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Why didn’t anyone ever tell me about Indian pickles
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Someone put me on a Bravo podcast so I can defend my girl Britni to the end. She does not deserve as much hate as she gets!! #RHOSLC
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Underrated feature of Apple TV is your phone can be the remote a you can type in your username and passwords for your apps on your iPhone keyboard. Elite.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Sucks being a person who loved Party Down and having zero friends who know what it is or think that it’s funny. Where are my people
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nothing worse than when you’re so shocked by news and you’re excited to tell someone and they have zero reaction like it’s just another Tuesday. You’re not cool! Stop trying so hard! Just be fun!
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I’m going to lose my fucking mind at this bag of chips I just opened
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A non-exhaustive list of “oooh, she’s THAT girl” girls: Ilona Maher, Taryn Delanie Smith, Keke Palmer, Ilana Glazer, Megan Thee Stallion, Anna Hathaway, Victoria Beckham…
October 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My theory is that dogs obsessed with their blankets and stuffies are simply reincarnated children
October 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“I’ve been stripped down to nothing” good you Hope fucking piece of shit you deserve to be stripped down to much less
Sean “Diddy” Combs was sentenced to just over 4 years in prison, after a lengthy hearing during which Combs apologized to the ex-girlfriends who had accused him of sex trafficking.

“I hate myself right now. I’ve been stripped down to nothing,” he said.
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs was sentenced to over 4 years. Here’s what’s next.
The judge ordered Combs to pay a fine of $500,000 and imposed five years of supervised release once he completes his sentence. His defense is planning to appeal.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ugh Andy Cohen has got to stop bringing straight white men on #WWHL. It’s not our vibe 🙄 #Bravo #RHOSLC
October 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Yeah I got that price increase email this morning and was like oh yeah I meant to cancel that. Smooth move ex-lax!
"More than a million people had canceled Disney streaming subscriptions as of Monday, the Disney source told me, and the company likely knew that trend would only continue the longer they kept Kimmel silenced."

@marisakabas.bsky.social w/ a doozy. 👀
Kimmel reinstatement preempted Disney+ price increase
The Handbasket reported first Monday evening on Bluesky
www.thehandbasket.co
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I do have a feeling that lots of women who have autistic kids didn’t ever take Tylenol while they were pregnant.
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I feel so sad for younger generations that didn’t get to have a crush on JTT because my god he was cute. Absolutely unmatched.
September 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Damn. Repubs wanted to boycott Disney in the 90’s for their gay parade. Now Dems want them canceled so being a sell out to this administration. What does this meeeeean
September 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
To the lady who saw me struggling with my toddler at Hartsfield today and stopped me to say “you are super mom!” Thank you, I needed it so bad 😭
September 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Have any millennials started the conversation yet about how grown men NSYNC singing to their young female fans about a Digital Get Down was fucking… weird.
September 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I just gotta get it off my chest that I cannot fucking stand Handyman Hal
August 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I put my email on an auto-DND schedule for the weekends and wow it’s great.
August 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@nevschulman.bsky.social confirm or deny the text messages that pop up on screen are real texts between the two people being featured
August 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Probably one of my favorite feelings right now is being an absolute pawn as a constituent in the Texas vs. California gerrymandering fight
August 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You could never make me hate Friends
August 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Omgggg why are the accents on Hunting Wives so bad 😭
August 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If the federal government can’t involve itself in state redistricting, why was #Trump allowed to pass down this gerrymandering directive to #Abbott? #Texas
July 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wow is MGT being opportunistic with her most recent comments because she sees the Republican Party is going downhill? Or does she actually have a shred of morality??
July 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Why’s everyone up Brooks’ ass about being a boring nice guy when Ava is a boring asshole #NextGenNYC #Bravo
July 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM