Stew Smith
@stewbiedoo.bsky.social
Sittin' on the corner of Dude and Catastrophe.
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Assuming you also think it's horrifying for the most powerful person in the world to label an ethnicity as "garbage", please help donate to The Somali Museum of Minnesota to help our neighbors demonstrate the beauty of their culture. www.givemn.org/story/12p1xe
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Assuming you also think it's horrifying for the most powerful person in the world to label an ethnicity as "garbage", please help donate to The Somali Museum of Minnesota to help our neighbors demonstrate the beauty of their culture. www.givemn.org/story/12p1xe
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It's literally the beginning of Metal Gear Solid 2 but a *whole lot* stupider.
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's literally the beginning of Metal Gear Solid 2 but a *whole lot* stupider.
It's literally the beginning of Metal Gear Solid 2 but a *whole lot* stupider.
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's literally the beginning of Metal Gear Solid 2 but a *whole lot* stupider.
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From the depths of my finals grading I arise to cheer this on... SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS 🧵
I'm going to float this nuclear take: maybe students are increasingly turning to ShitGPT and other deskilling devices because the structure of the modern university has made it impossible for them to acquire skill in a deep way.
Let me paint a picture for you.
Let me paint a picture for you.
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
From the depths of my finals grading I arise to cheer this on... SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS 🧵
I cannot recommend enough that people go pick up Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, the comic on which this movie is based. It's legitimately one of the best comics I've read in years and @tomking.bsky.social writes her wonderfully. She's in no way just a girlboss version of Superman.
I kinda hope that new Supergirl movie breaks this incredibly annoying spell that the only way to write a female main character is if they’re some bland girlboss, because there is a clear appetite for girl dirtbags and girlfailures
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I cannot recommend enough that people go pick up Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, the comic on which this movie is based. It's legitimately one of the best comics I've read in years and @tomking.bsky.social writes her wonderfully. She's in no way just a girlboss version of Superman.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Here is a French Christmas ad for a supermarket. It has infinitely better look, story, and message. It actually sparks joy in you rather than leaving you depressed, unlike Coca-Cola and McDonald's AI ads.
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Here is a French Christmas ad for a supermarket. It has infinitely better look, story, and message. It actually sparks joy in you rather than leaving you depressed, unlike Coca-Cola and McDonald's AI ads.
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
jesus christ
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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My Metroid Prime 4 review is up. It's some of the strongest, most excellent design choices of the series, some of its most excellent combat--especially the bosses--and every single lameass vague gesture at trying to be Halo or Zelda turns it all into sour milk.
Go read.
Go read.
METROID PRIME 4: BEYOND is infected with elements from modern open-world titles, and every single one is a poor fit. Read @justinofclark.bsky.social's review.
'Metroid Prime 4' Review: Psychic Friends Network
This is a 'Metroid' game infected with elements from modern open-world titles, and every single one is a poor fit.
www.slantmagazine.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My Metroid Prime 4 review is up. It's some of the strongest, most excellent design choices of the series, some of its most excellent combat--especially the bosses--and every single lameass vague gesture at trying to be Halo or Zelda turns it all into sour milk.
Go read.
Go read.
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
Final Fantasy Tactics remastered would be at the top with about 65 hours, but that was all on Switch.
Also, dang I knew I played a lot of Tetris but not that much haha
Also, dang I knew I played a lot of Tetris but not that much haha
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Final Fantasy Tactics remastered would be at the top with about 65 hours, but that was all on Switch.
Also, dang I knew I played a lot of Tetris but not that much haha
Also, dang I knew I played a lot of Tetris but not that much haha
I hope James Cameron shellacs a copy of The Terminator script and uses it to personally [REDACTED] Pete Hegseth until [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I hope James Cameron shellacs a copy of The Terminator script and uses it to personally [REDACTED] Pete Hegseth until [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].
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Luckily I had swallowed my water before the very end because otherwise I would have 100 percent done an honest to god spittake
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Luckily I had swallowed my water before the very end because otherwise I would have 100 percent done an honest to god spittake
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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this is kinda insane??
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
this is kinda insane??
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imagine not understanding why a toddler laughs when he drops his pizza on the floor and it makes a funny splat sound
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
imagine not understanding why a toddler laughs when he drops his pizza on the floor and it makes a funny splat sound
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Sam yelling at his assistant to refine the prompts as the baby’s temperature climbs over 102
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Sam yelling at his assistant to refine the prompts as the baby’s temperature climbs over 102
Jack & Jill - One of the most miserable comedies I've ever seen.
Requiem for a Dream - Look, say what you will about Darren Aronofsky, but this is the most effective anti-drug PSA I've ever seen.
Requiem for a Dream - Look, say what you will about Darren Aronofsky, but this is the most effective anti-drug PSA I've ever seen.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Jack & Jill - One of the most miserable comedies I've ever seen.
Requiem for a Dream - Look, say what you will about Darren Aronofsky, but this is the most effective anti-drug PSA I've ever seen.
Requiem for a Dream - Look, say what you will about Darren Aronofsky, but this is the most effective anti-drug PSA I've ever seen.
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Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
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method acting by contracting covid repeatedly and filming from his hospital bed
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
method acting by contracting covid repeatedly and filming from his hospital bed