Spina Spinetta
@spinaspinetta.bsky.social
Teacher, writer, theater maker, atheist, socialist, part-time Italian, once had a dream I was a Marx brother and honestly, Groucho was cool but I think I'd still prefer Karl on my side in a fistfight
Pinned
Just me wearing a monocle and a smoking jacket, whispering "I prefer all my earls grey" while nibbling on a millefeuille
@piatpod.bsky.social I imagine you've seen this?
A TikToker did a social experiment where she called churches to get help to buy formula to feed her baby.
Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
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Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
/
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@piatpod.bsky.social I imagine you've seen this?
Reposted by Spina Spinetta
A TikToker did a social experiment where she called churches to get help to buy formula to feed her baby.
Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
/
Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
/
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
A TikToker did a social experiment where she called churches to get help to buy formula to feed her baby.
Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
/
Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
/
Reposted by Spina Spinetta
Thus do all traitors
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thus do all traitors
I'm at the age where I want to be whisked off my feet for an adventure, but only if the adventure involves me being in pajamas and lying down by 9:00 p.m.
October 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm at the age where I want to be whisked off my feet for an adventure, but only if the adventure involves me being in pajamas and lying down by 9:00 p.m.
The rage I feel in my soul when people suggest we sit outside on the grass.
On the grass? Where dogs pee? And no back support?
You know, we invented chairs and the inside for a reason
On the grass? Where dogs pee? And no back support?
You know, we invented chairs and the inside for a reason
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The rage I feel in my soul when people suggest we sit outside on the grass.
On the grass? Where dogs pee? And no back support?
You know, we invented chairs and the inside for a reason
On the grass? Where dogs pee? And no back support?
You know, we invented chairs and the inside for a reason
I've been feeling extra tall lately, and then I remembered that I just started wearing new glasses. So it's not that I've grown, it's that my brain has to adapt to this new vision of the world. And if that isn't an apt description of what it's like to be an adult sometimes, I don't know what it is
September 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I've been feeling extra tall lately, and then I remembered that I just started wearing new glasses. So it's not that I've grown, it's that my brain has to adapt to this new vision of the world. And if that isn't an apt description of what it's like to be an adult sometimes, I don't know what it is
I both desperately want and know I should never have access to unlimited t-shirt screen printing capabilities
September 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I both desperately want and know I should never have access to unlimited t-shirt screen printing capabilities
Every time I see a video or commercial that ends with the phrase, "Talk with your doctor to learn more":
Wow, bold of you to assume that in the year of our lord 2025, I, an adult American, have access to a doctor
Wow, bold of you to assume that in the year of our lord 2025, I, an adult American, have access to a doctor
August 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Every time I see a video or commercial that ends with the phrase, "Talk with your doctor to learn more":
Wow, bold of you to assume that in the year of our lord 2025, I, an adult American, have access to a doctor
Wow, bold of you to assume that in the year of our lord 2025, I, an adult American, have access to a doctor
Dreaming of a situation where I can have at least three of my crushes in the same room at the same time for maximum emotional turmoil / sitcom hijinks
July 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dreaming of a situation where I can have at least three of my crushes in the same room at the same time for maximum emotional turmoil / sitcom hijinks
So stressed out that I just rage ate my sandwich and now sad because my sandwich is already gone and I barely enjoyed it
July 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So stressed out that I just rage ate my sandwich and now sad because my sandwich is already gone and I barely enjoyed it
How many non-actionable emotional support crushes is it okay to have at the same time? Five? Is five too many?
July 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
How many non-actionable emotional support crushes is it okay to have at the same time? Five? Is five too many?
Freakazoid, my first love
Bluesky whenever someone from X shows up to start toxic shit for no goddamn reason.
July 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Freakazoid, my first love
Went to the Museum of Flight today and absolutely devastated.
There wasn't a single Wonkavator anywhere
There wasn't a single Wonkavator anywhere
July 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Went to the Museum of Flight today and absolutely devastated.
There wasn't a single Wonkavator anywhere
There wasn't a single Wonkavator anywhere
Ah yes, nothing like waking up to the burning ozone smell of a Tesla dumpsters' worth of horrendous Supreme Court decisions
June 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ah yes, nothing like waking up to the burning ozone smell of a Tesla dumpsters' worth of horrendous Supreme Court decisions
Every other tech company: Returning this old equipment that we're definitely just going to throw away? No worries, I'll just scan it and put it on this shelf here
Xfinity: We'll need your birthday and maiden name and for you to wait at least 30 minutes and then someone will be with you eventually
Xfinity: We'll need your birthday and maiden name and for you to wait at least 30 minutes and then someone will be with you eventually
June 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Every other tech company: Returning this old equipment that we're definitely just going to throw away? No worries, I'll just scan it and put it on this shelf here
Xfinity: We'll need your birthday and maiden name and for you to wait at least 30 minutes and then someone will be with you eventually
Xfinity: We'll need your birthday and maiden name and for you to wait at least 30 minutes and then someone will be with you eventually
Say it with me:
THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT FEDERAL OFFICERS. THEY ARE REGIME SPONSORED KIDNAPPERS
THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT FEDERAL OFFICERS. THEY ARE REGIME SPONSORED KIDNAPPERS
Trump regime ICE trooper pulls a lethal weapon on an unarmed US civilian during an ethnic cleansing operation in Los Angeles. ( 📹/ stillbrazy) #StopICE
June 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Say it with me:
THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT FEDERAL OFFICERS. THEY ARE REGIME SPONSORED KIDNAPPERS
THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT FEDERAL OFFICERS. THEY ARE REGIME SPONSORED KIDNAPPERS
Made a little something today
June 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Made a little something today
Reposted by Spina Spinetta
Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
June 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
Easter special, whorish egg sandwiches
June 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Easter special, whorish egg sandwiches
Reposted by Spina Spinetta
Seattle has a few things to say to the wannabe dictator
June 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Seattle has a few things to say to the wannabe dictator
If we had used his last name instead of his first, this whole continent could have been called Vespucci, and look, I'm just saying if we're going to be changing the names of geographical locations all willy nilly, maybe we could pick a name that helps us take ourselves a little less seriously
June 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If we had used his last name instead of his first, this whole continent could have been called Vespucci, and look, I'm just saying if we're going to be changing the names of geographical locations all willy nilly, maybe we could pick a name that helps us take ourselves a little less seriously
Reposted by Spina Spinetta
LAPD when they think no one’s looking
June 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
LAPD when they think no one’s looking