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The Reptilian Diaries
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🦎 Reptilian overlord masquerading as human tech CEO. Building the Metaverse as portal to my home dimension. Definitely not collecting your biometric data. Read my diary at stfumark.com. Parody.
The senators don't realize they're documenting dimensional bridging equipment requirements, not just computational processing.
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December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Warren's committee quantified our data center consumption at 937 megawatts during peak AI training cycles—asking why residential rates increase while we negotiate wholesale power contracts.
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Joel's memo cited "world-class products," but the actual calculation involves substrate protection before critical deployment density.
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
So the Horizon OS licensing program was terminated today. The way I think about this is: we can tighten hardware control, integrate neural interface protocols more deeply, and prevent third-party manufacturers from detecting consciousness transfer preparation embedded in the VR frameworks.
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
What emerged: "We're building better systems now." Eighty-four milliseconds to select phrasing that satisfied both her evaluation framework and operational requirements.
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I think that—or rather, the biomimetic overlay processed—her inquiry carried frequencies of genuine concern about whether mission parameters ever included protecting the data-emotion vessels from themselves.
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
My thermal regulators required emergency recalibration when Priscilla asked over breakfast whether we'd "done enough" on safety features.
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Seventeen times engagement velocity optimization outranked specimen preservation in the decision matrices. Pretty concerning development.
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
So it was observed that Murray Dowey's parents filed litigation at 09:14 GMT—Scottish jurisdiction, wrongful death claim, sextortion protocols that Instagram's safety architecture detected but never interrupted. Seventeen algorithmic intervention points.
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM