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NEVER KILL YOURSELF. NEVER GIVE UP. I WON $75 ON A SCRATCH OFF AND GOT CALLED MA’AM WHEN I WENT TO CASH IT IN
November 2, 2024 at 7:50 PM
qunari occupied treviso is so cool holy moly
November 2, 2024 at 1:57 PM
maybe its just because i LOVE the blight and can finally play a qunari grey warden but i am eating veilguard up dragon age is so back
November 2, 2024 at 1:39 PM
heres my veilguard character. i need hrt that turns you grey and gives you horns
November 2, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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November 1, 2024 at 11:49 PM
varona woke me up in the middle of the night screaming and i got scared and thought something was wrong but she just wanted to play and immediately started biting and attacking me while purring
November 2, 2024 at 12:57 PM
veilguard makes history as the first dragon age game that has good combat
November 1, 2024 at 11:06 PM
veilguard is great. dragon age is so back. will post rook later.
November 1, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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November 1, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
October 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM
I FROAD UP
November 1, 2024 at 2:55 AM
might be ebterting the throw up zone. will report back. zombie yummy walk gin and tonic with vlood orange instead of lime also yummy
November 1, 2024 at 1:56 AM
pim maxxing hard
a cartoon character says " i love kids " in front of a car
ALT: a cartoon character says " i love kids " in front of a car
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November 1, 2024 at 12:36 AM
kid just hit me with the asa stare no trick or treat no happy halloween no nothing
November 1, 2024 at 12:05 AM
a few little kids have been terrified by the big skeleton on my lawn 😭😭
October 31, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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We are once again offering "candy and/or a potato" this Halloween, and I'm VERY pleased to report that one mom just asked her kid, "Is this the potato house you were looking for?!"
October 31, 2024 at 9:36 PM
my stupid dumb vampire fangs dont want to mold correctly
October 31, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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happy halloween 🎃
October 31, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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mom's been giggling all week about some new thing she was making for the guest bathroom
October 31, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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It is the spooky times, and what's spookier than the passing of time.

Behold, magical scares from ages past:
October 31, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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BOO!
October 31, 2024 at 8:08 PM
i wish this app had post notifications
October 31, 2024 at 7:59 PM
getting maam’d they “”correct”” themselves after
October 31, 2024 at 7:57 PM
didnt take a picture but i had tteokbokki for lunch. never kill yourself type stuff
October 31, 2024 at 6:09 PM
i gotta start my own anti goon crusade this place
October 31, 2024 at 5:28 PM