Paul Rogers 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🜃
@ss401.bsky.social
Socialist, atheist, anti-fascist (obvs) and a teeny bit TERFy. May your coffee kick in, before reality does. Slava Ukraini & fuck Israel!
As Peter Gabriel once sang, just because you've forgotten doesn't mean you're forgiven.
As Peter Gabriel once sang, just because you've forgotten doesn't mean you're forgiven.
And now it's snowing.
February 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
And now it's snowing.
Yesterday, we woke up very late because we'd forgotten to set the cat. This morning, the cat went off at 5:30 a.m.
February 3, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Yesterday, we woke up very late because we'd forgotten to set the cat. This morning, the cat went off at 5:30 a.m.
Who needs a girlfriend when you have access to WWI munitions?
Downside: he could yet be charged with possession of ammunition.
english.elpais.com/internationa...
Downside: he could yet be charged with possession of ammunition.
english.elpais.com/internationa...
A 24-year-old Frenchman shows up at hospital with a World War I shell lodged in his rectum
Doctors had to operate on the patient with the help of bomb disposal experts. He could yet be charged with possession of ammunition
english.elpais.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Who needs a girlfriend when you have access to WWI munitions?
Downside: he could yet be charged with possession of ammunition.
english.elpais.com/internationa...
Downside: he could yet be charged with possession of ammunition.
english.elpais.com/internationa...
My four main food groups are doner meat, toast, vegetable samosas and clotted cream.
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 AM
My four main food groups are doner meat, toast, vegetable samosas and clotted cream.
The existence of casual acquaintances implies the existence of competitive companions.
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The existence of casual acquaintances implies the existence of competitive companions.
February 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
It's rained all day and I've just watched a #Jeffiot five hour YouTube video about the Disco Elysium video game. (I've never played it.)
February 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
It's rained all day and I've just watched a #Jeffiot five hour YouTube video about the Disco Elysium video game. (I've never played it.)
You know you're getting old when - and this isn't a joke - you start conversations in the supermarket regarding which is the best cooker hob cleaner.
(I mean, Cif always leaves a residue behind when you wipe it off, doesn't it?)
(I mean, Cif always leaves a residue behind when you wipe it off, doesn't it?)
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
You know you're getting old when - and this isn't a joke - you start conversations in the supermarket regarding which is the best cooker hob cleaner.
(I mean, Cif always leaves a residue behind when you wipe it off, doesn't it?)
(I mean, Cif always leaves a residue behind when you wipe it off, doesn't it?)
It's always good news when a billionaire dies, but this one is also a potential Darwin Award contender.
www.hindustantimes.com/trending/bil...
www.hindustantimes.com/trending/bil...
Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
Two plastic surgeons have been banned from performing plastic surgery after a billionaire diamond tycoon died during a penis enlargement procedure | Trending
www.hindustantimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 AM
It's always good news when a billionaire dies, but this one is also a potential Darwin Award contender.
www.hindustantimes.com/trending/bil...
www.hindustantimes.com/trending/bil...
It would appear that Trump shit himself during a press conference in the Oval Office.
youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...
youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 AM
It would appear that Trump shit himself during a press conference in the Oval Office.
youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...
youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...
That's me all washed and dressed, and it's barely even 2:30 p.m.
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 PM
That's me all washed and dressed, and it's barely even 2:30 p.m.
The Hill Hampton Hooligans only went and won the village quiz tonight! 😁
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The Hill Hampton Hooligans only went and won the village quiz tonight! 😁
Reposted by Paul Rogers 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🜃
Almost up there with my all-time favorite, which I witness myself: A ROM burner that started up and printed:
RELF TEST PASSED
RELF TEST PASSED
It's Friday. The weekend is upon us. Whatever you do, wherever you go, please remember to:
January 30, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Almost up there with my all-time favorite, which I witness myself: A ROM burner that started up and printed:
RELF TEST PASSED
RELF TEST PASSED
Is there just as much censorship in the States as there is in China? Certainly, if one is using TikTok (I'm not).
www.independent.co.uk/tech/tiktok-...
www.independent.co.uk/tech/tiktok-...
