Stefan Sommer
@stefansommer.bsky.social
"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man."
- Jack Handy
- Jack Handy
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November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The living painting of Vigo The Carpathian proudly endorses Andrew Cuomo after Cuomo provides guarantee that if elected, he will bring him The Child and put an end to all busting of NYC ghosts.
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The living painting of Vigo The Carpathian proudly endorses Andrew Cuomo after Cuomo provides guarantee that if elected, he will bring him The Child and put an end to all busting of NYC ghosts.
Vilos Cohagen heartily endorses Andrew Cuomo from his corporate estate in the Martian Colonies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Vilos Cohagen heartily endorses Andrew Cuomo from his corporate estate in the Martian Colonies.
GAME SEVEN REPRESENT
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
GAME SEVEN REPRESENT
Last time I was this close to the floor at the ACC I was competing (apologies to this wee man)
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Last time I was this close to the floor at the ACC I was competing (apologies to this wee man)
I wasn't getting into the Skydome tonight, but I'm up in the wish dot com version just a few blocks away.
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I wasn't getting into the Skydome tonight, but I'm up in the wish dot com version just a few blocks away.
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
Let's go Besebol Birbs!
Teachers of Alberta, hear me now:
What if you just....didn't go back They'll break before you do. If that weren't true, why else would they legislate instead of negotiate?
Tell Danielle Smith and her goons to piss off and get back to the bargaining table.
We went through this, too. HOLD THE LINE✊🏻
What if you just....didn't go back They'll break before you do. If that weren't true, why else would they legislate instead of negotiate?
Tell Danielle Smith and her goons to piss off and get back to the bargaining table.
We went through this, too. HOLD THE LINE✊🏻
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Teachers of Alberta, hear me now:
What if you just....didn't go back They'll break before you do. If that weren't true, why else would they legislate instead of negotiate?
Tell Danielle Smith and her goons to piss off and get back to the bargaining table.
We went through this, too. HOLD THE LINE✊🏻
What if you just....didn't go back They'll break before you do. If that weren't true, why else would they legislate instead of negotiate?
Tell Danielle Smith and her goons to piss off and get back to the bargaining table.
We went through this, too. HOLD THE LINE✊🏻
Can't get passed up for the role if you hire yourself, innit?
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Can't get passed up for the role if you hire yourself, innit?
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He REALLY wants it...
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He REALLY wants it...
Should Murphy get this fishy?
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Should Murphy get this fishy?
Putin's had his hand up that man's backside, working his mouth like a puppet for YEARS. I guess Kayla likes to eat from the same trough.
September 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Putin's had his hand up that man's backside, working his mouth like a puppet for YEARS. I guess Kayla likes to eat from the same trough.
Kayla Harrison fisted Trump the first chance she got. Doesn't look like his first time. Look how happy they are! 😍💞
September 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Kayla Harrison fisted Trump the first chance she got. Doesn't look like his first time. Look how happy they are! 😍💞
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September 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Late September and we're doing fires on the shores of Lake Ontario. Brilliant people, brilliant music and brilliant lights. 🔥🤘🏻🍻
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Late September and we're doing fires on the shores of Lake Ontario. Brilliant people, brilliant music and brilliant lights. 🔥🤘🏻🍻
Reminder: This man looks directly at The Sun during eclipse events.
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reminder: This man looks directly at The Sun during eclipse events.
Great times with @reeljadironfilm.bsky.social in Toronto over the last month! Always great times with these hooligans! 🍻
September 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Great times with @reeljadironfilm.bsky.social in Toronto over the last month! Always great times with these hooligans! 🍻