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@splodemas.bsky.social
NSFW 18+ only account.
Be cool. Don’t be, like, uncool.

📍Palm Springs🌴
Pinned
Welp…guess I’m alt-ing now 😬
What am I, if not obliging, @misterross.bsky.social? Happy #humpday, indeed!
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I exercised on a Saturday please clap
September 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I had a good weekend in NY. #humpday
September 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Can’t stop leaking today! #mcm
September 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Horny on vacation #mcm
September 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I haven’t taken any new pictures lately. Will you forgive this #humpday regift?
July 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In a mood
#mcm
June 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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reskeet this if you’re a very good boy
July 2, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Huh. Guess those squats are paying off.

Happy #humpday!
May 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’ve been leaking all morning, and no one has come to lick it up
May 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A sexy cubby got me worked up, so I thought I’d share it with you for #fcf
May 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I woke up like this. #fcf
May 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Slept in my Ashford & Simpson T-shirt and woke up solid as a rock!
Slept in my Etta James T-shirt and woke up at last!
Slept in my Orville Peck t-shirt and woke up in the Dead of Night

Keep it going
May 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy #humpday from my fresh from the gym hump
April 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
These cakes need frosting.
April 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If I don’t get a **** in my **** soon, I may actually die.
April 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Reskeet 🔄 if you like #ShortKings with #ThiccMeat

(and imagine the fat head massaging the back of your throat)
January 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I cannot concentrate today…
March 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I thought about trying to get some Vitamin D tonight, but burritos.
March 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just back from the gym on this #MonochromeMonday #mcm

Look familiar, @theundrwearbear.bsky.social?
March 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My handyman just **** my ****
March 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Here, have a cumshot for #FCF
March 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
2 humps for the price of 1! Happy #HumpDay 😈
March 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
#Humpday you say?
February 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And a happy #FCF to you!
February 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM