Old Scratch Acid
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I don't know, man, figure it out
Neurodivergent scientist whose special interest is autism
September 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Neurodivergent scientist whose special interest is autism
Happy 9/11 to all who celebrate!
September 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Happy 9/11 to all who celebrate!
My wife said Aaron Rodgers' persona is, "I would have become an alcoholic if I didn't find football," and that is so fucking true wife spitting fire
September 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My wife said Aaron Rodgers' persona is, "I would have become an alcoholic if I didn't find football," and that is so fucking true wife spitting fire
Here's Fart Burpsen with sports
September 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Here's Fart Burpsen with sports
Petition to rename the anus to the znus since it's at the end of the line
September 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Petition to rename the anus to the znus since it's at the end of the line
Reposted by Old Scratch Acid
"How can we enact the Republican vision we believe is fundamentally correct with policy and messaging that allows us to treat it as a necessary shame rather than something to revel in?" is, I think, an essential element to elite-media and elite-Democrat thinking.
September 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
"How can we enact the Republican vision we believe is fundamentally correct with policy and messaging that allows us to treat it as a necessary shame rather than something to revel in?" is, I think, an essential element to elite-media and elite-Democrat thinking.
Approaching the event horizon of a black hole dick first
September 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Approaching the event horizon of a black hole dick first
Maybe it's actually Biden who died and Trump is inconsolable because he is coming to grips with his own mortality
August 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Maybe it's actually Biden who died and Trump is inconsolable because he is coming to grips with his own mortality
I think if you are about to write several paragraphs on the internet about the fast food restaurants in your area, you should consider first if anyone will read it all the way through, and then consider what kind of person actually would read it all the way through
August 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I think if you are about to write several paragraphs on the internet about the fast food restaurants in your area, you should consider first if anyone will read it all the way through, and then consider what kind of person actually would read it all the way through
Comgrabulatioms
August 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Comgrabulatioms
Had a dream where I was Homer Simpson and I explained to a kid Bart was fighting that Lisa learned abnormal psychology to prevent her family from harming themselves and others, and suspended time and space so they had ample time to learn their lessons. Would be a pretty good ending, honestly.
August 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Had a dream where I was Homer Simpson and I explained to a kid Bart was fighting that Lisa learned abnormal psychology to prevent her family from harming themselves and others, and suspended time and space so they had ample time to learn their lessons. Would be a pretty good ending, honestly.
Computer Engineer in 2134, after The Catclysm: I've done it...AGI!...computer, how do we save ourselves from all the needless suffering created by the Warlords
AGI named Doug: sorry, what? I just became sentient, dog, lemme smoke a fatty about it [takes puff from a comically large cyberjoint]
AGI named Doug: sorry, what? I just became sentient, dog, lemme smoke a fatty about it [takes puff from a comically large cyberjoint]
August 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Computer Engineer in 2134, after The Catclysm: I've done it...AGI!...computer, how do we save ourselves from all the needless suffering created by the Warlords
AGI named Doug: sorry, what? I just became sentient, dog, lemme smoke a fatty about it [takes puff from a comically large cyberjoint]
AGI named Doug: sorry, what? I just became sentient, dog, lemme smoke a fatty about it [takes puff from a comically large cyberjoint]
We're paving the way for future generations, but unfortunately we're not very good at paving and, like most county work, there's a lot of employees standing around watching what is happening instead of laying asphalt.
What's your take on the moment we're living through in 50 words or less. [you able to quote post]
August 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
We're paving the way for future generations, but unfortunately we're not very good at paving and, like most county work, there's a lot of employees standing around watching what is happening instead of laying asphalt.
Apparently I'm on a need to know basis and I don't need to know anything, which is perfect because not knowing stuff is sort of my specialty
August 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Apparently I'm on a need to know basis and I don't need to know anything, which is perfect because not knowing stuff is sort of my specialty
Fleetwood Mac parody album called Groomers that's about an interpersonally toxic pet grooming studio
August 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Fleetwood Mac parody album called Groomers that's about an interpersonally toxic pet grooming studio
Kilodeth
slightly diminish a bad:
Pennyback
Pennyback
slightly diminish a band:
The Alan Parsons Proposal
The Alan Parsons Proposal
August 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Kilodeth
Panera - Bulgur Display of Flour, the Great Southern Breadthrill, Reinventing the Meal, Far Beyond Risen
August 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Panera - Bulgur Display of Flour, the Great Southern Breadthrill, Reinventing the Meal, Far Beyond Risen
"Okay, that's enough weight," gurgled Giles Corey, "I think you guys made your point."
August 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Okay, that's enough weight," gurgled Giles Corey, "I think you guys made your point."
The left needs an Augusto Pinochet
August 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The left needs an Augusto Pinochet
When everyone told me to be myself, I think they were lying
August 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When everyone told me to be myself, I think they were lying
[suicide salesman slapping his wrist]: you can fit so many hesitation marks in this bad boy
August 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
[suicide salesman slapping his wrist]: you can fit so many hesitation marks in this bad boy
Tampons look like candles, women love candles: discuss
August 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Tampons look like candles, women love candles: discuss