Dire Bulbasaur
@sqoozh.bsky.social
I am not an Internet Personality; I am an Alligator-Shaped Goblin.
I block people who use follower bots on principle. If you have 20k followers and somehow found me, I know what you did.
I block people who use follower bots on principle. If you have 20k followers and somehow found me, I know what you did.
I wanna do the "comic u loved when u were 13" thread but I have to find the EXACT PAGE of the EXACT TRANSLATION bc I would literally just stare at individual panels of it for hours instead of doing homework
January 16, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I wanna do the "comic u loved when u were 13" thread but I have to find the EXACT PAGE of the EXACT TRANSLATION bc I would literally just stare at individual panels of it for hours instead of doing homework
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The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at:
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at:
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
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Going between friends and catching up on where everyone is
youtu.be/pVYeJyZCwzE?...
youtu.be/pVYeJyZCwzE?...
Dragon Ball Z prologue music 1 (Vegeta,Frieza,Cell Saga)
YouTube video by bakurock9
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Going between friends and catching up on where everyone is
youtu.be/pVYeJyZCwzE?...
youtu.be/pVYeJyZCwzE?...
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
FRIENDS
BUTTER
CRABS
FRIENDS
BUTTER
CRABS
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Friend
Boobs
Money
Friend
Boobs
Money
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Wine
Money
Friend
Wine
Money
Friend
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
FRIENDS
BUTTER
CRABS
FRIENDS
BUTTER
CRABS
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please, please, please watch this. its shorter than most video essays on youtube rn. u can do it. please watch this. dont look away.
youtu.be/Ybj10537yi4?...
youtu.be/Ybj10537yi4?...
Why We're Boycotting Xbox (and Maybe You Should Too)
YouTube video by People Make Games
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
please, please, please watch this. its shorter than most video essays on youtube rn. u can do it. please watch this. dont look away.
youtu.be/Ybj10537yi4?...
youtu.be/Ybj10537yi4?...
Every Autumn I am disappointed by the end of Summer for only long enough to remember that Now is the Time for Roasting Squash
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every Autumn I am disappointed by the end of Summer for only long enough to remember that Now is the Time for Roasting Squash
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SILVER & IRON: Part One
Ashley Lovell is a hopeful young werewolf who thinks he may have finally met a vampire willing to cooperate with him to eradicate a supernatural disease - only for both men to learn firsthand that your day can always get worse.
40+ pages, all in this thread 🧵🌙 #Silver&Iron
Ashley Lovell is a hopeful young werewolf who thinks he may have finally met a vampire willing to cooperate with him to eradicate a supernatural disease - only for both men to learn firsthand that your day can always get worse.
40+ pages, all in this thread 🧵🌙 #Silver&Iron
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
SILVER & IRON: Part One
Ashley Lovell is a hopeful young werewolf who thinks he may have finally met a vampire willing to cooperate with him to eradicate a supernatural disease - only for both men to learn firsthand that your day can always get worse.
40+ pages, all in this thread 🧵🌙 #Silver&Iron
Ashley Lovell is a hopeful young werewolf who thinks he may have finally met a vampire willing to cooperate with him to eradicate a supernatural disease - only for both men to learn firsthand that your day can always get worse.
40+ pages, all in this thread 🧵🌙 #Silver&Iron
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Every state is purple.
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
October 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every state is purple.
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As always, I think it's a good idea to use your own discretion and block accounts individually if possible, rather than relying on the good faith and discretion of someone who could abuse a blocklist at some point in the future.
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
As always, I think it's a good idea to use your own discretion and block accounts individually if possible, rather than relying on the good faith and discretion of someone who could abuse a blocklist at some point in the future.
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Do not engage. Do not reply. Do not QRT dunk. Do not screenshot and share around for Sweet Sweet Internet Points. Just block.
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Do not engage. Do not reply. Do not QRT dunk. Do not screenshot and share around for Sweet Sweet Internet Points. Just block.
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Reminder to also block the following accounts:
@homelandgov.bsky.social
@hhsofficial.bsky.social
@dol.gov
@departmentofenergy.bsky.social
@usdagov.bsky.social
@deptofinterior.bsky.social
@homelandgov.bsky.social
@hhsofficial.bsky.social
@dol.gov
@departmentofenergy.bsky.social
@usdagov.bsky.social
@deptofinterior.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reminder to also block the following accounts:
@homelandgov.bsky.social
@hhsofficial.bsky.social
@dol.gov
@departmentofenergy.bsky.social
@usdagov.bsky.social
@deptofinterior.bsky.social
@homelandgov.bsky.social
@hhsofficial.bsky.social
@dol.gov
@departmentofenergy.bsky.social
@usdagov.bsky.social
@deptofinterior.bsky.social
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I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
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Got an e-mail from our HOA yesterday saying that one of our neighbors was snatched by ICE that morning, asking if anyone has dash cam or phone footage of the unlawful "arrest".
Y'all don't need me to tell you that this shit is real, but in case you need it there's your two degrees of separation.
Y'all don't need me to tell you that this shit is real, but in case you need it there's your two degrees of separation.
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Got an e-mail from our HOA yesterday saying that one of our neighbors was snatched by ICE that morning, asking if anyone has dash cam or phone footage of the unlawful "arrest".
Y'all don't need me to tell you that this shit is real, but in case you need it there's your two degrees of separation.
Y'all don't need me to tell you that this shit is real, but in case you need it there's your two degrees of separation.
Have not been able to get this out of my head all day, my life is in shambles, please send help
October 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Have not been able to get this out of my head all day, my life is in shambles, please send help
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This would single-handedly transform the lives of everyone I know in such profound ways it is difficult to fully articulate, but it would also let us actually make more and different and crazy things
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This would single-handedly transform the lives of everyone I know in such profound ways it is difficult to fully articulate, but it would also let us actually make more and different and crazy things
YOOOOOOOOO
Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
October 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
YOOOOOOOOO
Seeing people talk about the one or two good educators who saw them through the shitty system for who they were and gave them hope.
That...would've been nice to have...
That...would've been nice to have...
October 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Seeing people talk about the one or two good educators who saw them through the shitty system for who they were and gave them hope.
That...would've been nice to have...
That...would've been nice to have...
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Great news!
JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month
www.jstor.org/action/showL...
JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month
www.jstor.org/action/showL...
September 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Great news!
JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month
www.jstor.org/action/showL...
JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month
www.jstor.org/action/showL...
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Timeline cleanser 🐈
September 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Timeline cleanser 🐈
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If you're interested and wanna help out, then follow twitch.tv/anderjak and click the bell for notifications for when I go live, and hit me up at venmo.com/puppylavender or ko-fi.com/anderjak for any tips and help.
I'd really appreciate it.
I'd really appreciate it.
September 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If you're interested and wanna help out, then follow twitch.tv/anderjak and click the bell for notifications for when I go live, and hit me up at venmo.com/puppylavender or ko-fi.com/anderjak for any tips and help.
I'd really appreciate it.
I'd really appreciate it.