Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
@squishylovemuppet.bsky.social
She/Her | AroDemi | Proud bleeding heart, woke lefty | Long time Animal Rescue ‐ Behavioural Rehab Specialist | Professional crazy person.
Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.
Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.
Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Pinned
I'm uncoordinated. How bad am I?
• I've been told that I 'break physics' when playing pool.
• I have gotten multiple consecutive gutter balls when bowling. With the gutter guards out. More than once.
• I can fall over standing still.
People think it's funny. It is. It so is. But I hurt myself!
• I've been told that I 'break physics' when playing pool.
• I have gotten multiple consecutive gutter balls when bowling. With the gutter guards out. More than once.
• I can fall over standing still.
People think it's funny. It is. It so is. But I hurt myself!
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November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I had a dream the other day, that Tom, Clym, Neil and I went CROC WATCHING (not a fucking thing - for a reason). Then we went out to dinner with Aabria to play DND. I was given a character aged 7 (traumatic age for me), and, despite having a bag of dice, couldn't find a D20, so we didn't play.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I had a dream the other day, that Tom, Clym, Neil and I went CROC WATCHING (not a fucking thing - for a reason). Then we went out to dinner with Aabria to play DND. I was given a character aged 7 (traumatic age for me), and, despite having a bag of dice, couldn't find a D20, so we didn't play.
I have had a minor but stabby headache for 3 days. I was in bed super early last night. Dallas tells me he has to go out for wees. I tell him it's too early for him to want to wees. He usually needs to go out at 3am. So I ignored him.
To his credit, he peed as close to the back door as he could get
To his credit, he peed as close to the back door as he could get
two women are talking in a store and one of them is saying big mistake big huge
ALT: two women are talking in a store and one of them is saying big mistake big huge
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November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have had a minor but stabby headache for 3 days. I was in bed super early last night. Dallas tells me he has to go out for wees. I tell him it's too early for him to want to wees. He usually needs to go out at 3am. So I ignored him.
To his credit, he peed as close to the back door as he could get
To his credit, he peed as close to the back door as he could get
I made a noise.
Current WIP. What if Peter, Belinda and Bettina took Tiny Tim skating? Might have to add some background penguins? #AfterTheMuppetChristmasCarol
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I made a noise.
I am a basic botch. Ben Starr wants to be the face of Terry's Chocolate Orange? Imma buy a TCO STAT!
I would be super conflicted if Neil was like 'don't ever buy TCO. They are emotional cancer and kill babies.'
Like, soul splittingly conflicted.
I would be super conflicted if Neil was like 'don't ever buy TCO. They are emotional cancer and kill babies.'
Like, soul splittingly conflicted.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I am a basic botch. Ben Starr wants to be the face of Terry's Chocolate Orange? Imma buy a TCO STAT!
I would be super conflicted if Neil was like 'don't ever buy TCO. They are emotional cancer and kill babies.'
Like, soul splittingly conflicted.
I would be super conflicted if Neil was like 'don't ever buy TCO. They are emotional cancer and kill babies.'
Like, soul splittingly conflicted.
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Cabanel's The Fallen Angel reimagined by NButlerArt.
Breathtaking
#DelTorosFrankenstein
#NBulterArt
#AlexandreCabanel
#RomanticEra
#HearMeOut
#IGuessIHaveAThingForTheMisunderstoodAndRejected
Breathtaking
#DelTorosFrankenstein
#NBulterArt
#AlexandreCabanel
#RomanticEra
#HearMeOut
#IGuessIHaveAThingForTheMisunderstoodAndRejected
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Cabanel's The Fallen Angel reimagined by NButlerArt.
Breathtaking
#DelTorosFrankenstein
#NBulterArt
#AlexandreCabanel
#RomanticEra
#HearMeOut
#IGuessIHaveAThingForTheMisunderstoodAndRejected
Breathtaking
#DelTorosFrankenstein
#NBulterArt
#AlexandreCabanel
#RomanticEra
#HearMeOut
#IGuessIHaveAThingForTheMisunderstoodAndRejected
It's been 12 months and 4 days. The grief hits again today.
I miss my flower child. I miss her face smashes. I miss her turd like ways.
Max has others here to fill the void. He's never alone. And all he has to do when he wants company is yell.
💐😺⚘️
I miss my flower child. I miss her face smashes. I miss her turd like ways.
Max has others here to fill the void. He's never alone. And all he has to do when he wants company is yell.
💐😺⚘️
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It's been 12 months and 4 days. The grief hits again today.
I miss my flower child. I miss her face smashes. I miss her turd like ways.
