Also, there are plenty of Italians who never even participated in the slave trade or murdered a whole bunch of people, so basically any of them would be good

Well, considering the fact that Columbus never entered the area of what would become the Continental United States, didn't discover it, and that the continent itself might be named after a whole different Italian explorer named Amerigo Vespucci, I can think of at least one obvious one

"You know, I'm really tired of this whole fancy Renaissance Medici guardsman. Let's do 1940's train conductor instead."

I was wrong. This was not a good idea.
Learn from my mistakes

Thank you! Probably will finish it off in the loop and give it to a friend as a gift!

Made this 3d embroidery!

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That's a good one! They also implant tiny microchips in our skin that make us visible from space. Why? For the space lizard people who float around up there, obviously

Still wondering why no one has yet claimed mosquitoes as a plot by the Deep State. Now that's a conspiracy theory I could really get behind.