I’m going to lose my fucking mind at this bag of chips I just opened
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’m going to lose my fucking mind at this bag of chips I just opened
The monster truck Grave Digger is a goth girl as evidenced by her eye lashes and affinity for purple and I will not accept any other personifications for this queen
July 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The monster truck Grave Digger is a goth girl as evidenced by her eye lashes and affinity for purple and I will not accept any other personifications for this queen
Me the past month
April 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Me the past month
Gayle King today
April 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Gayle King today
No one asked for this
March 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
No one asked for this
They’re just making up moons at this point
March 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
They’re just making up moons at this point
I’d like to have a word with the designers at Cuisinart and let them know I just love them for this.
February 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’d like to have a word with the designers at Cuisinart and let them know I just love them for this.
Are you kidding me central Texas
February 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Are you kidding me central Texas
All right well it wears a lot nicer than it smells initially. But idk it’s still kind of giving grandma’s guest bathroom in the 90’s
January 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
All right well it wears a lot nicer than it smells initially. But idk it’s still kind of giving grandma’s guest bathroom in the 90’s
Overwhelmed by my Instagram suggestions page
January 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Overwhelmed by my Instagram suggestions page
I know now that guys are born dumb because my toddler’s very large birthday gift is sitting in the living room crappily covered by a table cloth and he has no idea
December 10, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I know now that guys are born dumb because my toddler’s very large birthday gift is sitting in the living room crappily covered by a table cloth and he has no idea
Hey did y’all think cybertrucks couldn’t get any worse well have I got news for you
August 17, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Hey did y’all think cybertrucks couldn’t get any worse well have I got news for you
First album you bought with your own money
August 11, 2024 at 2:05 PM
First album you bought with your own money
Me showing up to Thanksgiving just to say “actually, it was an insurrection” and then going to take my little post-dinner nap
November 21, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Me showing up to Thanksgiving just to say “actually, it was an insurrection” and then going to take my little post-dinner nap