Assigned female by a guy who only listened to music made by women
February 16, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Assigned female by a guy who only listened to music made by women
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going grocery shopping and letting my cat and dog sniff the grocery bags when i get home so they know i’m a capable hunter
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
going grocery shopping and letting my cat and dog sniff the grocery bags when i get home so they know i’m a capable hunter
It's messed up that Rorschach made all those pictures of me jerking off and killing my parents
February 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
It's messed up that Rorschach made all those pictures of me jerking off and killing my parents
The dating apps are not impressed by my flawless internal compass
February 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
The dating apps are not impressed by my flawless internal compass
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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Oh you’re bipedal? Couldn’t be me. I’m out here crawlmaxxing dawg. Straight up quad walking. Arms down ass up that’s the way we like to walk
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Oh you’re bipedal? Couldn’t be me. I’m out here crawlmaxxing dawg. Straight up quad walking. Arms down ass up that’s the way we like to walk
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
I'm in the cuckchair recreating the end of whiplash
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I'm in the cuckchair recreating the end of whiplash
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
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nazis are incapable of making art.
The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.
This was a little over a year ago
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
nazis are incapable of making art.
Just got a quintessential trans experience (got flagged by security)
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Just got a quintessential trans experience (got flagged by security)
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y'all dont know how important the Winter Olympics is to the knitting community. the sweaters. they go back decades. we must make them.
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
y'all dont know how important the Winter Olympics is to the knitting community. the sweaters. they go back decades. we must make them.
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cannot possibly convey how actually crazy-making it can feel, after spending 20 years monitoring all these orgs blaming sex workers and the internet for enabling a vast sex trafficking network, to now see Jeffery Epstein’s inbox
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
cannot possibly convey how actually crazy-making it can feel, after spending 20 years monitoring all these orgs blaming sex workers and the internet for enabling a vast sex trafficking network, to now see Jeffery Epstein’s inbox
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Not my circus, but my monkeys, but damn it those acrobats are good union men
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Not my circus, but my monkeys, but damn it those acrobats are good union men
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Wyll big naturals (my art will be more appreciated after my death)
February 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Wyll big naturals (my art will be more appreciated after my death)
Any amount of training that makes an ICE agent sufficiently appreciative of constitutional and customary rights will make that ICE agent quit ICE
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Any amount of training that makes an ICE agent sufficiently appreciative of constitutional and customary rights will make that ICE agent quit ICE
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Do you think the CN tower was made for easy downtown navigation as recompense for making the PATH like that
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Do you think the CN tower was made for easy downtown navigation as recompense for making the PATH like that
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
I don't think Christopher Columbus or any of them would have done any exploring if Google maps was around, not because of the satellites doing the discoveries but instead they would have focused on like, scheduling around Gotland the whole time they would have otherwise spent on the boat
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I don't think Christopher Columbus or any of them would have done any exploring if Google maps was around, not because of the satellites doing the discoveries but instead they would have focused on like, scheduling around Gotland the whole time they would have otherwise spent on the boat
Sir mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie, I like small butts and cannot speak truth, you may ask us a single question to determine which door leads out of the labyrinth
January 15, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Sir mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie, I like small butts and cannot speak truth, you may ask us a single question to determine which door leads out of the labyrinth
Finally I'm perceived as a woman, unfortunately that woman is the girl from the ring
January 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Finally I'm perceived as a woman, unfortunately that woman is the girl from the ring
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When NIMBYs say that California is full and their cities can’t accommodate more housing, they are saying that queer people trying to get out of red states are on their own.
New research confirms what many of us see: there's a large internal migration of LGBTQ people in the US, especially trans people, to friendlier states & cities.
Since 11/2024, 9% of all trans people have moved to another state, 43% have considered moving.
www.mapresearch.org/2025-norc-su...
Since 11/2024, 9% of all trans people have moved to another state, 43% have considered moving.
www.mapresearch.org/2025-norc-su...
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
When NIMBYs say that California is full and their cities can’t accommodate more housing, they are saying that queer people trying to get out of red states are on their own.