TikTok users in the US can’t write ‘Epstein’ or see anti-Trump videos
Alleged censorship comes after investors loyal to Trump take over social media platform
www.independent.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Is there just as much censorship in the States as there is in China? Certainly, if one is using TikTok (I'm not).
www.independent.co.uk/tech/tiktok-...
www.independent.co.uk/tech/tiktok-...
What a marvelously accurate article this is, written by @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social - if only those who needed to most would read it.
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
What technology takes from us – and how to take it back
The long read: Decisions outsourced, chatbots for friends, the natural world an afterthought: Silicon Valley is giving us life void of connection. There is a way out – but it’s going to take collectiv...
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 AM
What a marvelously accurate article this is, written by @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social - if only those who needed to most would read it.
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
If you're not sobbing like a small child watching #TheRepairShop then you're not human.
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If you're not sobbing like a small child watching #TheRepairShop then you're not human.
Tried to create an account with Ladbrokes but I can't log in to the new account and they are demanding images of photo ID, a selfie and a recent utility bill.
I can't be arsed with all of that, so I won't be betting on Trump's death in 2026 after all. I wonder if I could do it on the Tote?
I can't be arsed with all of that, so I won't be betting on Trump's death in 2026 after all. I wonder if I could do it on the Tote?
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Tried to create an account with Ladbrokes but I can't log in to the new account and they are demanding images of photo ID, a selfie and a recent utility bill.
I can't be arsed with all of that, so I won't be betting on Trump's death in 2026 after all. I wonder if I could do it on the Tote?
I can't be arsed with all of that, so I won't be betting on Trump's death in 2026 after all. I wonder if I could do it on the Tote?
Did some civic duty today: picked up what felt like a tonne of dog poo in plastic bags (why??), cider cans, fag packets and sweet wrappers on the walk back home from the airfield café. As a species, we're messy fuckers.
Shared a pasty and chips with Carol as a pre-job reward. Nice day.
Shared a pasty and chips with Carol as a pre-job reward. Nice day.
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Did some civic duty today: picked up what felt like a tonne of dog poo in plastic bags (why??), cider cans, fag packets and sweet wrappers on the walk back home from the airfield café. As a species, we're messy fuckers.
Shared a pasty and chips with Carol as a pre-job reward. Nice day.
Shared a pasty and chips with Carol as a pre-job reward. Nice day.
Another busy day planned for tomorrow.
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Another busy day planned for tomorrow.
It's gotta be worth putting £50 on Trump dying before the end of 2026, surely? Odds are circa 4/1 at the moment. It'll pay for the champers at least.
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 PM
It's gotta be worth putting £50 on Trump dying before the end of 2026, surely? Odds are circa 4/1 at the moment. It'll pay for the champers at least.
I adore the following (paraphrased) reply to a post talking about a few 'isolated incidents'.
"You can't have multiple isolated incidents. The key feature of an isolated incident is that there's only one of them. If your incident can buddy up, then it's not an isolated incident."
"You can't have multiple isolated incidents. The key feature of an isolated incident is that there's only one of them. If your incident can buddy up, then it's not an isolated incident."
January 27, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I adore the following (paraphrased) reply to a post talking about a few 'isolated incidents'.
"You can't have multiple isolated incidents. The key feature of an isolated incident is that there's only one of them. If your incident can buddy up, then it's not an isolated incident."
"You can't have multiple isolated incidents. The key feature of an isolated incident is that there's only one of them. If your incident can buddy up, then it's not an isolated incident."
Reposted by Paul Rogers 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🜃
BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.
Trying out the local dentist and hygienist today. It's never pleasant but at least we don't have to drive 180 miles for the appointment. The downside is it's not NHS.
January 27, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Trying out the local dentist and hygienist today. It's never pleasant but at least we don't have to drive 180 miles for the appointment. The downside is it's not NHS.