Alan Houser
@squareflair.bsky.social
Product Designer. Full-stack pancakes. UX by day, pie by slice. Come for the no-nonsense and stay for the nonsense. Draxx Them Sklounst. https://linktr.ee/squareflair
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Thanks, YouTube for helping me take my dryer apart. 😬
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Thanks, YouTube for helping me take my dryer apart. 😬
Reposted by Alan Houser
Our (Ambetter) 2025 monthly premium: $769.14
"Starting in January our monthly payment is estimated to be $1,323.18"
"Math: Monthly premium of $2,219.18 minus $906.00 of possible help. Our actual monthly payment may be different because our financial help may change in 2026" #health #insurance ☠️
"Starting in January our monthly payment is estimated to be $1,323.18"
"Math: Monthly premium of $2,219.18 minus $906.00 of possible help. Our actual monthly payment may be different because our financial help may change in 2026" #health #insurance ☠️
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Our (Ambetter) 2025 monthly premium: $769.14
"Starting in January our monthly payment is estimated to be $1,323.18"
"Math: Monthly premium of $2,219.18 minus $906.00 of possible help. Our actual monthly payment may be different because our financial help may change in 2026" #health #insurance ☠️
"Starting in January our monthly payment is estimated to be $1,323.18"
"Math: Monthly premium of $2,219.18 minus $906.00 of possible help. Our actual monthly payment may be different because our financial help may change in 2026" #health #insurance ☠️
How does Bernie’s message resonate in the Trumpiest counties?
youtube.com/watch?v=RP8O...
youtube.com/watch?v=RP8O...
I Took Bernie Into Deep Trump Country. Can He Win Them Over?
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How does Bernie’s message resonate in the Trumpiest counties?
youtube.com/watch?v=RP8O...
youtube.com/watch?v=RP8O...
And now, for something completely different. 🐙
youtube.com/watch?v=PcWn...
youtube.com/watch?v=PcWn...
I taught an octopus piano (It took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And now, for something completely different. 🐙
youtube.com/watch?v=PcWn...
youtube.com/watch?v=PcWn...
I googled “Can people please stop saying low-key” — and the top Reddit post was from seven years ago. So apparently…
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I googled “Can people please stop saying low-key” — and the top Reddit post was from seven years ago. So apparently…
POS, like you already knew
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
POS, like you already knew
Never interrupt your enemy while they’re making a mistake.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Never interrupt your enemy while they’re making a mistake.
NASA will help the Chinese astronauts in orbit if the Democrats return to Congress.
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
NASA will help the Chinese astronauts in orbit if the Democrats return to Congress.
Good morning, survivors!
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Good morning, survivors!
This is finally the feel-good piece we’ve been waiting for.
🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
apple.news/A8Xqh6Tv7RIm...
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apple.news/A8Xqh6Tv7RIm...
Opinion | Democrats' election wins send message to Trump, GOP: You are the literal worst | Opinion — USA TODAY
So it turns out President Donald Trump posting a video of himself dumping poop on Americans was not a great electoral strategy for the GOP.
apple.news
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is finally the feel-good piece we’ve been waiting for.
🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
apple.news/A8Xqh6Tv7RIm...
🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
apple.news/A8Xqh6Tv7RIm...
Is he still alive?
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Is he still alive?
Reposted by Alan Houser
Trump was ABSOLUTELY on the ballot yesterday and it SHOWED. 👏
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Trump was ABSOLUTELY on the ballot yesterday and it SHOWED. 👏
Trust Vinny.
youtube.com/shorts/dWyPW...
youtube.com/shorts/dWyPW...
Power should answer to people, not rule over them... 😳😳😳 #truelife #edwardgrobinson
YouTube video by TOONFY CLIP
youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Trust Vinny.
youtube.com/shorts/dWyPW...
youtube.com/shorts/dWyPW...
52,000!!!
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
52,000!!!
They’d have to be in session tho.
The Dems should hold their own daily press briefing and broadcast to whomever will listen. Call it YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW.
I’ve been unemployed for 9 mos. I’ll produce it at no cost.
@crockett.house.gov @aoc.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @meiselasb.bsky.social
The Dems should hold their own daily press briefing and broadcast to whomever will listen. Call it YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW.
I’ve been unemployed for 9 mos. I’ll produce it at no cost.
@crockett.house.gov @aoc.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @meiselasb.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I looked at my pill dispenser for what seemed minutes.
ITS MONDAY?! ITS NOT MONDAY IS IT?
ITS MONDAY?! ITS NOT MONDAY IS IT?
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I looked at my pill dispenser for what seemed minutes.
ITS MONDAY?! ITS NOT MONDAY IS IT?
ITS MONDAY?! ITS NOT MONDAY IS IT?
🦇💩🦀’y
(Batshit Crabsy)
(Batshit Crabsy)
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
🦇💩🦀’y
(Batshit Crabsy)
(Batshit Crabsy)
Reposted by Alan Houser
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reposted by Alan Houser