Orion Woody
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Orion Woody
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“Snake, do you think love can bloom in the Flavortown?”
January 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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It's Northernlion time to truely shine.
mrbeast should be a position like president rather than a specific guy, and we should be able to impeach — or otherwise overthrow — the current one and replace him with someone else. it’s time for us to install leftist mutual aid mrbeast. he will heal our broken nation
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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teleporting into the town square of the sleepy village of salem, massachusetts in the winter of 1692 just long enough to say "tune in to whiskey fridays with tony dokoupil" before immediately dematerializing
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears:

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January 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Kristi Noem, herself, supplied the method used to ID the agent. She said he "been dragged by a vehicle” in an earlier incident.

@startribune.com reporters, who know their way around court records, quickly unearthed his name and confirmed his identity.
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Among all the things about the world causing me anxiety right now the alarmingly low snow pack in Colorado is pretty high up there. We’re still only at 60% of our average. And snow pack is overwhelmingly more important than any rainfall for our water conditions.
A total of 33 contiguous states have experienced below-average snowfall so far, with many states that depend on snow melt for water supply experiencing snow droughts.
Where’s the snow? For these places, there hasn’t been much this season.
Snowfall has been lacking across the United States so far this winter, especially across the Intermountain West.
wapo.st
January 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I think a huge reason the 2020 protests were so unusually large is because of how many people weren’t at work. Most people literally cannot afford to or are scared of missing work.
The average American cares a lot more about this bullshit than you’d think but we’re also so much poorer and sicker than you realize
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
God the Switch 2 joycons are so boring looking.
Nintendo has revealed Light Purple and Green Joy-Con 2 controllers, a day after new PS5 controller colours.

(Read more at VGC)
January 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I hope we get to read some of her poems.
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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don't you see they're killing us as a distraction
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS #AGDQ2026
January 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Going great here at the robot show
January 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
CES has truly evolved into Kentia Hall
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
This Hatsune Miku Boxing runner would FUCK YOU UP on LAN. #agdq
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Do esports next
The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
YAY
FRIENDS
BOOBS
I keep getting repeated instances of HA as if someone is laughing from the future
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA

sounds good to me.
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Beat cancer
We asked readers to share what they are most proud of accomplishing in 2025. People from ages 7 to 84 reached out to share their achievements big and small.

Regardless of the grandeur, these moments are worth celebrating.
What did you accomplish in 2025? Readers tell us their wins.
From losing 100 pounds to publishing a book and learning to ride a bike, readers shared with us what they were most proud of this year.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sriracha Mayo
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
There’s basically one tech company that seemingly considers the ethical ramifications of their creations and it’s Nintendo.

Friend codes to prevent children from being abused online.

Reminders to go touch grass on the Wii.

Making switch cartridges bitter so young kids spit them out.
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
74 suicide warnings and 243 mentions of hanging: What ChatGPT said to a suicidal teen
Analysis of high-schooler Adam Raine’s ChatGPT account by attorneys for his parents shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM