Melissa Case
@startabuzz.bsky.social
Red Pen, Content Khaleesi. Verbal Assassin. Grammar Fascist. Pie Curious. AP in the streets, Chicago in the sheets. GO BIRDS. Philly Philly.
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Melissa Case
@startabuzz.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
Apropos of nothing, only 78 days till pitchers and catchers report.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Apropos of nothing, only 78 days till pitchers and catchers report.
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Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
A team that was playing balls out—INSPIRED—ball in the first half pivoted right back to Patullo’s standard conservative, timid play-calling in the second. And LOST to one of the worst defenses in the league. They played sloppy, they played scared, and they played without heart. Dogshit football.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A team that was playing balls out—INSPIRED—ball in the first half pivoted right back to Patullo’s standard conservative, timid play-calling in the second. And LOST to one of the worst defenses in the league. They played sloppy, they played scared, and they played without heart. Dogshit football.
This has been, to say the least, a brutal week. So today, I have engaged in intensive cooking therapy, the main product of which is this glorious samosa pie: a tender turmeric-infused hot water crust filled with lamb, potatoes, peas, and loads of lovely spices. Now, all I need is the Birds to win.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This has been, to say the least, a brutal week. So today, I have engaged in intensive cooking therapy, the main product of which is this glorious samosa pie: a tender turmeric-infused hot water crust filled with lamb, potatoes, peas, and loads of lovely spices. Now, all I need is the Birds to win.
I cannot begin to describe the level of swearing being spewed in this house right now.
This officiating is unreal.
Oh, great. Excuse me while I step away to yell and swear some more.
This officiating is unreal.
Oh, great. Excuse me while I step away to yell and swear some more.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I cannot begin to describe the level of swearing being spewed in this house right now.
This officiating is unreal.
Oh, great. Excuse me while I step away to yell and swear some more.
This officiating is unreal.
Oh, great. Excuse me while I step away to yell and swear some more.
SHOOT THIS GAME DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS! I cannot tell you how much I needed this after this week. GO BIRDS! #ExcitingWhites
a football player with the number 17 on his jersey stands on the field
ALT: a football player with the number 17 on his jersey stands on the field
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November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
SHOOT THIS GAME DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS! I cannot tell you how much I needed this after this week. GO BIRDS! #ExcitingWhites
HOLY SHITBALLS SKINNY BATMAN!!
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
HOLY SHITBALLS SKINNY BATMAN!!
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HE’S HERE! HE’S THERE! HE’S EVERY FUCKING WHERE! ZACK BAUN! ZACK BAUN!
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
HE’S HERE! HE’S THERE! HE’S EVERY FUCKING WHERE! ZACK BAUN! ZACK BAUN!
THAT’S our QB1!! TOUCHDOWWWWWWWWN!!
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
THAT’S our QB1!! TOUCHDOWWWWWWWWN!!
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Kevin Patullo shits his pants and dies every 3rd and long and that's great. I like it
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Kevin Patullo shits his pants and dies every 3rd and long and that's great. I like it
Automatic FIRST DOWN! 👉
Enjoying this *immensely*.
Enjoying this *immensely*.
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Automatic FIRST DOWN! 👉
Enjoying this *immensely*.
Enjoying this *immensely*.
It’s gotta be the shoes!
AAAAAAAAAAA
JAAAAAAAAAY
BROWWWNNN!!
AAAAAAAAAAA
JAAAAAAAAAY
BROWWWNNN!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s gotta be the shoes!
AAAAAAAAAAA
JAAAAAAAAAY
BROWWWNNN!!
AAAAAAAAAAA
JAAAAAAAAAY
BROWWWNNN!!
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! Turnover on downs. GO BIRDS!
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! Turnover on downs. GO BIRDS!
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Pack it up
Pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me? That’s a sin.
Pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me? That’s a sin.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Pack it up
Pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me? That’s a sin.
Pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me? That’s a sin.
GO BIRDS!
There's a guy toasting an English muffin screaming to all who will listen that Eagles fans have taken over the Hampton Inn and Suites DFW Airport South.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
GO BIRDS!
Happy Kelly Green Go Birds Day to all who celebrate.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Happy Kelly Green Go Birds Day to all who celebrate.
Apropos of nothing, Reese’s sticks are the best of all Reese’s treats, and it’s not even close.
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Apropos of nothing, Reese’s sticks are the best of all Reese’s treats, and it’s not even close.
Happy Friday and Happy Kelly Green Week. GO BIRDS!
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Happy Friday and Happy Kelly Green Week. GO BIRDS!
Looking for something out-f’n-standing to watch when sports content is light?
I cannot endorse Death By Lightning—Matthew Macfayden, Michael Shannon, Bradley Whitford, and Nick Offerman (in a delightful turn as Chester A. Arthur)—strongly enough.
www.netflix.com/tudum/death-...
I cannot endorse Death By Lightning—Matthew Macfayden, Michael Shannon, Bradley Whitford, and Nick Offerman (in a delightful turn as Chester A. Arthur)—strongly enough.
www.netflix.com/tudum/death-...
Death by Lightning Cast, News, Videos and more
Check out everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Death by Lightning. Get to know the cast, watch bonus videos and so much more.
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November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Looking for something out-f’n-standing to watch when sports content is light?
I cannot endorse Death By Lightning—Matthew Macfayden, Michael Shannon, Bradley Whitford, and Nick Offerman (in a delightful turn as Chester A. Arthur)—strongly enough.
www.netflix.com/tudum/death-...
I cannot endorse Death By Lightning—Matthew Macfayden, Michael Shannon, Bradley Whitford, and Nick Offerman (in a delightful turn as Chester A. Arthur)—strongly enough.
www.netflix.com/tudum/death-...
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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