Spexguy
@spexguy.bsky.social
it's cha bull. 30, engaged, super gay, livin it up in the swamp. RN in southeast Georgia.
If I don't get a sloppy hours long worshipful blowjob soon I'm going to end up on the fucking news
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If I don't get a sloppy hours long worshipful blowjob soon I'm going to end up on the fucking news
Reposted by Spexguy
They're turning the freaking dogs sleepy!!!
they put chemicals in the water to make me eepy at 5pm >:(
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
They're turning the freaking dogs sleepy!!!
Reposted by Spexguy
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Reposted by Spexguy
also im always checking in to make sure what im doing is what i Wanna be doing. not like "god i wish i wasnt at work." good example: i ask myself right now if i want to be in bed posting and scrolling like this, and the answer is no, i want eat. so im gonna do that bc its what i want. this, forever
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
also im always checking in to make sure what im doing is what i Wanna be doing. not like "god i wish i wasnt at work." good example: i ask myself right now if i want to be in bed posting and scrolling like this, and the answer is no, i want eat. so im gonna do that bc its what i want. this, forever
Reposted by Spexguy
Reposted by Spexguy
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
Reposted by Spexguy
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
Reposted by Spexguy
About twenty years ago my mother developed Religion. We'd never prayed at the table, but she decided Thanksgiving was the time to start. She began thanking God for the food and my uncle who drove 3 hours for his visit muttered "I'm the one who's been cooking since dawn, you ought to thank me."
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
About twenty years ago my mother developed Religion. We'd never prayed at the table, but she decided Thanksgiving was the time to start. She began thanking God for the food and my uncle who drove 3 hours for his visit muttered "I'm the one who's been cooking since dawn, you ought to thank me."
Reposted by Spexguy
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
Reposted by Spexguy
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
Reposted by Spexguy
started playing chrono trigger today
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
started playing chrono trigger today
Reposted by Spexguy
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
Reposted by Spexguy
Me this last week
September 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me this last week
Reposted by Spexguy
Reposted by Spexguy
Reposted by Spexguy
Genuinely incredibly column answer
October 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Genuinely incredibly column answer
Reposted by Spexguy
Reposted by Spexguy
It's time to g-g-g-g-ggggggooooon
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
It's time to g-g-g-g-ggggggooooon
Reposted by Spexguy
Every bard ever
September 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Every bard ever
Reposted by Spexguy
When I die do not look for me in the rain.
Nor the flowers of a summers day.
Do not look for me in the moon and stars,
Or in the dancing lights of midnight cars.
No I will be just behind you.
Ready to scare the shit out of you as you scramble up the stairs after TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS YOU PUSSY
Nor the flowers of a summers day.
Do not look for me in the moon and stars,
Or in the dancing lights of midnight cars.
No I will be just behind you.
Ready to scare the shit out of you as you scramble up the stairs after TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS YOU PUSSY
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 AM
When I die do not look for me in the rain.
Nor the flowers of a summers day.
Do not look for me in the moon and stars,
Or in the dancing lights of midnight cars.
No I will be just behind you.
Ready to scare the shit out of you as you scramble up the stairs after TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS YOU PUSSY
Nor the flowers of a summers day.
Do not look for me in the moon and stars,
Or in the dancing lights of midnight cars.
No I will be just behind you.
Ready to scare the shit out of you as you scramble up the stairs after TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS YOU PUSSY
Reposted by Spexguy
Coming to a Kmart near you
April 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Coming to a Kmart near you
I'm friends
Friends wanna go out partying and bring you along as the designated driver/fleshlight (they get horny when they drink)
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I'm friends