crab rangooner
@spawnofsagan.bsky.social
Pinned
how does shit just keep getting worse
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
how does shit just keep getting worse
Reposted by crab rangooner
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
chasing 54mg of concerta with a red bull the way god intended
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
chasing 54mg of concerta with a red bull the way god intended
more Saturn goodies in the mail today, with a small rebate since the seller couldn’t find the manual for Virtual On
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
more Saturn goodies in the mail today, with a small rebate since the seller couldn’t find the manual for Virtual On
critics of Metroid Prime 4 saying “i don’t like it because it’s too similar to one of the greatest games i’ve ever played” are they stupid?
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
critics of Metroid Prime 4 saying “i don’t like it because it’s too similar to one of the greatest games i’ve ever played” are they stupid?
ana de armas got buccal fat removal and i’m devastated. i will be unavailable for the next several days while i grieve.
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ana de armas got buccal fat removal and i’m devastated. i will be unavailable for the next several days while i grieve.
Reposted by crab rangooner
One of the dilemmas of living through the second Trump administration is that saying these things out loud seems crazy. But yeah, the death penalty is an established, well-documented thing we have on the books for precisely these kinds of crimes; they obviously did it; and it's not hard to prove.
"the government should try, convict and then kill the secretary of defense for the crime he very obviously seems to have committed" seems like a radical thing to say, but -- no, it's not. it's the actual penalty for what pete hegseth, a man who ordered death squads to murder civilians, has done.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One of the dilemmas of living through the second Trump administration is that saying these things out loud seems crazy. But yeah, the death penalty is an established, well-documented thing we have on the books for precisely these kinds of crimes; they obviously did it; and it's not hard to prove.
got some goodies from the nihon land :)
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
got some goodies from the nihon land :)
imagine carrying a child for 9 months only to name them after a cartoon crab
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
imagine carrying a child for 9 months only to name them after a cartoon crab
i like to maintain a social media presence that makes people concerned for my mental wellbeing
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i like to maintain a social media presence that makes people concerned for my mental wellbeing
Reposted by crab rangooner
i will boycott whatever i goddamn well please. what is with these corpos thinking we’re obligated to give them money?
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i will boycott whatever i goddamn well please. what is with these corpos thinking we’re obligated to give them money?
shut up shut up shut up algorithm shut up
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
shut up shut up shut up algorithm shut up
Reposted by crab rangooner
sticking singles in the g string of a pornstar i used to jerk off to as a teenager on a wednesday night is a surreal experience
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
sticking singles in the g string of a pornstar i used to jerk off to as a teenager on a wednesday night is a surreal experience
based
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
based
just coz i’m poly don’t mean i can’t be a wife guy
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
just coz i’m poly don’t mean i can’t be a wife guy
my inbox is filled with reels from acquaintances that i have no desire to open
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
my inbox is filled with reels from acquaintances that i have no desire to open
you pull up to the Panera and catch me bustin out the PSone wyd
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
you pull up to the Panera and catch me bustin out the PSone wyd
one of the advantages of being a modern prog enjoyer is fewer advertisements between songs
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
one of the advantages of being a modern prog enjoyer is fewer advertisements between songs
listen i’m not gonna sit here and tell you i don’t think about the Roman Empire, i’m just trying to say that I think about the Roman Empire a normal amount
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
listen i’m not gonna sit here and tell you i don’t think about the Roman Empire, i’m just trying to say that I think about the Roman Empire a normal amount
i guess the lake effect can work opposite too. while the rest of Ohio gets blanketed, here we have at a mere 1/2 mile from the body of water that separates us from Canada, none snow
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
i guess the lake effect can work opposite too. while the rest of Ohio gets blanketed, here we have at a mere 1/2 mile from the body of water that separates us from Canada, none snow
not me remembering that I can import Japanese Saturn games for like 20 bucks and patch them into English with my Saroo. depression cured.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
not me remembering that I can import Japanese Saturn games for like 20 bucks and patch them into English with my Saroo. depression cured.