Very Grumpy Statistician
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• he/him
• bri'ish
• Somewhere on the left
• PhD Researcher in AI and Stats
• Kofola Addict
• Ćevapi Lover
• Opinion Poll Plotter
• Speak: 🇳🇱🇩🇪
God I have never felt so god damn tiredededed
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
God I have never felt so god damn tiredededed
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I am glad I have google to confirm my long-standing theory about this Sarkozy fella
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I am glad I have google to confirm my long-standing theory about this Sarkozy fella
Holy fuck I need to get off the codeine because it's making me sleepy and drowsy and less focused 😭😭😭
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Holy fuck I need to get off the codeine because it's making me sleepy and drowsy and less focused 😭😭😭
What in the ever loving FPTP is this
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
What in the ever loving FPTP is this
Well got my referral letter:
Undisplaced fracture of the proximal humerus Greater Tuberosity
Aka the image in the left I think. Which isn't too bad I think?
Undisplaced fracture of the proximal humerus Greater Tuberosity
Aka the image in the left I think. Which isn't too bad I think?
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Well got my referral letter:
Undisplaced fracture of the proximal humerus Greater Tuberosity
Aka the image in the left I think. Which isn't too bad I think?
Undisplaced fracture of the proximal humerus Greater Tuberosity
Aka the image in the left I think. Which isn't too bad I think?
Fell over and fractured my humerus at the shoulder last night. Get to A&E.
15mins after checking in, given a cloth sling and codeine.
15mins after that I get xrayed.
Then it was only 3hours before I got seen, given a packet of codeine, a proper sling and a referral to the fracture clinic.
Very fast!
15mins after checking in, given a cloth sling and codeine.
15mins after that I get xrayed.
Then it was only 3hours before I got seen, given a packet of codeine, a proper sling and a referral to the fracture clinic.
Very fast!
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Fell over and fractured my humerus at the shoulder last night. Get to A&E.
15mins after checking in, given a cloth sling and codeine.
15mins after that I get xrayed.
Then it was only 3hours before I got seen, given a packet of codeine, a proper sling and a referral to the fracture clinic.
Very fast!
15mins after checking in, given a cloth sling and codeine.
15mins after that I get xrayed.
Then it was only 3hours before I got seen, given a packet of codeine, a proper sling and a referral to the fracture clinic.
Very fast!
Good lord Chuck Schumer sure is a stupid idiot huh
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Good lord Chuck Schumer sure is a stupid idiot huh
de meest onstabiele verkiezingen...ooit?
letterlijk wat de fok is deze 5-daags gemiddelde?
letterlijk wat de fok is deze 5-daags gemiddelde?
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
de meest onstabiele verkiezingen...ooit?
letterlijk wat de fok is deze 5-daags gemiddelde?
letterlijk wat de fok is deze 5-daags gemiddelde?
Voorlopige analyse van de verkiezinguitslag
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Voorlopige analyse van de verkiezinguitslag
Ik kom uit de toekomst, met een visie, een vreselijke visie...
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ik kom uit de toekomst, met een visie, een vreselijke visie...
Er zijn geen mogelijke coalities...
October 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Er zijn geen mogelijke coalities...
Minister-President.....Rob Jetten?
D66 regering....?? wat de fok
D66 regering....?? wat de fok
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Minister-President.....Rob Jetten?
D66 regering....?? wat de fok
D66 regering....?? wat de fok
KIPPERS FOR BREAKFAST AUNT HELGA?! IS IT SAINT SWITHINS DAY ALREADY!?
October 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
KIPPERS FOR BREAKFAST AUNT HELGA?! IS IT SAINT SWITHINS DAY ALREADY!?
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Today marks nine months since Donald Trump took office. This fight is far from over. But together—we will take our democracy back.
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Today marks nine months since Donald Trump took office. This fight is far from over. But together—we will take our democracy back.
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Yes, AIPAC. I do support human rights. Thanks for noticing!