Max has others here to fill the void. He's never alone. And all he has to do when he wants company is yell.
💐😺⚘️
I miss my flower child. I miss her face smashes. I miss her turd like ways.
Max has others here to fill the void. He's never alone. And all he has to do when he wants company is yell.
💐😺⚘️
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Buckle in for a good chuckle.
Last weekend, as we're heading away, Mum asks if I'd sent her a present. She'd had a parcel delivered. Unmarked. No sender, no origin.
It was a sex toy. Still sealed. I tell her 'DO NOT USE THAT.'
10days on, we still don't know who sent my 70 year old mother... this.
Last weekend, as we're heading away, Mum asks if I'd sent her a present. She'd had a parcel delivered. Unmarked. No sender, no origin.
It was a sex toy. Still sealed. I tell her 'DO NOT USE THAT.'
10days on, we still don't know who sent my 70 year old mother... this.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Buckle in for a good chuckle.
Last weekend, as we're heading away, Mum asks if I'd sent her a present. She'd had a parcel delivered. Unmarked. No sender, no origin.
It was a sex toy. Still sealed. I tell her 'DO NOT USE THAT.'
10days on, we still don't know who sent my 70 year old mother... this.
Last weekend, as we're heading away, Mum asks if I'd sent her a present. She'd had a parcel delivered. Unmarked. No sender, no origin.
It was a sex toy. Still sealed. I tell her 'DO NOT USE THAT.'
10days on, we still don't know who sent my 70 year old mother... this.
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@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
Reunited with his best friend. Like they'd never been separated. *sniff*
And on #caturday too. #goodfeels #happy #goodnews #cats #catrescue
And on #caturday too. #goodfeels #happy #goodnews #cats #catrescue
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reunited with his best friend. Like they'd never been separated. *sniff*
And on #caturday too. #goodfeels #happy #goodnews #cats #catrescue
And on #caturday too. #goodfeels #happy #goodnews #cats #catrescue
Kitty shows up at Mum's Thursday. She send me a picture. I post to 2 local groups.
Friday night I get a message. Kitty has been lost since the floods, Oct 2022. 3 YEARS.
Saturday, Kitty gets reunited with their owner. Organised while I was making breakfast.
Yeah, I'm amazing. I take after my mum
Friday night I get a message. Kitty has been lost since the floods, Oct 2022. 3 YEARS.
Saturday, Kitty gets reunited with their owner. Organised while I was making breakfast.
Yeah, I'm amazing. I take after my mum
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Kitty shows up at Mum's Thursday. She send me a picture. I post to 2 local groups.
Friday night I get a message. Kitty has been lost since the floods, Oct 2022. 3 YEARS.
Saturday, Kitty gets reunited with their owner. Organised while I was making breakfast.
Yeah, I'm amazing. I take after my mum
Friday night I get a message. Kitty has been lost since the floods, Oct 2022. 3 YEARS.
Saturday, Kitty gets reunited with their owner. Organised while I was making breakfast.
Yeah, I'm amazing. I take after my mum
And you're all invited!
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
And you're all invited!
Relationships with rechargeable devices has 2 phases.
Phase 1: blissful sensation that accompanies the unwavering intensity of Fresh Battery Feeling. 🥵😍🥰
Phase 2: utter despair as it suddenly stops working. No warning. No cares about where you're at. Just a mad scramble for alternatives. 😠🤬😭
Phase 1: blissful sensation that accompanies the unwavering intensity of Fresh Battery Feeling. 🥵😍🥰
Phase 2: utter despair as it suddenly stops working. No warning. No cares about where you're at. Just a mad scramble for alternatives. 😠🤬😭
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Relationships with rechargeable devices has 2 phases.
Phase 1: blissful sensation that accompanies the unwavering intensity of Fresh Battery Feeling. 🥵😍🥰
Phase 2: utter despair as it suddenly stops working. No warning. No cares about where you're at. Just a mad scramble for alternatives. 😠🤬😭
Phase 1: blissful sensation that accompanies the unwavering intensity of Fresh Battery Feeling. 🥵😍🥰
Phase 2: utter despair as it suddenly stops working. No warning. No cares about where you're at. Just a mad scramble for alternatives. 😠🤬😭
Life is too short to suffer fools.
Life is equally to short to not relish in dumb shit that makes you laugh.
Life is equally to short to not relish in dumb shit that makes you laugh.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Life is too short to suffer fools.
Life is equally to short to not relish in dumb shit that makes you laugh.
Life is equally to short to not relish in dumb shit that makes you laugh.
