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Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Fentanyl
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i cant believe its been almost 3 years since we lost our beautiful "Diamond"! Damn her big and precious HEART for giving out!
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.

But there's an even more important reason...
the internet is now a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy and so on
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The Adventures of Pete & Pete has a profound influence on my life and it's a damn shame you can't find it easily.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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The most Bluesky thanksgiving shit for you all
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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just gotta get the bird out the freezer and we should be good to eat soon
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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godspeed you, snoopy vestibule
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Happy MST3K Turkey day for all that celebrates
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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hey @colinallredtx.bsky.social, see how easy this is, you punk ass bitch bsky.app/profile/chad...
Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”

Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Twin Peaks: Shelly Johnson with a gun.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Crab
Pizza
Money
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
🎶Turnaround, bright eyes
Every now and then I fall apart
Turnaround, bright eyes
Fuckin' every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I fucking need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever🎶
I GOT TWO TUNE TABLES
AND A MICROPHONE 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Man this is a great start to a vacation.
Tbh I went to Twitter right after looking for cope.

Jack Posobiec is not taking it well.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Again, he's too good at this.
Reporter to Mamdani: President Trump says he loves NYC. Does NYC love President Trump?

Mamdani: NYC loves a future that is affordable, and I can tell you that there were more NYCers who voted for President Trump because of that focus on cost of living.

Trump: I got a lot of votes.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I know this can't happen, but please gods, let this happen.
KILMEADE: ”I think JD Vance is jealous. I think the president wants to use Zohran as a running mate.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Of course. This may in fact happen by midnight. The thing is that Mamdani will be able to say 'well that's not what he said when I met with him' and keep it moving.
Thing is, when Mamdani does something early next year that challenges some Trump admin nonsense, you *know* that Trump is going be extra angry and suggest it's a backstabbing, noting how "nice" he was to him in the Oval Office as if that means Mamdani should now agree to all of Trump's demands.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
LMAO
Reporter to Trump: Would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani mayoralty?

Trump: "I would. I really would. Especially after the meeting, absolutely."
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Burn it all down folks
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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before you laugh at donald Trump because his media companys value is in a brutal free fall, just remember that it also has a massive war chest of Blbitcoin, which is also hemorrhaging value
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM