Alan Houser
@squareflair.bsky.social
Product Designer. Full-stack pancakes. UX by day, pie by slice. Come for the no-nonsense and stay for the nonsense. Draxx Them Sklounst. https://linktr.ee/squareflair
Thanks, YouTube for helping me take my dryer apart. 😬
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Thanks, YouTube for helping me take my dryer apart. 😬
Keep this handy: It says EVERYTHING ANYONE EVER WANTS TO KNOW. #affordability
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Keep this handy: It says EVERYTHING ANYONE EVER WANTS TO KNOW. #affordability
POS, like you already knew
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
POS, like you already knew
Zoom into the pixels of a Fox”News” broadcast and they look like this
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Zoom into the pixels of a Fox”News” broadcast and they look like this
Good morning, survivors!
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Good morning, survivors!
I love watching a guy who knows how to work his caulk.
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I love watching a guy who knows how to work his caulk.
- The paper on his desk should be rotated 180°
- No. The page he’s writing on should be aligned to his perspective (it’s upside down)
- Close, but it should say: “Gone for 10 days”
- Text should be upside down to the camera, because it’s visible in his perspective as he’s writing it.
🤦
- No. The page he’s writing on should be aligned to his perspective (it’s upside down)
- Close, but it should say: “Gone for 10 days”
- Text should be upside down to the camera, because it’s visible in his perspective as he’s writing it.
🤦
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
- The paper on his desk should be rotated 180°
- No. The page he’s writing on should be aligned to his perspective (it’s upside down)
- Close, but it should say: “Gone for 10 days”
- Text should be upside down to the camera, because it’s visible in his perspective as he’s writing it.
🤦
- No. The page he’s writing on should be aligned to his perspective (it’s upside down)
- Close, but it should say: “Gone for 10 days”
- Text should be upside down to the camera, because it’s visible in his perspective as he’s writing it.
🤦
Of course. I googled under the assumption that the assailant was pardoned and assigned a cabinet position.
There's still time, so I added space for it.
There's still time, so I added space for it.
October 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Of course. I googled under the assumption that the assailant was pardoned and assigned a cabinet position.
There's still time, so I added space for it.
There's still time, so I added space for it.
Real #Epstein question:
Let's pretend the massive files will be released, and we've already heard about FBI agents scrubbing the orange stains from all files.
👉 👉 Don't the accusers' legal teams have original, unredacted files?
@marcelias.bsky.social @democracydocket.com @raskin.house.gov
Let's pretend the massive files will be released, and we've already heard about FBI agents scrubbing the orange stains from all files.
👉 👉 Don't the accusers' legal teams have original, unredacted files?
@marcelias.bsky.social @democracydocket.com @raskin.house.gov
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Real #Epstein question:
Let's pretend the massive files will be released, and we've already heard about FBI agents scrubbing the orange stains from all files.
👉 👉 Don't the accusers' legal teams have original, unredacted files?
@marcelias.bsky.social @democracydocket.com @raskin.house.gov
Let's pretend the massive files will be released, and we've already heard about FBI agents scrubbing the orange stains from all files.
👉 👉 Don't the accusers' legal teams have original, unredacted files?
@marcelias.bsky.social @democracydocket.com @raskin.house.gov
A Poem for the Ones Still Waiting
(Previous title: This Shitty Job Market)
#JobSearch #JobSeeker #NowHiring #OpenToWork #Hiring #UXDesignJobs #ProductDesignJobs #RemoteJobs #TechJobs #CreativeJobs #CareerChange #JobHunt #JobSearchJourney #ResumeTips #InterviewTips #HireMe
(Previous title: This Shitty Job Market)
#JobSearch #JobSeeker #NowHiring #OpenToWork #Hiring #UXDesignJobs #ProductDesignJobs #RemoteJobs #TechJobs #CreativeJobs #CareerChange #JobHunt #JobSearchJourney #ResumeTips #InterviewTips #HireMe
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A Poem for the Ones Still Waiting
(Previous title: This Shitty Job Market)
#JobSearch #JobSeeker #NowHiring #OpenToWork #Hiring #UXDesignJobs #ProductDesignJobs #RemoteJobs #TechJobs #CreativeJobs #CareerChange #JobHunt #JobSearchJourney #ResumeTips #InterviewTips #HireMe
(Previous title: This Shitty Job Market)
#JobSearch #JobSeeker #NowHiring #OpenToWork #Hiring #UXDesignJobs #ProductDesignJobs #RemoteJobs #TechJobs #CreativeJobs #CareerChange #JobHunt #JobSearchJourney #ResumeTips #InterviewTips #HireMe
On the plane, Rubio was RIGHT THERE, on addled-watch.
