Speccy Twat
@speccytwat.bsky.social
Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order).
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
Ah, I tried hand stripping my former Border; couldn’t tell where I’d been after about half an hour 😂
Yeah, this lad is well overdue a haircut and wash, but I have been somewhat remiss (he pelts around the garden afterwards at 400mph, and it’s far too boggy out there…) 😄
Yeah, this lad is well overdue a haircut and wash, but I have been somewhat remiss (he pelts around the garden afterwards at 400mph, and it’s far too boggy out there…) 😄
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Ah, I tried hand stripping my former Border; couldn’t tell where I’d been after about half an hour 😂
Yeah, this lad is well overdue a haircut and wash, but I have been somewhat remiss (he pelts around the garden afterwards at 400mph, and it’s far too boggy out there…) 😄
Yeah, this lad is well overdue a haircut and wash, but I have been somewhat remiss (he pelts around the garden afterwards at 400mph, and it’s far too boggy out there…) 😄
Roger (sic) Mortis.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Roger (sic) Mortis.
Yep.
Think that covers it.
Think that covers it.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yep.
Think that covers it.
Think that covers it.
Also: what the fuck have Green Day got to do with anything…?
Seriously, though: I’m allowed to vote.
😳
Seriously, though: I’m allowed to vote.
😳
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Also: what the fuck have Green Day got to do with anything…?
Seriously, though: I’m allowed to vote.
😳
Seriously, though: I’m allowed to vote.
😳
Honestly read that as ‘Green Day’, and wondered just how much older I am than you 😂
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Honestly read that as ‘Green Day’, and wondered just how much older I am than you 😂
She’s impossible to resist 😁
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
She’s impossible to resist 😁
Oh bloody hell.
It’s gut wrenching; I’m really sorry, Steve. No comfort right now, but you made each others’ lives infinitely better x
It’s gut wrenching; I’m really sorry, Steve. No comfort right now, but you made each others’ lives infinitely better x
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh bloody hell.
It’s gut wrenching; I’m really sorry, Steve. No comfort right now, but you made each others’ lives infinitely better x
It’s gut wrenching; I’m really sorry, Steve. No comfort right now, but you made each others’ lives infinitely better x
Featuring Dave Gar-haaaaaan.
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Featuring Dave Gar-haaaaaan.
Community Service.
There were Mars wrappers, too.
There were Mars wrappers, too.
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Community Service.
There were Mars wrappers, too.
There were Mars wrappers, too.
“And what do points mean?”
“Heart disease, diabetes and premature death!”
“…”
“Heart disease, diabetes and premature death!”
“…”
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“And what do points mean?”
“Heart disease, diabetes and premature death!”
“…”
“Heart disease, diabetes and premature death!”
“…”
🎶The answer, my friend, is playing on Beeb 4…
The answer is playing on Beeb 4 🎵
The answer is playing on Beeb 4 🎵
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
🎶The answer, my friend, is playing on Beeb 4…
The answer is playing on Beeb 4 🎵
The answer is playing on Beeb 4 🎵
That’s John Sergeant!
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
That’s John Sergeant!
Go full Boycott now; sloooow and steady 😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Go full Boycott now; sloooow and steady 😂
“Grab him by the pussy (neck)!”
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Grab him by the pussy (neck)!”
Seth and Amos… crazy young fools 🤘🏼😎
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Seth and Amos… crazy young fools 🤘🏼😎