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Alan Houser

@squareflair.bsky.social

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Product Designer. Full-stack pancakes. UX by day, pie by slice. Come for the no-nonsense and stay for the nonsense. Draxx Them Sklounst. https://linktr.ee/squareflair

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Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · Nov 28

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Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 2h

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Liberal Pastor James Talarico BLOWS Joe Rogan's MAGA Mind with TRUTH BOMB

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Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 3h

“I’ve asked for all video evidence to be delivered to my office, especially those clips filmed at high-speed with a Lee Greenwood soundtrack”

Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 3h

Freaking finally.

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Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 3h

So say we all! We all need to be as vocal as @crockett.house.gov

Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 6h

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHAHHHA. AHHA A. A A. AAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAJ!!!!

Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 1d

Charging ahead. Oh, beehaaave.

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Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 1d

I’m using (acid) toilet bowl cleaner to clean our siding. After a few years of rusty hose water and removing a tree, it was time!
(left) untreated (right) after.

I’d heard toilet bowl cleaner is the only thing that can remove calcium on windows, and worked perfectly on our hardie-board siding!

Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 1d

And now, for something completely different.

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Family Feud: Gilligan's Island Vs. Batman

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Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when Tr*mp assigned Joe Gebbia to be Chief Design Officer, with the plan to rebuild over 20,000 government websites?

I’m 100% certain it was to build a new “Healthcare” website—when they kill ACA.

Heard anything about ANY other website plans? #18f

Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 1d

“half-naked young women” was the tell. Part of her brain wanted to correct it to “half-naked children”

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LA Blue Dot in GA @namwella1961.bsky.social · 1d

Newsweek: The Midwest, the region Trump promised to revive factory jobs & “America First” trade policies, is showing signs of disillusionment. Trump’s favorability fell to 49%, one of his weakest showings nationwide.

Elect a rapist, expect to get fucked!
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

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Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 1d

and where’s Tulsi Gabbard?

Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 1d

I remember an episode of @maddow.msnbc.com stating that Tulsi Gabbard talked about—Iran building palaces for thousands IN CAVES to be sheltered from Nuclear fallout for generations.

💡Pete bombed caves without Congressional oversight. What was REALLY in those caves?!?

Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · Aug 15

Did they REALLY bomb Iran?
What did they REALLY bomb in Iran?
Where's the retaliation?

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Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 29d

#ADHD

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Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · Sep 14

I blame Grok

Alan Houser @squareflair.bsky.social · 2d

I came up with AARPTIFA the other day 🤭

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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 2d

“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.