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Spurg Churgler
@spurg.bsky.social
I flash lights and pictures
| concert VJ | motion graphics F(art)ists | 🏳️‍⚧️ https://odysee.com/@SpurgChurgler:7 for VODs
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A lot of my moots haven't seen this video yet and really ought to stop paying for NordVPN when they're still using Google Chrome

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgXj...
Privacy 101
YouTube video by Naomi Brockwell TV
www.youtube.com
When you gotta stop watching someone's video because the sponsor gives you the ick.

🤮
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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"It's not that any of the other streaming services are good, but Spotify is almost certainly the worst. Do not trust it. Do not let it turn your enjoyment of music into stats and algorithmic playlists."

Spotify Haters Club
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This.
look i don't have to explain my penis to you
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
An app is just a browser wrapped in enough IP to make installing UBlock Origin on it illegal and punishable with 3-5 years in federal prison.
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Fuck you, you disgusting cretin.

You are a social media platform.

Give me my friends you insipid twat.
🖕
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Reposted by Spurg Churgler
CRITICAL security vulnerability in a really popular web framework React server. Maximum severity (CVSS: 10.0). Unauthenticated remote code execution. May be WORMABLE. Patch immediately. This could get very nasty. Patch this, and all that depends on it (like Next.js) react.dev/blog/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My home nation's biggest export:

Intolerance.

Systemic Imtolerance.
Trans women has been welcomed at the Women's Institute since the 1970s and one member is in her 80's and has been a member for decades. This is pure bigotry pushed by legal threats backed monetarily by JK Rowling.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Women’s Institute will no longer accept trans women as members from April
Exclusive: CEO says decision taken with ‘utmost regret and sadness’ after supreme court ruling on definition of a woman
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Spotify Wrapture is here. Time to find out who of your friends like paying artists peanuts.
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reposted by Spurg Churgler
Another gem from CD: "An app is a website wrapped in enough IP to make it a felony to install an ad blocker or any other modification that makes the product work better for you at the expense of the company’s shareholders"
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Too dumb to become an electronics engineer.

Not hot enough to be a terminally online trans slut.

Forced to work retail.
a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
To the dude in the Stella Montis Galley, micspamming 'Danger Zone' while dancing in solos.

🫡
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I was able to connect my trading account with my shopping AI bot. It was able to see all my short positions and automatically ordered me lube and antidepressants
a man is driving a red car with the words " everything 's computer " on the bottom
ALT: a man is driving a red car with the words " everything 's computer " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Wow I can't believe it's taken me THIS long to realize how many people 'tolerate' my existence rather than want it...

Jesus fuck I'm a moron sometimes.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Arc Raiders was fun, all happily burned out after 45 hours.
A little under a quid an hour is a good return tbh, I don't feel too bad.
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why are British software devs for British companies so shit?
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Spurg Churgler
We launched our Crowdfunder an hour ago - and we've already sailed past £10,000.

Extraordinary.

Hope is here.

www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
Hope is here: help us deliver it
Raise £100,000 to turn our incredible momentum into election wins. Will you help us beat reform in May?
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Reposted by Spurg Churgler
It's shot day,

I'm thankful for Estrogen,
I'm thankful for Progesterone.
I'm thankful for HRT research.
I'm thankful for for queer people.
I'm thankful for the people in my puter.
I'm thankful for my wife.

Christopher Columbus go fuck yourself, we live on stolen land.
Kiss your loved ones <3.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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So that part they don't tell you--or, I guess, they do, but you never really pay attention to--is that after you eventually get to the far side of your transition, having done everything you set out to do, you just kinda...

Get used to the way you are now.

And it's the biggest mindfuck ever.
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by Spurg Churgler
DO HARM TO YOUR ENEMIES; TREAT YOURSELF WITH KINDNESS!
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I have only just learned of the joys of
'Thanksgiving Dads Brineposting'

This is peak masulinity right here.
Ok I want everyone to prepare themselves, the dads are about to start talking about brine
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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bodega cat but a puppygirl instead
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reposted by Spurg Churgler
TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE

Except you. Not you. You have to go sit in that chair over there and watch the rest of us get transgender.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I need a glucose guardian/owner

Puppy wants a pretty printer 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Spurg Churgler
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Reposted by Spurg Churgler
i find it frustrating how in the dearth of cis people being normal about trans people, there's a whole cottage industry of "gender-affirming" or "trans-affirming" versions of pre-existing services where they upcharge on the promise that they definitely won't be weird (they will be definitely weird).
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM