's fluorescents, *"on the clock."*
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I need to modify it to fit a little better but,,,
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I need to modify it to fit a little better but,,,