Oh, @devilligan.bsky.social wants farty snacks?
These are a legitimate poducts, made for over 20 years.
@calamity-min.bsky.social here's one for your list if you're going to MCM next year.
These are a legitimate poducts, made for over 20 years.
@calamity-min.bsky.social here's one for your list if you're going to MCM next year.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh, @devilligan.bsky.social wants farty snacks?
These are a legitimate poducts, made for over 20 years.
@calamity-min.bsky.social here's one for your list if you're going to MCM next year.
These are a legitimate poducts, made for over 20 years.
@calamity-min.bsky.social here's one for your list if you're going to MCM next year.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
Accurate.
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Accurate.
The song for the dogs dinner alarm is Walking on Sunshine.
Normally, dogs give no shits about the TV.
Normally, the dogs give no shits about that song.
Playing that song on the TV, at their dinner time - kinda confusing, but they still know what it meaaanns.
Normally, dogs give no shits about the TV.
Normally, the dogs give no shits about that song.
Playing that song on the TV, at their dinner time - kinda confusing, but they still know what it meaaanns.
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The song for the dogs dinner alarm is Walking on Sunshine.
Normally, dogs give no shits about the TV.
Normally, the dogs give no shits about that song.
Playing that song on the TV, at their dinner time - kinda confusing, but they still know what it meaaanns.
Normally, dogs give no shits about the TV.
Normally, the dogs give no shits about that song.
Playing that song on the TV, at their dinner time - kinda confusing, but they still know what it meaaanns.
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It doesn't matter how well you make that baby blanket. It's still going to get shit on.
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
It doesn't matter how well you make that baby blanket. It's still going to get shit on.
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#Astarion when he was a Magistrate.
📷 Reference taken from a Lestat screencap in “Interview with the Vampire”.
#BaldursGate3
📷 Reference taken from a Lestat screencap in “Interview with the Vampire”.
#BaldursGate3
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
#Astarion when he was a Magistrate.
📷 Reference taken from a Lestat screencap in “Interview with the Vampire”.
#BaldursGate3
📷 Reference taken from a Lestat screencap in “Interview with the Vampire”.
#BaldursGate3
Oh, @devilligan.bsky.social likes cat puns? Buckle up buddy. I had a year of pun themed kittens.
Furry Purrdini (pic)
Lionheart
Cleocatra
Miss Kitty Fantastico
Kitty the Great
Cat Stevens
David Litterman
Purrcilla
Mamma Catss
Pawvarotti
Nick Furry
Mary Poopins
Growly Thunberg
Olivia Twistywhiskers
Furry Purrdini (pic)
Lionheart
Cleocatra
Miss Kitty Fantastico
Kitty the Great
Cat Stevens
David Litterman
Purrcilla
Mamma Catss
Pawvarotti
Nick Furry
Mary Poopins
Growly Thunberg
Olivia Twistywhiskers
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Oh, @devilligan.bsky.social likes cat puns? Buckle up buddy. I had a year of pun themed kittens.
Furry Purrdini (pic)
Lionheart
Cleocatra
Miss Kitty Fantastico
Kitty the Great
Cat Stevens
David Litterman
Purrcilla
Mamma Catss
Pawvarotti
Nick Furry
Mary Poopins
Growly Thunberg
Olivia Twistywhiskers
Furry Purrdini (pic)
Lionheart
Cleocatra
Miss Kitty Fantastico
Kitty the Great
Cat Stevens
David Litterman
Purrcilla
Mamma Catss
Pawvarotti
Nick Furry
Mary Poopins
Growly Thunberg
Olivia Twistywhiskers
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November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I did 9300 steps Saturday, 11200 Sunday, 9100 yesterday.
Today is 1k steps, 2 naps and a weird s*x dream.
Today is 1k steps, 2 naps and a weird s*x dream.
I have to say, I'm really impressed with how I did this weekend.
I'm obese. Beyond obese. If the was a category above morbidly obese, I'd be in that. Not exaggerating or being harsh, just context.
I was walking up hills, no pathed roads in sight, up and down steps and jumping across WIDE bluestone
I'm obese. Beyond obese. If the was a category above morbidly obese, I'd be in that. Not exaggerating or being harsh, just context.
I was walking up hills, no pathed roads in sight, up and down steps and jumping across WIDE bluestone
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I did 9300 steps Saturday, 11200 Sunday, 9100 yesterday.
Today is 1k steps, 2 naps and a weird s*x dream.
Today is 1k steps, 2 naps and a weird s*x dream.