Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
@squishylovemuppet.bsky.social
She/Her | AroDemi | Proud bleeding heart, woke lefty | Long time Animal Rescue ‐ Behavioural Rehab Specialist | Professional crazy person.
Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.
Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.
Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Like, Saltie crocs. And we had camping gear!
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Like, Saltie crocs. And we had camping gear!
I am a basic botch. Ben Starr wants to be the face of Terry's Chocolate Orange? Imma buy a TCO STAT!
I would be super conflicted if Neil was like 'don't ever buy TCO. They are emotional cancer and kill babies.'
Like, soul splittingly conflicted.
I would be super conflicted if Neil was like 'don't ever buy TCO. They are emotional cancer and kill babies.'
Like, soul splittingly conflicted.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I am a basic botch. Ben Starr wants to be the face of Terry's Chocolate Orange? Imma buy a TCO STAT!
I would be super conflicted if Neil was like 'don't ever buy TCO. They are emotional cancer and kill babies.'
Like, soul splittingly conflicted.
I would be super conflicted if Neil was like 'don't ever buy TCO. They are emotional cancer and kill babies.'
Like, soul splittingly conflicted.
Poppy has been giving snugs.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Poppy has been giving snugs.
It's been 12 months and 4 days. The grief hits again today.
I miss my flower child. I miss her face smashes. I miss her turd like ways.
Max has others here to fill the void. He's never alone. And all he has to do when he wants company is yell.
💐😺⚘️
I miss my flower child. I miss her face smashes. I miss her turd like ways.
Max has others here to fill the void. He's never alone. And all he has to do when he wants company is yell.
💐😺⚘️
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It's been 12 months and 4 days. The grief hits again today.
I miss my flower child. I miss her face smashes. I miss her turd like ways.
Max has others here to fill the void. He's never alone. And all he has to do when he wants company is yell.
💐😺⚘️
I miss my flower child. I miss her face smashes. I miss her turd like ways.
Max has others here to fill the void. He's never alone. And all he has to do when he wants company is yell.
💐😺⚘️
Buckle in for a good chuckle.
Last weekend, as we're heading away, Mum asks if I'd sent her a present. She'd had a parcel delivered. Unmarked. No sender, no origin.
It was a sex toy. Still sealed. I tell her 'DO NOT USE THAT.'
10days on, we still don't know who sent my 70 year old mother... this.
Last weekend, as we're heading away, Mum asks if I'd sent her a present. She'd had a parcel delivered. Unmarked. No sender, no origin.
It was a sex toy. Still sealed. I tell her 'DO NOT USE THAT.'
10days on, we still don't know who sent my 70 year old mother... this.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Buckle in for a good chuckle.
Last weekend, as we're heading away, Mum asks if I'd sent her a present. She'd had a parcel delivered. Unmarked. No sender, no origin.
It was a sex toy. Still sealed. I tell her 'DO NOT USE THAT.'
10days on, we still don't know who sent my 70 year old mother... this.
Last weekend, as we're heading away, Mum asks if I'd sent her a present. She'd had a parcel delivered. Unmarked. No sender, no origin.
It was a sex toy. Still sealed. I tell her 'DO NOT USE THAT.'
10days on, we still don't know who sent my 70 year old mother... this.
Willy Wagtail. About the size of a sparrow, super aggressive and territorial.
We had a nest in our back yard. And a cat that HUNTED. The Willies used to divebomb her and sit on her back and peck her. She ignored them, might flinch her skin if they got too aggressive.
We had a nest in our back yard. And a cat that HUNTED. The Willies used to divebomb her and sit on her back and peck her. She ignored them, might flinch her skin if they got too aggressive.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Willy Wagtail. About the size of a sparrow, super aggressive and territorial.
We had a nest in our back yard. And a cat that HUNTED. The Willies used to divebomb her and sit on her back and peck her. She ignored them, might flinch her skin if they got too aggressive.
We had a nest in our back yard. And a cat that HUNTED. The Willies used to divebomb her and sit on her back and peck her. She ignored them, might flinch her skin if they got too aggressive.
Reunited with his best friend. Like they'd never been separated. *sniff*
And on #caturday too. #goodfeels #happy #goodnews #cats #catrescue
And on #caturday too. #goodfeels #happy #goodnews #cats #catrescue
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reunited with his best friend. Like they'd never been separated. *sniff*
And on #caturday too. #goodfeels #happy #goodnews #cats #catrescue
And on #caturday too. #goodfeels #happy #goodnews #cats #catrescue
Speaking of. I laughed at this candle.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Speaking of. I laughed at this candle.
Kitty shows up at Mum's Thursday. She send me a picture. I post to 2 local groups.
Friday night I get a message. Kitty has been lost since the floods, Oct 2022. 3 YEARS.
Saturday, Kitty gets reunited with their owner. Organised while I was making breakfast.
Yeah, I'm amazing. I take after my mum
Friday night I get a message. Kitty has been lost since the floods, Oct 2022. 3 YEARS.
Saturday, Kitty gets reunited with their owner. Organised while I was making breakfast.
Yeah, I'm amazing. I take after my mum
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Kitty shows up at Mum's Thursday. She send me a picture. I post to 2 local groups.
Friday night I get a message. Kitty has been lost since the floods, Oct 2022. 3 YEARS.
Saturday, Kitty gets reunited with their owner. Organised while I was making breakfast.
Yeah, I'm amazing. I take after my mum
Friday night I get a message. Kitty has been lost since the floods, Oct 2022. 3 YEARS.
Saturday, Kitty gets reunited with their owner. Organised while I was making breakfast.
Yeah, I'm amazing. I take after my mum
And you're all invited!
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
And you're all invited!
Oh, @devilligan.bsky.social wants farty snacks?
These are a legitimate poducts, made for over 20 years.
@calamity-min.bsky.social here's one for your list if you're going to MCM next year.
These are a legitimate poducts, made for over 20 years.
@calamity-min.bsky.social here's one for your list if you're going to MCM next year.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh, @devilligan.bsky.social wants farty snacks?
These are a legitimate poducts, made for over 20 years.
@calamity-min.bsky.social here's one for your list if you're going to MCM next year.
These are a legitimate poducts, made for over 20 years.
@calamity-min.bsky.social here's one for your list if you're going to MCM next year.
Accurate.
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Accurate.
The song for the dogs dinner alarm is Walking on Sunshine.
Normally, dogs give no shits about the TV.
Normally, the dogs give no shits about that song.
Playing that song on the TV, at their dinner time - kinda confusing, but they still know what it meaaanns.
Normally, dogs give no shits about the TV.
Normally, the dogs give no shits about that song.
Playing that song on the TV, at their dinner time - kinda confusing, but they still know what it meaaanns.
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The song for the dogs dinner alarm is Walking on Sunshine.
Normally, dogs give no shits about the TV.
Normally, the dogs give no shits about that song.
Playing that song on the TV, at their dinner time - kinda confusing, but they still know what it meaaanns.
Normally, dogs give no shits about the TV.
Normally, the dogs give no shits about that song.
Playing that song on the TV, at their dinner time - kinda confusing, but they still know what it meaaanns.
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
AND Octavia Piano-Toes (at the front). Daftest kitten I've had the pleasure of fostering.
Her brother was Kismet. They were starving when I grabbed them. They would have lasted 24 hours. They would not have lasted 48. For unhandled kittens, they were the easiest rehab I've done.
Her brother was Kismet. They were starving when I grabbed them. They would have lasted 24 hours. They would not have lasted 48. For unhandled kittens, they were the easiest rehab I've done.
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
AND Octavia Piano-Toes (at the front). Daftest kitten I've had the pleasure of fostering.
Her brother was Kismet. They were starving when I grabbed them. They would have lasted 24 hours. They would not have lasted 48. For unhandled kittens, they were the easiest rehab I've done.
Her brother was Kismet. They were starving when I grabbed them. They would have lasted 24 hours. They would not have lasted 48. For unhandled kittens, they were the easiest rehab I've done.
I also had Muffin, who had 5 kittens. All pastry themed names.
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I also had Muffin, who had 5 kittens. All pastry themed names.
UncleBrother Domino was in HEAVEN.
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
UncleBrother Domino was in HEAVEN.
Oh, @devilligan.bsky.social likes cat puns? Buckle up buddy. I had a year of pun themed kittens.
Furry Purrdini (pic)
Lionheart
Cleocatra
Miss Kitty Fantastico
Kitty the Great
Cat Stevens
David Litterman
Purrcilla
Mamma Catss
Pawvarotti
Nick Furry
Mary Poopins
Growly Thunberg
Olivia Twistywhiskers
Furry Purrdini (pic)
Lionheart
Cleocatra
Miss Kitty Fantastico
Kitty the Great
Cat Stevens
David Litterman
Purrcilla
Mamma Catss
Pawvarotti
Nick Furry
Mary Poopins
Growly Thunberg
Olivia Twistywhiskers
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Oh, @devilligan.bsky.social likes cat puns? Buckle up buddy. I had a year of pun themed kittens.
Furry Purrdini (pic)
Lionheart
Cleocatra
Miss Kitty Fantastico
Kitty the Great
Cat Stevens
David Litterman
Purrcilla
Mamma Catss
Pawvarotti
Nick Furry
Mary Poopins
Growly Thunberg
Olivia Twistywhiskers
Furry Purrdini (pic)
Lionheart
Cleocatra
Miss Kitty Fantastico
Kitty the Great
Cat Stevens
David Litterman
Purrcilla
Mamma Catss
Pawvarotti
Nick Furry
Mary Poopins
Growly Thunberg
Olivia Twistywhiskers
Repost with a selfie and your spirit muppet
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Repost with a selfie and your spirit muppet
Saw this. Thought you might appreciate it
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Saw this. Thought you might appreciate it
Cropped version
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Cropped version
Someone *cough*Tom*cough* gave the farmer a case of the burn.
'S ok mate. You just need some cream and a quick chat about safe practices.
@devilligan.bsky.social
'S ok mate. You just need some cream and a quick chat about safe practices.
@devilligan.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Someone *cough*Tom*cough* gave the farmer a case of the burn.
'S ok mate. You just need some cream and a quick chat about safe practices.
@devilligan.bsky.social
'S ok mate. You just need some cream and a quick chat about safe practices.
@devilligan.bsky.social