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
On the plane, Rubio was RIGHT THERE, on addled-watch.
Clearly, this reporter
1. knows we only read headlines
2. has seen Outbreak 🎬
1. knows we only read headlines
2. has seen Outbreak 🎬
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Clearly, this reporter
1. knows we only read headlines
2. has seen Outbreak 🎬
1. knows we only read headlines
2. has seen Outbreak 🎬
This little guy is in my Magnolia Table cookie dough. The equivalent to finding the Christ Child in a King Cake?
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This little guy is in my Magnolia Table cookie dough. The equivalent to finding the Christ Child in a King Cake?
SCOTUS is detained.
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
SCOTUS is detained.
Armed police swarm student after AI mistakes bag of Doritos for a weapon.
We'll probably learn that the school system used one computer for both threat detection and its nutrition-monitoring lunch AI, which was programmed to stamp out snacks.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
We'll probably learn that the school system used one computer for both threat detection and its nutrition-monitoring lunch AI, which was programmed to stamp out snacks.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
October 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Armed police swarm student after AI mistakes bag of Doritos for a weapon.
We'll probably learn that the school system used one computer for both threat detection and its nutrition-monitoring lunch AI, which was programmed to stamp out snacks.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
We'll probably learn that the school system used one computer for both threat detection and its nutrition-monitoring lunch AI, which was programmed to stamp out snacks.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
"her office space" LOL 🤣
All norms are gone, Jon.
All norms are gone, Jon.
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"her office space" LOL 🤣
All norms are gone, Jon.
All norms are gone, Jon.
Sora(2) won't let me use the likeness of Stephen Miller or Trump, so I used this prompt to get this result:
"The US King didn't steal the jewels from The Louvre, but people are talking. He's seen standing in Paris looking at a map, wearing the most extravagant necklace and earrings"
"The US King didn't steal the jewels from The Louvre, but people are talking. He's seen standing in Paris looking at a map, wearing the most extravagant necklace and earrings"
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sora(2) won't let me use the likeness of Stephen Miller or Trump, so I used this prompt to get this result:
"The US King didn't steal the jewels from The Louvre, but people are talking. He's seen standing in Paris looking at a map, wearing the most extravagant necklace and earrings"
"The US King didn't steal the jewels from The Louvre, but people are talking. He's seen standing in Paris looking at a map, wearing the most extravagant necklace and earrings"
The thing nobody talks about:
It's not only a building, but big dinners require chefs, wait staff, tables, chairs, place settings, AV crew, event planners, and alcohol. And advanced security.
Will 'we the people' own the Epstein Ballroom, or will Trump Properties manage it? @nbcnews.com @cnn.com
It's not only a building, but big dinners require chefs, wait staff, tables, chairs, place settings, AV crew, event planners, and alcohol. And advanced security.
Will 'we the people' own the Epstein Ballroom, or will Trump Properties manage it? @nbcnews.com @cnn.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The thing nobody talks about:
It's not only a building, but big dinners require chefs, wait staff, tables, chairs, place settings, AV crew, event planners, and alcohol. And advanced security.
Will 'we the people' own the Epstein Ballroom, or will Trump Properties manage it? @nbcnews.com @cnn.com
It's not only a building, but big dinners require chefs, wait staff, tables, chairs, place settings, AV crew, event planners, and alcohol. And advanced security.
Will 'we the people' own the Epstein Ballroom, or will Trump Properties manage it? @nbcnews.com @cnn.com