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Speccy Twat
@speccytwat.bsky.social
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Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order). Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology. Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat. In specs.
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 1h
Patterdale/ Wensleydale; that kind of thing?

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 1h
OH MY WORD…

I LOVE THIS!

(Even with the typo on ‘choreography’.)
It is BRILLAINT! WONDREFUL! FANATSTIC! 😍

Herky jerky guy = arguably my favourite part.
a drag queen says i love this with her mouth open
Alt: RuPaul LOVES this, sugar!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10h
Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
Taking one for the team 😂

(Also: did you actually? That’s ace! 😂)
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
He makes my arse go sudsy?

Or…

He never makes me blub, see?
(Very 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, that one)

He’s really shit at rugby?

(It’s okay. I’ve stopped.)
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
Tough life.

Innit? x
My beautiful rescue hound, utterly zonked and prostrate on a grey sofa, viewed from above. Shes a shaggy blonde beauty, with dark eyes and ears, and a terrific display of lower incisors, courtesy of a beautiful underbite. The top gnashers are in there somewhere, just hidden by the upper gob zone. Bloody princess!
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
(Hearing “Your boy Fubsy” crowbarred by my ridiculous brain into “My Boy Lollipop”.)
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
I thought it was (inexplicably) Björk…
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
*EUPHEMISM KLAXON IMPLOSION*
a red light with the word alert in white letters
Alt: A red light alarm with “ALERT” written at the bottom. Funnily enough, there’s no “euphemism klaxon” gif; ruddy amateurs.
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 4h
Fiddly yet functional.

Something or other…
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 4h
“WHERE’S ME PUDDING?”
Grandad from ‘Bread’, the Carla Lane bbc sitcom from (ahem) a couple of years ago; he’s looking suitably confused and annoyed…
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 5h
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 5h
Aren’t they bloody always…?
charlie brown is sitting in a chair with a sad look on his face and says `` good grief '' .
Alt: Charlie Brown, melting wearily into his chair with the words “Good grief” at the foot of the image.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 7h
This surge is now absolutely phenomenal.

110,000 members.

That's +5000 in the last 24 hours alone!

Join.greenparty.org.uk
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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 5h
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants must have a tedious opinion about jam and cream on scones before being allowed entry to the UK
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 6h
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to correctly rewire a 1363 plug before being allowed entry to the UK
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Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 6h
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to join the PG Woodhouse Society before being allowed entry to the UK
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 5h
We’m winnin’! 🤩
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 5h
❓
a woman with long black hair wearing a denim jacket
Alt: Cher, effecting some weird twiddlydee two-handed wave, and smirking. In a ner smirking zern, as well!
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 6h
I’m not judging, sunshine.
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 6h
That’s labia-llous…

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 6h
Alt text could’ve proved quite the challenge; might’ve been worth the seventeen hours it would’ve taken you…

(Apologies for all the “‘ve”s in there. Could’ve done better…)
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 6h
Gander and goose equally sauced, obviously…

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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 16h
Cyril Sneer, pink evilness, and with a face questionably fashioned into a lengthy proboscis…
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 16h
But would Wednesday become the new Tuesday…?

😱
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 1d
“…You’re hard to get to know, but you’re easy to spot in a crowd.”

Absolute belter by the Johns.
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 1d
I adore this.
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