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spaceshipjo.bsky.social
Queer, Earl Grey, Hot
@spaceshipjo.bsky.social
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AuDHD nonbinary PNW hermit, alleged Storyteller, Columbo Aficionado, Enterprise Blueprinter
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Typical Duchovny conversation
Text conversation: My friend says “the penis… the penis” I respond with the word the in all capitals “THE penis” My friend responds with the word penis in all capitals “the PENIS”
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Batman snaps a gun in half and says, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
spaceshipjo.bsky.social
Oh Ethan Peck Spock, you’re so much better than this fucking non-show. Glimmers can burst through like this moment, but…
Three panels of court scene from Strange New Worlds. Top: Ethan Peck Spock looking straight ahead says, “Yes, I did get the sense that she was hiding something.” Middle: court person says, “What was she hiding?” Bottom: Ethan Peck Spock turns his head almost backwards rotating past the camera to look at the court officer and says, “An affinity for Gilbert and Sullivan musicals.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I don’t believe that was truly the name of that streetcar!
Poster for A Streetcar Named Desire with the title in quotation marks.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I mean, this is really all there is to it. 🤷‍♀️ the “know your meme” page is good, but there’s only so much to explicate.
Topher Florence posted: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
spaceshipjo.bsky.social
Remember when Jaskier’s hair matched his character?

I generally prefer longer hair on men, but whatever they’re doing with him post-S1 has looked like he’s emulating Jared Leto / starting a cult / getting handsy at a party.
Cute series 1 Jaskier with a lil emo swoop of hair highlighting his big doe eyes. Surprised perky series 1 Jaskier with his short preppy but messy hair highlighting his mouth hole. Series 3 or 4 Jaskier with chin length Bob of hair that looks like a gross, shitty wig and he’s looking towards the camera like he’s angry and too tired to be aroused, but he’ll drill you anyways because its what you signed up for in the cult and a job is a job.
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I hope no one tells them about wikis.
An absolute ponce going by the handle Ember Aegle posts on Bluesky: I have an MA in English Lit. If you learn about literature from reading tvtropes, you have not learned anything about literature. Tvtropes doesn't engage with anything, not really. It puts things in little boxes so you can conveniently use them without ever having to engage with any actual ideas.
October 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I’m sure I’ve seen this view before, but it’s not THE view we see.
The White House complex, with (from left to right) the west wing, Oval Office, rose garden, north and south lawns on either side of the main building which is listed as White House, Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, the east wing, and beyond that the treasury department. Notably, the main building is referred to as the White House while the rest is not.
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I don’t mean to disagree with this sentiment, and obviously I’m not on team demolition (unless we really doing a full historic slaveholder purge, then… that’s a whole other issue) but in terms of the average American… the White House is just the center bit—we can’t even see that there are side bits.
The White House. Front and back views, which I guess are north and south views since the attached parts that are completely obscured by the framing and foliage are the east and west wings. These are the views we see on the news all the time. These are the views we saw on the west wing tv show, though it turns out the west wing largely took place off to the side. The Oval Office isn’t even in this center bit that looks like a plantation house.
October 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Has anyone made a version of this with (for) Jörg? (Not because he’s a jerk—he’s the best—but because his minutia focus would enjoy the wordplay)
Kirk in the animated series, he’s facing away from us, so we mostly see the back of his yellow (gold, green, let’s have this argument another time) uniform shirt which has written on it in large thick letters all caps: Kirk is a jerk.
October 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Y’all ever just stop and think about how this piece-of-shit looking leprechaun was imbued with the hottest heat imaginable by the casting of not the first choice guy to the point where the extremely hot guy playing the lead was completely overshadowed by this dirtbaggery?

Glorious.
Pablo Schreiber as Mad Sweeney in American Gods: a tall red haired white man (the character) with a red beard, a jean jacket over a white a-shirt, standing in front of an old blue car. He looks slightly beat up and very much like a total douchebag.
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I’d love for cnn to do a journalism and say facts instead of cowering behind “democrats say”. My dudes, just say they’re breaking the law, that’s the factual reporting. You don’t need to report that someone said it’s raining outside when you can verify that yourself by… journalisming.
Screenshot of newsfeed showing a CNN post: Democrats in the Senate are calling for an investigation and immediate removal of a video being shown at some TSA checkpoints, in which Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem blames Democrats for the government shutdown. Democratic senators say Kristi Noem broke the law with video played at TSA. In the middle is a photo of someone walking through a TSA line with said video playing on a screen in the background.
October 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I feel like I’ve seen this before…

Oh!
Spock as the Sicko meme of a guy looking in a window saying “yes… ha ha ha… YES!” His shirt says Spocko instead of Sicko.
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Like this (from Memory Beta)?

I’d need to flip through some books at home, but I’m pretty sure Probert did envision the lifeboats in tng to link up (or at least be able to) after launch, and I’m pretty sure that’s documented.

Who is tall boat guy?
Tng style lifeboats linked together, 6 of them.
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Not to “both-sides” this but I’ve already seen pro-practical folks say “it’ll be no cg” and pro-cg folks say “he’s lying” (at least everyone is unified in praising his anti-AI stance) but no, it’s better to build as much practically as you can… and then he’ll supplement that with a fuckton of CG. 🤷‍♀️
According to Variety, Guillermo del Toro refused to make Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets. I don't want digital. I don't want Al. I don't want simulation. I want old-fashioned craftsmanship. l want people painting, building, hammering, plastering.”
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I can do this imaginary job for half that, even a quarter of it.

