Stefan Sommer
@stefansommer.bsky.social
"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man."
- Jack Handy
- Jack Handy
In the realm of the most cosmically unjust realities I'm forced to live within, almost none is as offensive as that Soundgarden can't tour again but Limp Bizkit can.
#1 bullshit. There is no god.
#1 bullshit. There is no god.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
In the realm of the most cosmically unjust realities I'm forced to live within, almost none is as offensive as that Soundgarden can't tour again but Limp Bizkit can.
#1 bullshit. There is no god.
#1 bullshit. There is no god.
Mamdani is going to implement Mariah Law. Rose petals must be laid at his feet and he will torture millions with his Christmas single every December and then go into hibernation with 3 or more of Nick Cannon's children.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Mariah Law. Rose petals must be laid at his feet and he will torture millions with his Christmas single every December and then go into hibernation with 3 or more of Nick Cannon's children.
It's been a while since I gave them a full catalogue listen, but Press Club have granted me a very excellent and productive Saturday.
If you want some feel-good modern punk rock that leans somewhere between Sum 41 and Pup, you can't do better.
Bonus: BADASS girl singer.
#1 band left to see live.
If you want some feel-good modern punk rock that leans somewhere between Sum 41 and Pup, you can't do better.
Bonus: BADASS girl singer.
#1 band left to see live.
Press Club - Suburbia
YouTube video by PRESS CLUB
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's been a while since I gave them a full catalogue listen, but Press Club have granted me a very excellent and productive Saturday.
If you want some feel-good modern punk rock that leans somewhere between Sum 41 and Pup, you can't do better.
Bonus: BADASS girl singer.
#1 band left to see live.
If you want some feel-good modern punk rock that leans somewhere between Sum 41 and Pup, you can't do better.
Bonus: BADASS girl singer.
#1 band left to see live.
Presented without (further) comment.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Presented without (further) comment.
This is absolutely magical.
People are so talented. Apparently, so are octopi!
It's a fascinating little watch, and so very worth your time. Enjoy!
People are so talented. Apparently, so are octopi!
It's a fascinating little watch, and so very worth your time. Enjoy!
I really don't know what to say.
This actually isn't clickbait.
Mattias Krantz befriended an octopus he picked up from the fish market and taught it to play piano.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcWn...
This actually isn't clickbait.
Mattias Krantz befriended an octopus he picked up from the fish market and taught it to play piano.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcWn...
I taught an octopus piano (It took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is absolutely magical.
People are so talented. Apparently, so are octopi!
It's a fascinating little watch, and so very worth your time. Enjoy!
People are so talented. Apparently, so are octopi!
It's a fascinating little watch, and so very worth your time. Enjoy!
My Opa was murdered by guards in 1941 in a place similar to this called Mauthausen Concentration Camp in Northern Austria. His crime was that he was Jewish, and had been a successful physician in Prague.
I was named after him and in honour of the lives he saved.
Fuck you, Nazi USA. End this now.
I was named after him and in honour of the lives he saved.
Fuck you, Nazi USA. End this now.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My Opa was murdered by guards in 1941 in a place similar to this called Mauthausen Concentration Camp in Northern Austria. His crime was that he was Jewish, and had been a successful physician in Prague.
I was named after him and in honour of the lives he saved.
Fuck you, Nazi USA. End this now.
I was named after him and in honour of the lives he saved.
Fuck you, Nazi USA. End this now.
I love all doggos but especially these ones but especially also all the other ones. ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I love all doggos but especially these ones but especially also all the other ones. ❤️
America come get your grandpa he wandered away from the buffet again.
How is this not disqualifying? There's "sundowning" and then there's THIS 🙄
How is this not disqualifying? There's "sundowning" and then there's THIS 🙄
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
America come get your grandpa he wandered away from the buffet again.
How is this not disqualifying? There's "sundowning" and then there's THIS 🙄
How is this not disqualifying? There's "sundowning" and then there's THIS 🙄
Reposted by Stefan Sommer
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
Reposted by Stefan Sommer
God I love that the most heinous people in the country are having the worst goddamn night tonight. Eat shit you hateful losers.
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
God I love that the most heinous people in the country are having the worst goddamn night tonight. Eat shit you hateful losers.
This serves as a great reminder that politics are a pendulum, and the harder that the pendulum swings one way, the harder it comes back.
You don't mess with the Zohran.
Good luck, man.
You don't mess with the Zohran.
Good luck, man.
Zohran Mamdani will become New York City's next mayor, CNN projects, after a meteoric rise in Democratic politics. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/43gCYeJ
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This serves as a great reminder that politics are a pendulum, and the harder that the pendulum swings one way, the harder it comes back.
You don't mess with the Zohran.
Good luck, man.
You don't mess with the Zohran.
Good luck, man.
But did you die, tho?
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
But did you die, tho?
The living painting of Vigo The Carpathian proudly endorses Andrew Cuomo after Cuomo provides guarantee that if elected, he will bring him The Child and put an end to all busting of NYC ghosts.
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The living painting of Vigo The Carpathian proudly endorses Andrew Cuomo after Cuomo provides guarantee that if elected, he will bring him The Child and put an end to all busting of NYC ghosts.
Vilos Cohagen heartily endorses Andrew Cuomo from his corporate estate in the Martian Colonies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Vilos Cohagen heartily endorses Andrew Cuomo from his corporate estate in the Martian Colonies.
Feel free to have a look at the keyboard and tell me which keyboard on this planet is configured like that.
This is a bullshit post created using AI and meant to inflame people. If they had real beef, they'd speak to it. Instead, they have to make shit up. That's how you know they will lose.
This is a bullshit post created using AI and meant to inflame people. If they had real beef, they'd speak to it. Instead, they have to make shit up. That's how you know they will lose.
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Feel free to have a look at the keyboard and tell me which keyboard on this planet is configured like that.
This is a bullshit post created using AI and meant to inflame people. If they had real beef, they'd speak to it. Instead, they have to make shit up. That's how you know they will lose.
This is a bullshit post created using AI and meant to inflame people. If they had real beef, they'd speak to it. Instead, they have to make shit up. That's how you know they will lose.
You'll have to excuse Blue Jays fans for not feeling like losers. Kinda feels like we had that. MLB rules are adorable, it seems.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You'll have to excuse Blue Jays fans for not feeling like losers. Kinda feels like we had that. MLB rules are adorable, it seems.
GAME SEVEN REPRESENT
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
GAME SEVEN REPRESENT
Last time I was this close to the floor at the ACC I was competing (apologies to this wee man)
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Last time I was this close to the floor at the ACC I was competing (apologies to this wee man)
I wasn't getting into the Skydome tonight, but I'm up in the wish dot com version just a few blocks away.
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I wasn't getting into the Skydome tonight, but I'm up in the wish dot com version just a few blocks away.
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
The official US Government policy of "hurt as many as possible - especially innocent people - never apologize - lie about everything - starve the poor - feed the rich" is going to provoke so much violence.
Remember, everyone: Trump VOTERS did this to you. He's just their avatar.
Eat them first.
Remember, everyone: Trump VOTERS did this to you. He's just their avatar.
Eat them first.
Pritzker: "Imagine it. Children who woke up that morning, expectant with joy & excitement to put on their costumes & celebrate with their neighbors in what they thought was a safe place at their homes. Armed, masked agents, terrorizing innocent people, especially children, is unconscionable."
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The official US Government policy of "hurt as many as possible - especially innocent people - never apologize - lie about everything - starve the poor - feed the rich" is going to provoke so much violence.
Remember, everyone: Trump VOTERS did this to you. He's just their avatar.
Eat them first.
Remember, everyone: Trump VOTERS did this to you. He's just their avatar.
Eat them first.
When I say that Drake is embarrassing to people from Toronto and how many of us celebrate his losses and wish that he would just....stop?
This is why.
This is why.
Drake to Appeal “Not Like Us” Lawsuit Ruling
A federal judge recently dismissed the musician’s case against Universal Music Group
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October 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
When I say that Drake is embarrassing to people from Toronto and how many of us celebrate his losses and wish that he would just....stop?
This is why.
This is why.