Chris Burton
@soundstheway.bsky.social
Sometimes I feel like they made me anxious about quicksand and acid rain as a child for no reason.
June 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sometimes I feel like they made me anxious about quicksand and acid rain as a child for no reason.
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They’re not going to get out of this by playing semantics.
Sending detailed information about an upcoming military strike on unclassified channels (and even to the wrong guy) is wrong, reckless, and obviously a threat to American troops.
Sending detailed information about an upcoming military strike on unclassified channels (and even to the wrong guy) is wrong, reckless, and obviously a threat to American troops.
March 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
They’re not going to get out of this by playing semantics.
Sending detailed information about an upcoming military strike on unclassified channels (and even to the wrong guy) is wrong, reckless, and obviously a threat to American troops.
Sending detailed information about an upcoming military strike on unclassified channels (and even to the wrong guy) is wrong, reckless, and obviously a threat to American troops.
National Security Group Chat is like a band name Andy Dwyer would think up
March 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
National Security Group Chat is like a band name Andy Dwyer would think up
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Hi, we are an alternative to Amazon-owned Audible 👋🏻 With us, you select the independent bookshop you want to support (we have 3,000+ partners across the globe), and we share profits from your purchase with them.
We're also employee-owned and a registered Social Purpose Corporation.
We're also employee-owned and a registered Social Purpose Corporation.
March 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hi, we are an alternative to Amazon-owned Audible 👋🏻 With us, you select the independent bookshop you want to support (we have 3,000+ partners across the globe), and we share profits from your purchase with them.
We're also employee-owned and a registered Social Purpose Corporation.
We're also employee-owned and a registered Social Purpose Corporation.
I tried to make an appointment with my PCP to check on my diabetes and get meds refilled. This is a doctor I have seen for 3 years now, in an office I've worked with for 6 years. The next available appointment is in SEPTEMBER.
"We can't have socialized healthcare. The wait times are too extreme." 🫠
"We can't have socialized healthcare. The wait times are too extreme." 🫠
March 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I tried to make an appointment with my PCP to check on my diabetes and get meds refilled. This is a doctor I have seen for 3 years now, in an office I've worked with for 6 years. The next available appointment is in SEPTEMBER.
"We can't have socialized healthcare. The wait times are too extreme." 🫠
"We can't have socialized healthcare. The wait times are too extreme." 🫠
I just found out that the Animorphs audiobooks are available on Spotify so that will be my entire personality for the next couple of weeks.
March 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I just found out that the Animorphs audiobooks are available on Spotify so that will be my entire personality for the next couple of weeks.
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This is Ralph. His body composition is approximately 40% ear. But that does not mean he wants to listen to your podcast. 12/10 (IG: ralph_kd0821)
February 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is Ralph. His body composition is approximately 40% ear. But that does not mean he wants to listen to your podcast. 12/10 (IG: ralph_kd0821)
What if you put Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust in deviled eggs instead of paprika
February 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What if you put Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust in deviled eggs instead of paprika
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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
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Fuck wine tasting. Is soup tasting a thing? Trying tons of different soupd with fresh bread? Please? Anyone else?
February 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Fuck wine tasting. Is soup tasting a thing? Trying tons of different soupd with fresh bread? Please? Anyone else?
Joaquin Phoenix is my generation's Jim Belushi
February 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Joaquin Phoenix is my generation's Jim Belushi
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
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[Paper dragon room]
I want to draw more dragons this year, so the first painting of the year has to start off strong
I want to draw more dragons this year, so the first painting of the year has to start off strong
January 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
[Paper dragon room]
I want to draw more dragons this year, so the first painting of the year has to start off strong
I want to draw more dragons this year, so the first painting of the year has to start off strong
@hankgreen.bsky.social I just opened my Bluesky order - this is your fault because I've been listening to Dear Hank & John! (The other soap pump is ceramic!)
January 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social I just opened my Bluesky order - this is your fault because I've been listening to Dear Hank & John! (The other soap pump is ceramic!)
Kevin Klein voicing Mr. Fishchoeder on Bob's Burgers is the same vibes as Sir Patrick Stewart voicing Bullock on American Dad
December 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Kevin Klein voicing Mr. Fishchoeder on Bob's Burgers is the same vibes as Sir Patrick Stewart voicing Bullock on American Dad
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The Chinese restaurant we ate at, which serves exclusively halal food and has a huge Muslim customer base, was blasting the entirety of Sabrina Carpenter’s Short ‘n Sweet in honor of Christmas, and, honestly, this wild mix of influences is the main thing I love about this stupid country.
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
The Chinese restaurant we ate at, which serves exclusively halal food and has a huge Muslim customer base, was blasting the entirety of Sabrina Carpenter’s Short ‘n Sweet in honor of Christmas, and, honestly, this wild mix of influences is the main thing I love about this stupid country.
While watching Muppet Christmas Carol (full version, obvs) I have discovered that I can do a decent Gonzo and now I have a new goal in life.
December 25, 2024 at 9:49 PM
While watching Muppet Christmas Carol (full version, obvs) I have discovered that I can do a decent Gonzo and now I have a new goal in life.
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Just watched thr Superman trailer. The amount of times I audibly gasped so loud my partner checked on me.
XD
XD
December 19, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Just watched thr Superman trailer. The amount of times I audibly gasped so loud my partner checked on me.
XD
XD
Captain Marvel is the best Green Lantern origin story movie we'll ever get.
Honestly - perfectly fine with that.
Honestly - perfectly fine with that.
December 16, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Captain Marvel is the best Green Lantern origin story movie we'll ever get.
Honestly - perfectly fine with that.
Honestly - perfectly fine with that.
Winter Soldier is the best Captain America movie we're ever going to get.
Civil War should not have been a Captain America movie, it should have been an Avengers movie.
Captain America definitely isn't my favorite Avenger by a long shot, but the MCU did him dirty.
Civil War should not have been a Captain America movie, it should have been an Avengers movie.
Captain America definitely isn't my favorite Avenger by a long shot, but the MCU did him dirty.
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Winter Soldier is the best Captain America movie we're ever going to get.
Civil War should not have been a Captain America movie, it should have been an Avengers movie.
Captain America definitely isn't my favorite Avenger by a long shot, but the MCU did him dirty.
Civil War should not have been a Captain America movie, it should have been an Avengers movie.
Captain America definitely isn't my favorite Avenger by a long shot, but the MCU did him dirty.
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I was going to muse about Empire Records being great for a stage play. Did some searching first and discovered there's a musical!
December 15, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I was going to muse about Empire Records being great for a stage play. Did some searching first and discovered there's a musical!