Alan Houser
@squareflair.bsky.social
Product Designer. Full-stack pancakes. UX by day, pie by slice. Come for the no-nonsense and stay for the nonsense. Draxx Them Sklounst. https://linktr.ee/squareflair
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha 😂
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha 😂
If it was a joyous occasion, I wouldn’t keep Xmas decorations in body bags.
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If it was a joyous occasion, I wouldn’t keep Xmas decorations in body bags.
Do we all feed our dogs their own crusty eye boogers?
I've found it's the only way to clean them—using the reward system.
I've found it's the only way to clean them—using the reward system.
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Do we all feed our dogs their own crusty eye boogers?
I've found it's the only way to clean them—using the reward system.
I've found it's the only way to clean them—using the reward system.
El joven manos de tijera
(The Young Man with Scissors for Hands)
(The Young Man with Scissors for Hands)
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
El joven manos de tijera
(The Young Man with Scissors for Hands)
(The Young Man with Scissors for Hands)
Is your favorite tea a little cancer'y?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slo...
Avoid These 7 Tea Brands at All Costs (And 2 You Should Drink)
YouTube video by Dishclosure
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Is your favorite tea a little cancer'y?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slo...
My HVAC guy didn't want to let on that he was antifa, but I could sense it because of his warm heart. He rebuilds old furnaces and loans them to inner-city families in Nov/Dec. "I've been paying people's power bills in advance, and hard-wiring these units like industrial space heaters."
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My HVAC guy didn't want to let on that he was antifa, but I could sense it because of his warm heart. He rebuilds old furnaces and loans them to inner-city families in Nov/Dec. "I've been paying people's power bills in advance, and hard-wiring these units like industrial space heaters."
Asking people to comment, when comments are not allowed is bogus. But clearly, the dog is saying:
"You expect me to eat food...FROM THE FLOOR!?"
@juan2tree.bsky.social
"You expect me to eat food...FROM THE FLOOR!?"
@juan2tree.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Asking people to comment, when comments are not allowed is bogus. But clearly, the dog is saying:
"You expect me to eat food...FROM THE FLOOR!?"
@juan2tree.bsky.social
"You expect me to eat food...FROM THE FLOOR!?"
@juan2tree.bsky.social
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Horse Shit @linkedin.com
The job market is DONE with individuals over 50.
The job market is DONE with individuals over 50.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Horse Shit @linkedin.com
The job market is DONE with individuals over 50.
The job market is DONE with individuals over 50.
Our furnace gave out, and our guy brought us an electric furnace to use temporarily as a better space-heater.
I have an inline 110v blower that I connected to flexible pipe—to make its way to our bedroom. The best part is the pet gate 🤣
I have an inline 110v blower that I connected to flexible pipe—to make its way to our bedroom. The best part is the pet gate 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Our furnace gave out, and our guy brought us an electric furnace to use temporarily as a better space-heater.
I have an inline 110v blower that I connected to flexible pipe—to make its way to our bedroom. The best part is the pet gate 🤣
I have an inline 110v blower that I connected to flexible pipe—to make its way to our bedroom. The best part is the pet gate 🤣
I just unlocked a top-tier sibling weapon decades too late.
An unplugged electric blanket is a rolling thundercloud. Shuffle it, drag it on the carpet ⚡️ and it hoards static like it’s prepping for winter. Then tap the cable port and ZAP: instant lightning tag.
⚡️TAG⚡️YOU’RE⚡️IT⚡️
An unplugged electric blanket is a rolling thundercloud. Shuffle it, drag it on the carpet ⚡️ and it hoards static like it’s prepping for winter. Then tap the cable port and ZAP: instant lightning tag.
⚡️TAG⚡️YOU’RE⚡️IT⚡️
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I just unlocked a top-tier sibling weapon decades too late.
An unplugged electric blanket is a rolling thundercloud. Shuffle it, drag it on the carpet ⚡️ and it hoards static like it’s prepping for winter. Then tap the cable port and ZAP: instant lightning tag.
⚡️TAG⚡️YOU’RE⚡️IT⚡️
An unplugged electric blanket is a rolling thundercloud. Shuffle it, drag it on the carpet ⚡️ and it hoards static like it’s prepping for winter. Then tap the cable port and ZAP: instant lightning tag.
⚡️TAG⚡️YOU’RE⚡️IT⚡️
Disapproval Flash Cards
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Disapproval Flash Cards
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Sign in front of manger says, “The Holy Family is safe in our church,” and gives a number to call if you see immigration agents.
There are some parallels, as they had to flee to Egypt to escape King Herod’s goons.
www.wpri.com/new-england/...
There are some parallels, as they had to flee to Egypt to escape King Herod’s goons.
www.wpri.com/new-england/...
‘ICE was here’: Massachusetts church displays message in Nativity scene
A nativity display at a church in Dedham, Massachusetts, is sparking a debate.
www.wpri.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sign in front of manger says, “The Holy Family is safe in our church,” and gives a number to call if you see immigration agents.
There are some parallels, as they had to flee to Egypt to escape King Herod’s goons.
www.wpri.com/new-england/...
There are some parallels, as they had to flee to Egypt to escape King Herod’s goons.
www.wpri.com/new-england/...
YouTube Music with a mic drop
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
YouTube Music with a mic drop
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I came up with AARPTIFA the other day 🤭
October 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I came up with AARPTIFA the other day 🤭
Best thing I’ve read today.
@crockett.house.gov @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @olbermann.bsky.social @thebulwark.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
@crockett.house.gov @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @olbermann.bsky.social @thebulwark.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
Dems are gonna spend hundreds of of millions campaigning when all they need to do to win…is feed hungry people. It’s that simple, but it doesn’t give candidates the attention, fancy dinners & adoring crowds. If you want ppl to vote for you, learn to speak their language. Right now, it’s food.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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O
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This is AMAZING.
(Muppet Knives Out dreams somewhat answered!!!)
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This is AMAZING.
(Muppet Knives Out dreams somewhat answered!!!)
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
O
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This is AMAZING.
(Muppet Knives Out dreams somewhat answered!!!)
M
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This is AMAZING.
(Muppet Knives Out dreams somewhat answered!!!)
Is it me, or do you also find the dog bone aisle um... rover-erotic?
Fifty Shades of Fetch? Anyone?
Fifty Shades of Fetch? Anyone?
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Is it me, or do you also find the dog bone aisle um... rover-erotic?
Fifty Shades of Fetch? Anyone?
Fifty Shades of Fetch? Anyone?
Failed roux. It became like potatoes. 🤣 ADD MILK ADD MILK ADD MILK didn’t work at all. So I started over with equal parts butter and flour, then added to my soup. WHEW.
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Failed roux. It became like potatoes. 🤣 ADD MILK ADD MILK ADD MILK didn’t work at all. So I started over with equal parts butter and flour, then added to my soup. WHEW.
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Rubio looks like an ass-kissing, cocksucking fool talking to & about someone so physically & mentally out of it that he's sitting there ASLEEP!
And we're supposed to believe it's TRUMP making the decisions, wielding the power, running the country? It's INSULTING how stupid they think we are!
And we're supposed to believe it's TRUMP making the decisions, wielding the power, running the country? It's INSULTING how stupid they think we are!
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Rubio looks like an ass-kissing, cocksucking fool talking to & about someone so physically & mentally out of it that he's sitting there ASLEEP!
And we're supposed to believe it's TRUMP making the decisions, wielding the power, running the country? It's INSULTING how stupid they think we are!
And we're supposed to believe it's TRUMP making the decisions, wielding the power, running the country? It's INSULTING how stupid they think we are!
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Won’t be long!
kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Won’t be long!