Tindi (who yells about goalies)
@sparkletindi.bsky.social
She/they, brain appears to be permanently fried oh well. I will talk about pretty much anything.
Oh right. Middle aged coffee dragon who yells at you to hydrate.
Oh right. Middle aged coffee dragon who yells at you to hydrate.
Him and all the other "successors" being absolute charisma black holes is gonna bite them HARD
December 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Him and all the other "successors" being absolute charisma black holes is gonna bite them HARD
Right? Even if it was a viable use for the tool, I wouldn't do it because researching is FUN. Finding out new things in the process of looking up the original thing is FUN, and you can't do that with these things.
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Right? Even if it was a viable use for the tool, I wouldn't do it because researching is FUN. Finding out new things in the process of looking up the original thing is FUN, and you can't do that with these things.
This is why antivaxxers make me SO MAD: it's not them suffering; it's their poor kids, who usually have no way of escaping the asshaberdashery because kids have very few rights. And they're getting kicked from all sides because "liberals" like that blame them for their parents' choices.
December 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is why antivaxxers make me SO MAD: it's not them suffering; it's their poor kids, who usually have no way of escaping the asshaberdashery because kids have very few rights. And they're getting kicked from all sides because "liberals" like that blame them for their parents' choices.
Half of them want to go five miles over the speed limit and half of them want to go ten under regardless of weather and they're all on the same road at the same time. (I live here now)
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Half of them want to go five miles over the speed limit and half of them want to go ten under regardless of weather and they're all on the same road at the same time. (I live here now)
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Right! Links to preorder, should you need them! And as the book comes out in March, if you want to give a gift for Christmas, we are also giving away FREE printable Molly files!
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Right! Links to preorder, should you need them! And as the book comes out in March, if you want to give a gift for Christmas, we are also giving away FREE printable Molly files!
The right ear is an overachiever and has had *three* surgeries and is now under lifetime followup care. 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The right ear is an overachiever and has had *three* surgeries and is now under lifetime followup care. 🙄
My ear surgeon was like "so remember when I said we probably wouldn't need the more complicated surgery? Yeah I was wrong and since I was already in there I took care of it."
(My other ear surgeon submitted my other ear for a medical journal; I saw the pictures later and went "mine!")
(My other ear surgeon submitted my other ear for a medical journal; I saw the pictures later and went "mine!")
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My ear surgeon was like "so remember when I said we probably wouldn't need the more complicated surgery? Yeah I was wrong and since I was already in there I took care of it."
(My other ear surgeon submitted my other ear for a medical journal; I saw the pictures later and went "mine!")
(My other ear surgeon submitted my other ear for a medical journal; I saw the pictures later and went "mine!")
As I said to someone else earlier today, that's an insult to my actual twelve-year-old, who would be appalled at changing it to Department of War if we acknowledged it in this house.
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
As I said to someone else earlier today, that's an insult to my actual twelve-year-old, who would be appalled at changing it to Department of War if we acknowledged it in this house.
Same. As a middle aged former (amateur) goalie I know none of those guys are getting out of bed without cursing their knees, their hips, and god, probably in that order.
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Same. As a middle aged former (amateur) goalie I know none of those guys are getting out of bed without cursing their knees, their hips, and god, probably in that order.
That's frankly insulting to my 12yo, who admittedly plays Star Wars more than army but still 😂
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That's frankly insulting to my 12yo, who admittedly plays Star Wars more than army but still 😂
Quarter note. Quarter rest. Quarter note. Quarter rest. Etc etc the slowest arpeggio known to man and then back to quarter note.
The trumpets were so particularly terrible one day that we had to play at quarter speed. The bass clarinetist and I played their part at double speed because we could.
The trumpets were so particularly terrible one day that we had to play at quarter speed. The bass clarinetist and I played their part at double speed because we could.
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Quarter note. Quarter rest. Quarter note. Quarter rest. Etc etc the slowest arpeggio known to man and then back to quarter note.
The trumpets were so particularly terrible one day that we had to play at quarter speed. The bass clarinetist and I played their part at double speed because we could.
The trumpets were so particularly terrible one day that we had to play at quarter speed. The bass clarinetist and I played their part at double speed because we could.
It is *4:30 in the morning* and I am attempting not to wake up the rest of the house howling laughing at Ivan's shenanigans. Thank you for sharing this I'm sure I read it or at least started it when it was written but I apparently needed it tonight.
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It is *4:30 in the morning* and I am attempting not to wake up the rest of the house howling laughing at Ivan's shenanigans. Thank you for sharing this I'm sure I read it or at least started it when it was written but I apparently needed it tonight.
Particularly SHERLOCK HOLMES like talk about missing the entire point
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Particularly SHERLOCK HOLMES like talk about missing the entire point
I was gonna ask the same thing. Oh asphalt, you have broken this woman.
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I was gonna ask the same thing. Oh asphalt, you have broken this woman.
Noblesse oblige. Also out of fashion with the current lot. It's very much "I'm helping you because I'm BETTER BY BIRTH" but it is still helping.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Noblesse oblige. Also out of fashion with the current lot. It's very much "I'm helping you because I'm BETTER BY BIRTH" but it is still helping.
Also: "they fucked a lot and developed feelings somewhere along the way" is ALSO a compelling story!
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Also: "they fucked a lot and developed feelings somewhere along the way" is ALSO a compelling story!
That's sure a mental image to start the day with
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
That's sure a mental image to start the day with
My 2014 took us from Ohio to Alaska and has since rolled merrily along a significant portion of the country. I think she prefers the comparatively milder Colorado weather we're living in now but she's up to 94,000 miles.
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My 2014 took us from Ohio to Alaska and has since rolled merrily along a significant portion of the country. I think she prefers the comparatively milder Colorado weather we're living in now but she's up to 94,000 miles.
This is why I detest alternate timeline plots in games specifically; you're there to stop this exact thing from happening which makes NONE OF IT MATTER. It just negates the pathos of the situation entirely.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
This is why I detest alternate timeline plots in games specifically; you're there to stop this exact thing from happening which makes NONE OF IT MATTER. It just negates the pathos of the situation entirely.
"Toilet paper go down the hole" has lived rent free in my brain for 30 years and that just brings it right back
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Toilet paper go down the hole" has lived rent free in my brain for 30 years and that just brings it right back