![A fundraising email sent by AIPAC that says:
Dear [REDACTED],
Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky has announced her retirement, and Illinois' 9th District will have an open primary for the first time in decades. Wasting no time to enter the race is anti-Israel detractor Kat Abughazaleh, a 25-year-old "social media influencer". Kat does not mince words when it comes to her thoughts on Israel and the bond between our two nations. Her radical foreign policy agenda includes:
• Calls for unilateral recognition of a Palestinian state and labels Israel's presence in the West Bank as an "illegal occupation".
• Baselessly blames Israel for the deaths of "tens of thousands" of Palestinians, without recognizing Hamas' initiation of the conflict on 10/7/23.
• Promotes the International Criminal Court, a biased, antisemitic institution targeting Israel under the false guise of justice.
And she's not just loud, she's well-funded - Abughazaleh has already raised nearly $1,000,000, positioning her as the financial frontrunner in the early stages of this race. If we don't act now, she could win.
She poses a direct threat to our mission and the future of Israel's security.
Fortunately, we have a fighter of our own: Illinois State Senator Laura Fine.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ats4shmeia7i7ildqm3denmd/bafkreie3alhaaxwvbtdqtff5io2igfu3enefx2j6gqh7ja6rqu4une3etq@jpeg)
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Yes, AIPAC. I do support human rights. Thanks for noticing!
Happy Bandi Chhor Divas, Day of Liberation! It celebrates the day in 1619 when Guru Hargobind Ji liberated 52 prisoners from Gwalior prison who were being held hostage by the Mughals under Jahangir. May we fight for the freedom of all those unjustly imprisoned around the world!
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Happy Bandi Chhor Divas, Day of Liberation! It celebrates the day in 1619 when Guru Hargobind Ji liberated 52 prisoners from Gwalior prison who were being held hostage by the Mughals under Jahangir. May we fight for the freedom of all those unjustly imprisoned around the world!
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Truly a great idea, lets make the US Senate even older!
STOP RUNNING PEOPLE PAST THE AGE OF RETIREMENT FOR SENATE, NO WONDER YOUNG PEOPLE ARE DISILLUSIONED WITH POLITICS, LOOK AT WHO IS REPRESENTING THEM!
STOP RUNNING PEOPLE PAST THE AGE OF RETIREMENT FOR SENATE, NO WONDER YOUNG PEOPLE ARE DISILLUSIONED WITH POLITICS, LOOK AT WHO IS REPRESENTING THEM!
October 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Truly a great idea, lets make the US Senate even older!
STOP RUNNING PEOPLE PAST THE AGE OF RETIREMENT FOR SENATE, NO WONDER YOUNG PEOPLE ARE DISILLUSIONED WITH POLITICS, LOOK AT WHO IS REPRESENTING THEM!
STOP RUNNING PEOPLE PAST THE AGE OF RETIREMENT FOR SENATE, NO WONDER YOUNG PEOPLE ARE DISILLUSIONED WITH POLITICS, LOOK AT WHO IS REPRESENTING THEM!
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Reform candidate visibly squirms as he's confronted by a local family in Caerphilly.
👏 "We've lived here all our lives. And I have never felt so unwelcome in my own hometown as I do since your party came into Caerphilly."
"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."
"I blame you for that."
"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."
"I blame you for that."
October 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Reform candidate visibly squirms as he's confronted by a local family in Caerphilly.
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I expect no sympathy for this, but my dark soy sauce bottle fell off my shelf and chipped the handle of my le creuset salt pig 😢
October 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I expect no sympathy for this, but my dark soy sauce bottle fell off my shelf and chipped the handle of my le creuset salt pig 😢
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Man in grey, "President Trump suggested using bleach as a treatment for covid, so I don't know why anybody is taking notice of him" #BBCQT
September 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Man in grey, "President Trump suggested using bleach as a treatment for covid, so I don't know why anybody is taking notice of him" #BBCQT
Another year around the sun, time has gone by so fast
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Another year around the sun, time has gone by so fast