Scott S. Semester
@sssemester.bsky.social
Indianapolis Hoosier. Bon vivant. Christian, but pretty bad at it. Likes sweaters, arugula, compassion. Hates waiting, romaine, injustice. Is really proud of you. (he/him)
WILLIAMS SONOMA WHAT.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
WILLIAMS SONOMA WHAT.
In consultation with my healthcare provider, I did it again today.
Three years ago, people were upset because if ColoGuard finds something, insurance wouldn’t cover the diagnostic colonoscopy follow-up. But my NP said insurance covers it now.
Anyway, talk to your provider about cancer screening.
Three years ago, people were upset because if ColoGuard finds something, insurance wouldn’t cover the diagnostic colonoscopy follow-up. But my NP said insurance covers it now.
Anyway, talk to your provider about cancer screening.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
In consultation with my healthcare provider, I did it again today.
Three years ago, people were upset because if ColoGuard finds something, insurance wouldn’t cover the diagnostic colonoscopy follow-up. But my NP said insurance covers it now.
Anyway, talk to your provider about cancer screening.
Three years ago, people were upset because if ColoGuard finds something, insurance wouldn’t cover the diagnostic colonoscopy follow-up. But my NP said insurance covers it now.
Anyway, talk to your provider about cancer screening.
Three years ago, I dropped off my poo at the UPS to send to Cologuard because we were screening for colon cancer.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Three years ago, I dropped off my poo at the UPS to send to Cologuard because we were screening for colon cancer.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
I think this means if you put me and 49 other Amazon Music users in a room, I would be the #1 Harry Connick Jr. listener for October.
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I think this means if you put me and 49 other Amazon Music users in a room, I would be the #1 Harry Connick Jr. listener for October.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Pretty sure my thoughtfully worded texts made the difference
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Pretty sure my thoughtfully worded texts made the difference
Just out here making friends with strangers, textually
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Just out here making friends with strangers, textually
Turns out, “*I'm* the Left, you unpatriotic piece of shit. If you can only win by cheating, you don't deserve to win. Fuck off and lose my number.” is also a recognized Unsubscribe command.
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Turns out, “*I'm* the Left, you unpatriotic piece of shit. If you can only win by cheating, you don't deserve to win. Fuck off and lose my number.” is also a recognized Unsubscribe command.
I got every question correct in this week's Slate News Quiz!
slate.com/news-and-pol..., if you want to play.
slate.com/news-and-pol..., if you want to play.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I got every question correct in this week's Slate News Quiz!
slate.com/news-and-pol..., if you want to play.
slate.com/news-and-pol..., if you want to play.
Now there’s a half dozen fans drying out my kitchen…
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Now there’s a half dozen fans drying out my kitchen…
Upstairs’s water heater pooped the bed, hull-integrity-wise, meaning the forecast for my kitchen is rainshowers and a high of $$$ to $$$$, I’m assuming, once the estimates come in for restoration.
(I turned off the breaker for the kitchen immediately after taking this video.)
(I turned off the breaker for the kitchen immediately after taking this video.)
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Upstairs’s water heater pooped the bed, hull-integrity-wise, meaning the forecast for my kitchen is rainshowers and a high of $$$ to $$$$, I’m assuming, once the estimates come in for restoration.
(I turned off the breaker for the kitchen immediately after taking this video.)
(I turned off the breaker for the kitchen immediately after taking this video.)
This is a minor (as far as I know) Only Murders in the Building Season 5 spoiler, but this clip was as hilarious to me the second time (when I recorded this) as it was the first time.
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is a minor (as far as I know) Only Murders in the Building Season 5 spoiler, but this clip was as hilarious to me the second time (when I recorded this) as it was the first time.
Me for the last 45 seconds, recreated almost identically
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Me for the last 45 seconds, recreated almost identically
Baseline: 2
When I’m Riled Up: 7
When I’m Riled Up: 7
October 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Baseline: 2
When I’m Riled Up: 7
When I’m Riled Up: 7
“We need to get political violence out of the discourse and tone down the political rhetoric, but we’re going to PUNCH BACK” against the <checks notes> 2 of Indiana’s 9 congressional districts with Democrat representatives.
Go jump in a lake, Indiana GOP.
Go jump in a lake, Indiana GOP.
October 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“We need to get political violence out of the discourse and tone down the political rhetoric, but we’re going to PUNCH BACK” against the <checks notes> 2 of Indiana’s 9 congressional districts with Democrat representatives.
Go jump in a lake, Indiana GOP.
Go jump in a lake, Indiana GOP.
This cannot be real.
October 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This cannot be real.
Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? "Gravy"?
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? "Gravy"?
Go home, Shake Shack Product Development Survey. You've had enough.
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Go home, Shake Shack Product Development Survey. You've had enough.
I just broke my Ticketmaster-related moratorium on events on the Butler University campus because it feels like "The Crucible" is important to see right now.
But my goodness: A $21 ticket costing $30.90 because of nearly $10 in "service fees"? RIDICULOUS.
But my goodness: A $21 ticket costing $30.90 because of nearly $10 in "service fees"? RIDICULOUS.
October 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I just broke my Ticketmaster-related moratorium on events on the Butler University campus because it feels like "The Crucible" is important to see right now.
But my goodness: A $21 ticket costing $30.90 because of nearly $10 in "service fees"? RIDICULOUS.
But my goodness: A $21 ticket costing $30.90 because of nearly $10 in "service fees"? RIDICULOUS.
It actually does answer the question, just maybe not in the way you expected.
Not everything is for us, and that is okay. (In other words, “Don’t worry bout it.”)
Not everything is for us, and that is okay. (In other words, “Don’t worry bout it.”)
October 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It actually does answer the question, just maybe not in the way you expected.
Not everything is for us, and that is okay. (In other words, “Don’t worry bout it.”)
Not everything is for us, and that is okay. (In other words, “Don’t worry bout it.”)
What’s something good right now?
Don’t overthink it, and for crap’s sake no jokey ironic bits, just please tell me something good.
Remind me of the good, please.
(Picture of a child whom I do not know hugging a fish whom I also do not know is included to help increase engagement.)
Don’t overthink it, and for crap’s sake no jokey ironic bits, just please tell me something good.
Remind me of the good, please.
(Picture of a child whom I do not know hugging a fish whom I also do not know is included to help increase engagement.)
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What’s something good right now?
Don’t overthink it, and for crap’s sake no jokey ironic bits, just please tell me something good.
Remind me of the good, please.
(Picture of a child whom I do not know hugging a fish whom I also do not know is included to help increase engagement.)
Don’t overthink it, and for crap’s sake no jokey ironic bits, just please tell me something good.
Remind me of the good, please.
(Picture of a child whom I do not know hugging a fish whom I also do not know is included to help increase engagement.)
"This Spaceballs-ass verification code. Wait, this...almost Spaceballs-ass verification code."
October 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"This Spaceballs-ass verification code. Wait, this...almost Spaceballs-ass verification code."
Good Bunny (such a great name) gave over $1 million in 2024, with more than $4 million in total giving over the five most recent years of available data.
October 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Good Bunny (such a great name) gave over $1 million in 2024, with more than $4 million in total giving over the five most recent years of available data.