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Alan Houser
@squareflair.bsky.social
Product Designer. Full-stack pancakes. UX by day, pie by slice. Come for the no-nonsense and stay for the nonsense. Draxx Them Sklounst. https://linktr.ee/squareflair
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Thanks, YouTube for helping me take my dryer apart. 😬
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Our (Ambetter) 2025 monthly premium: $769.14

"Starting in January our monthly payment is estimated to be $1,323.18"

"Math: Monthly premium of $2,219.18 minus $906.00 of possible help. Our actual monthly payment may be different because our financial help may change in 2026" #health #insurance ☠️
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
How does Bernie’s message resonate in the Trumpiest counties?
youtube.com/watch?v=RP8O...
I Took Bernie Into Deep Trump Country. Can He Win Them Over?
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And now, for something completely different. 🐙
youtube.com/watch?v=PcWn...
I taught an octopus piano (It took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I googled “Can people please stop saying low-key” — and the top Reddit post was from seven years ago. So apparently…
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
POS, like you already knew
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Never interrupt your enemy while they’re making a mistake.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
NASA will help the Chinese astronauts in orbit if the Democrats return to Congress.
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Good morning, survivors!
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is finally the feel-good piece we’ve been waiting for.
🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
apple.news/A8Xqh6Tv7RIm...
Opinion | Democrats' election wins send message to Trump, GOP: You are the literal worst | Opinion — USA TODAY
So it turns out President Donald Trump posting a video of himself dumping poop on Americans was not a great electoral strategy for the GOP.
apple.news
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Is he still alive?
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Alan Houser
Trump was ABSOLUTELY on the ballot yesterday and it SHOWED. 👏
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Pass it on.
YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
#HARK the hashtag needs work
They’d have to be in session tho.

The Dems should hold their own daily press briefing and broadcast to whomever will listen. Call it YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW.

I’ve been unemployed for 9 mos. I’ll produce it at no cost.

@crockett.house.gov @aoc.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @meiselasb.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I looked at my pill dispenser for what seemed minutes.

ITS MONDAY?! ITS NOT MONDAY IS IT?
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
🦇💩🦀’y

(Batshit Crabsy)
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by Alan Houser
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Reposted by Alan Houser
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM