Sparrow Bagley
@sparrowbagley.bsky.social
Yorkshireman & dog lover. Road, gravel & MTB. House, breakbeat and anything 303. I try not to be nasty.
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Beyond words.
But I'll try anyway.
Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be.
And it's this cunt, isn't it.
But I'll try anyway.
Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be.
And it's this cunt, isn't it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Beyond words.
But I'll try anyway.
Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be.
And it's this cunt, isn't it.
But I'll try anyway.
Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be.
And it's this cunt, isn't it.
Had to look up who John Cena is.
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Had to look up who John Cena is.
My neighbour's a web designer with a handful of tacky, but successful, sites under his belt. He told me today that he was expanding into AI, with a tap of his nose. 30 mins later, I'd found the links from his existing businesses to a Facebook page full of pro-England, anti-immigration shite.
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My neighbour's a web designer with a handful of tacky, but successful, sites under his belt. He told me today that he was expanding into AI, with a tap of his nose. 30 mins later, I'd found the links from his existing businesses to a Facebook page full of pro-England, anti-immigration shite.
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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Nice long dog walk across Ilkley Moor today. I'd like to think that if someone excavated underneath the Calf rock, they'd find the remains of an intrepid, but unfortunate pre-historic boulderer.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nice long dog walk across Ilkley Moor today. I'd like to think that if someone excavated underneath the Calf rock, they'd find the remains of an intrepid, but unfortunate pre-historic boulderer.
I live near Pudsey and the weather here today was the coldest, wettest, rain imaginable. I wouldn't drag my dog out on a day like this.
Sara Cox deserves a medal for what she's done.
Sara Cox deserves a medal for what she's done.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I live near Pudsey and the weather here today was the coldest, wettest, rain imaginable. I wouldn't drag my dog out on a day like this.
Sara Cox deserves a medal for what she's done.
Sara Cox deserves a medal for what she's done.
It stinks like a wet ashtray outside. I'm not looking forward to cycling in to work tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It stinks like a wet ashtray outside. I'm not looking forward to cycling in to work tomorrow.
I got bum-rushed by 6 ravenous pigs today and had to fend them off with a wheelbarrow.
How's your weekend going?
How's your weekend going?
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I got bum-rushed by 6 ravenous pigs today and had to fend them off with a wheelbarrow.
How's your weekend going?
How's your weekend going?
Just received an email that ended with "I hope you have a pleasant day ahead" and I can't help but think its some kind of veiled threat.
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just received an email that ended with "I hope you have a pleasant day ahead" and I can't help but think its some kind of veiled threat.
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October 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Sadly, there's a lot to be said for Marina Hyde's analysis here. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
October 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Sadly, there's a lot to be said for Marina Hyde's analysis here. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Please rebloop to raise awareness.
Just saw someone refer to posting on Bluesky as skeeting. Surely blooping is better? Kate blooped, Amy reblooped it, and now everyone has been blooping all day about it!
October 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Please rebloop to raise awareness.
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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What makes you proud to be British? For me, this is right up there.
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What makes you proud to be British? For me, this is right up there.
Tradespeople working in my house today and they've brought their own radio. I am listening to normal people's music over the sound of drilling.
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Tradespeople working in my house today and they've brought their own radio. I am listening to normal people's music over the sound of drilling.
I bought a toaster. I don't recall ever owning a toaster before. I am 55 years old.
October 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I bought a toaster. I don't recall ever owning a toaster before. I am 55 years old.
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I think he's got it covered.
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️.
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️.
October 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I think he's got it covered.
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️.
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
Apparently, today is Black Dog Day.
October 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Apparently, today is Black Dog Day.
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
It's been 15 hours since I last handled tripe (dog food) and I can still smell it.
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's been 15 hours since I last handled tripe (dog food) and I can still smell it.
Gas man confirmed that there is definitely a gas leak in my house, on my side of the meter "somewhere under the concrete floor in the porch".
So, I guess no new gaming PC for me this year.
So, I guess no new gaming PC for me this year.
September 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Gas man confirmed that there is definitely a gas leak in my house, on my side of the meter "somewhere under the concrete floor in the porch".
So, I guess no new gaming PC for me this year.
So, I guess no new gaming PC for me this year.