David (Spartan)
@spartanmello.bsky.social
Lover and spreadsheet maker of all things sports, physics, and Esports.
Former college marching mellophone and current assistant coach for the Grand Rapids Sled Wings. Hockey is for all, y'all.
Former college marching mellophone and current assistant coach for the Grand Rapids Sled Wings. Hockey is for all, y'all.
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David (Spartan)
@spartanmello.bsky.social
· Jul 20
Turns out MSU has some very old and lopsided games, but here's the best I could do with Spartygami!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I pulled all the data from Winsipedia in a pretty scuffed way, so if anything seems wrong, please feel free to reach out so we can perfect it!
@sickoscommittee.org
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I pulled all the data from Winsipedia in a pretty scuffed way, so if anything seems wrong, please feel free to reach out so we can perfect it!
@sickoscommittee.org
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We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
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January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Getting revved up in the Motor City 🔥
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Getting revved up in the Motor City 🔥
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Trying to figure out how to blame the Group of 5 for these CFP quarterfinal blowouts
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Trying to figure out how to blame the Group of 5 for these CFP quarterfinal blowouts
I still have PTSD from being in that stadium and having that song play. Hope Bama fans get some of the same today.
Unless I imagined it, the Cotton Bowl played Sweet Home Alabama in the closing minutes of the Bama v MSU game when Bama was burying the Spartans. That game was miserable. I feel like this is an important learning experience for Bama fans. #HumblePie
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I still have PTSD from being in that stadium and having that song play. Hope Bama fans get some of the same today.
Indiana with the most dangerous lead in college football. Bama has them right where they want them.
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Indiana with the most dangerous lead in college football. Bama has them right where they want them.
Weird that the bands haven't moved to the sidelines yet. They're still performing, right? I'd hate for the rain to keep them from doing so.
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Weird that the bands haven't moved to the sidelines yet. They're still performing, right? I'd hate for the rain to keep them from doing so.
I can't wait to hear from Day about how the bye was to their detriment.
He may be right, but I know I can count on him to complain, whether it's valid or not.
He may be right, but I know I can count on him to complain, whether it's valid or not.
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I can't wait to hear from Day about how the bye was to their detriment.
He may be right, but I know I can count on him to complain, whether it's valid or not.
He may be right, but I know I can count on him to complain, whether it's valid or not.
Someone should hire me to be the worst color analyst known to man for hockey games. I hope y'all enjoy these jokes more than my family.
Anyways, go Griffins!
Anyways, go Griffins!
January 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Someone should hire me to be the worst color analyst known to man for hockey games. I hope y'all enjoy these jokes more than my family.
Anyways, go Griffins!
Anyways, go Griffins!
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just to elaborate here, Mike Bajakian's past 5 seasons as an offensive coordinator:
NORTHWESTERN
2020: 93rd in scoring offense
2021: 125th
2022: 128th
2023: 106th
UMASS
2025: 136th
NORTHWESTERN
2020: 93rd in scoring offense
2021: 125th
2022: 128th
2023: 106th
UMASS
2025: 136th
Sources: Michigan State is set to hire UMass OC Mike Bajakian as its next QBs coach.
Bajakian was Northwestern’s OC from 2020-23, working the first three of those seasons under new Spartans coach Pat Fitzgerald.
Bajakian was Northwestern’s OC from 2020-23, working the first three of those seasons under new Spartans coach Pat Fitzgerald.
December 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
just to elaborate here, Mike Bajakian's past 5 seasons as an offensive coordinator:
NORTHWESTERN
2020: 93rd in scoring offense
2021: 125th
2022: 128th
2023: 106th
UMASS
2025: 136th
NORTHWESTERN
2020: 93rd in scoring offense
2021: 125th
2022: 128th
2023: 106th
UMASS
2025: 136th
BREAKING NEWS: Central Michigan has ended up being ruled the true winner of the GameAbove Sports Bowl due to a dominating performance in the Coney Dog eating contest:
@sickoscommittee.org
@sickoscommittee.org
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Central Michigan has ended up being ruled the true winner of the GameAbove Sports Bowl due to a dominating performance in the Coney Dog eating contest:
@sickoscommittee.org
@sickoscommittee.org
At least the band hasn't fumbled yet! Fire up!
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
At least the band hasn't fumbled yet! Fire up!
Northwestern hates the marching bands forced to sit on the sidelines while they fuck around, confirmed.
December 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Northwestern hates the marching bands forced to sit on the sidelines while they fuck around, confirmed.
The wheels have officially fallen off the bus.
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The wheels have officially fallen off the bus.
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Thank goodness we're in a dome. It's time for a bowl game!
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thank goodness we're in a dome. It's time for a bowl game!
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the Lions sacrificing their playoff run to whatever diety makes it so only 2 Detroit teams are contenders at any one time so the Red Wings can be good again.
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the Lions sacrificing their playoff run to whatever diety makes it so only 2 Detroit teams are contenders at any one time so the Red Wings can be good again.
Good to see the refs are on their A-game already. What a joke
December 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Good to see the refs are on their A-game already. What a joke
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It’s officially the 24th…..you know what that means!
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
It’s officially the 24th…..you know what that means!
Making it impossible to watch your network without cable or paying $30/month for a single channel is bad for business, who would have thought?
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Making it impossible to watch your network without cable or paying $30/month for a single channel is bad for business, who would have thought?
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
Thought they beat their demons, but ending a season by losing to Texas, then only scoring 3 at home to lose in the CFP had to be worse than ending 9-4 for the Aggies.
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Thought they beat their demons, but ending a season by losing to Texas, then only scoring 3 at home to lose in the CFP had to be worse than ending 9-4 for the Aggies.
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I haven’t seen Alabama come out flat like this since THE LAST GAME THEY PLAYED WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE PRETENDED DID NOT HAPPEN
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I haven’t seen Alabama come out flat like this since THE LAST GAME THEY PLAYED WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE PRETENDED DID NOT HAPPEN
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This “Alabama” team must be one of those mid-majors that everybody has been complaining about, why’d we let them into the Playoff just to get run off the field by the big boys
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This “Alabama” team must be one of those mid-majors that everybody has been complaining about, why’d we let them into the Playoff just to get run off the field by the big boys