Heck, since it requires 0 hours and I can just continue doing a real job at the same time, I can do it for a few bucks if they want.

I mean, I can’t because I have ethics (no ‘ai’), but it could be done for free if I didn’t.
Director, Gen Al for Games Los Angeles, CA (On-site) ...your specific job family, background, skills, and experience to determine your c the market range. The range for this role is $430,000 - $840,000.
October 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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lol.
lmao, even.

🤦‍♀️
Forbes skeet linking Forbes article: “Jimmy Fallon on the future of Late Night. As late-night television declines, The Tonight Show host is preparing for tomorrow by building an entertainment empire based on his irrepressible joy. With the launch of his new marketing competition show, On Brand, he's getting down to business.” There’s a promotional picture of Jimmy with his left hand holding a shopping cart full of games or something, maybe food, hard to tell, but several of them say Jimmy or Jimmy’s on them. He’s holding his right hand out toward the camera in the universal gesture of “oh no, there’s a baby in a pram about to roll down some stairs to their untimely demise”.
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Every time I see this incredible level of detail in one of these shows, while I’m absolutely in awe of the incredible work, I don’t believe it for an instant as the background for the dialogue and interactions we see. Mainly it makes me think about these jokers.
The characters from Pooh Corner redesigned to be all textured which in this case is all absurd levels of muscle fibers. Just absolutely jacked Pooh and friends.
September 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I’m saving up to get this angle of a cardboard Quintock. Similar goal though.
Stock photo of a white dude standing with his back to the camera, looking over his shoulder almost back at the camera but not quite, arms crossed on his chest.
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
spaceshipjo.bsky.social
When I see this pic, I hear these voices.
In a library Bruce Wayne saying “he’s got dick too” to Alfred over his shoulder, who in turn responds “good lord!” The two guys from The Gay Deceivers. You know the scene. I may not know my flowers. My god I think she’s right! They look gay and awesome.
September 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Top of saucer. The raised strip connecting the impulse deck to the bridge module. It’s like a mall or conference center with lots of mezzanines in the game. It’s not addressed in the films, though I’d presume based on the exterior glowy bits that it’d be tech not open space, but… game. 🤷‍♀️
Interior of the atrium area at the top of the saucer as shown in the 2013 game. Big ostentatious conference center style staircase and levels. Interior of the atrium area at the top of the saucer as shown in the 2013 game. Big ostentatious conference center style staircase and levels. Interior of the atrium area at the top of the saucer as shown in the 2013 game. View from the top of the ostentatious conference center style staircase looking back at enormous windows that would be, right on the sides of where the impulse crystal would be in the refit. The strip connecting the impulse deck to the bridge module circled poorly by me to indicate location on this cutaway from the release of Beyond.
September 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Mom has gotten to be a pretty fast phone typist, but when I send her a ripped Patrick pic, those thinking/typing dots undulate for a long long time before something short and pithy pops up as a reply. 🧐
Text conversation between my mom and me. Me: people be like "bear with me" and they don't even have a bear with them Mom: Maybe they meant: bare with me lol (with laughing emojis) Me: (a picture of Patrick Stewart in a sleeveless shirt holding guns with his guns, just absolutely bulging muscles) Baring arms for sure. Bear arms, even! Mom: (those little dots indicating she’s typing)
September 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Save me, mustachioed Jean-Luc, save me!
Art for Star Trek Generations, though I don’t think it’s seen on screen or at least not legibly so if it is. A painting meant to be an ancestor of Jean-Luc Picard wearing a monster maroon complete with the ribbed collar (which was a thing in Kirk’s era but not in Picard’s youth, he just wore the monster maroon sans collar) with an old constitution class refit in the background, but it’s clearly just Patrick Stewart with a mustache, making it the Sam Kirk of Picards, so to speak, but more importantly: he looks fly as fuck, like sit on his face good.
September 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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At least that prototype wasn’t as bad as this one from more or less the same batch. Having the collar be the same as the body of the top but interrupted by the shoulders is awful. Color on the collar works if the entire rest of the top is a different color, but only just. The better choice is black.
Star Trek Geverations prototype uniform that was discarded in favor of the bizarre TNG and DS9 mix and match but that mix and match was still much better than this ugly uniform. Unlike the one in the quoted post which features the department color for the torso and arms with black pants and black yoke and collar, this one has a black yoke with a department color collar, in this case yellow/gold. (They both have a weak approximation of the flap from the monster maroons, but since it’s on a shirt that’s tucked in at the waist it makes even less sense than it did there, but more importantly, doesn’t look cool like it did there.)
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Spock always getting called into HR.
Picture of Spock leaning over the bigot Stiles. Brother: This is the Balance of Terror Me: Spock's not-dad? Yeah dude, do I look like not a nerd? Me: Stiles? Yeah, he sweaty Brother: Feel like Spock is laying Vulcan Dong on Stiles leg here Me: For sure. No question. Thus the sweat. Brother: Stiles may be a bigot but he also might have a lawsuit here
September 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM