Sooz Bee
@soozbee.bsky.social
I can't help about the shape I'm in
Can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
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Cubs - Mariners - Kraken
Can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
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Cubs - Mariners - Kraken
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Sooz Bee
@soozbee.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Folks, if you're in the "Discover" feed & you respond to someone you don't follow and have never interacted with to argue with or "correct" them -- don't be surprised if that earns you an instant block.
I hope Darryl Sutter is enjoying life on the farm.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I hope Darryl Sutter is enjoying life on the farm.
My current ear worm is the Thomas the Tank Engine theme tune for some reason.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My current ear worm is the Thomas the Tank Engine theme tune for some reason.
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I wish everyone had everything they needed and a reasonable amount of what they wanted.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I wish everyone had everything they needed and a reasonable amount of what they wanted.
One of my many objections to the generational discourse is the stupid notion that my birth year somehow puts me in the same generation as my Aunt Judy, who is 19 years older than I and not my cousin Dave (Judy's son) who is 4 years younger.
Not only are generations fake, they’re also something we basically invented a few decades ago. Compare when generations occurred (shaded areas) with when we settled on their names.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One of my many objections to the generational discourse is the stupid notion that my birth year somehow puts me in the same generation as my Aunt Judy, who is 19 years older than I and not my cousin Dave (Judy's son) who is 4 years younger.
Needing coffee & toilet paper on the same grocery order is giving me sticker shock tonight. 😬
(Monday morning is grocery pick-up day. I do my order on Sunday evening.)
(Monday morning is grocery pick-up day. I do my order on Sunday evening.)
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Needing coffee & toilet paper on the same grocery order is giving me sticker shock tonight. 😬
(Monday morning is grocery pick-up day. I do my order on Sunday evening.)
(Monday morning is grocery pick-up day. I do my order on Sunday evening.)
Daccord and Rittich both deserve to be in the Three Stars tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Daccord and Rittich both deserve to be in the Three Stars tonight.
It’s a damn shame that the Kraken and the Firebirds are playing at the same time today. I feel like I chose unwisely when I decided to watch the Kraken.
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It’s a damn shame that the Kraken and the Firebirds are playing at the same time today. I feel like I chose unwisely when I decided to watch the Kraken.
Current "If I had a TARDIS..."
Ames, 1992, for some Penang Curry Beef from Sukothai. I'd go to the Pammel Court grocery store for some of the good Sri Lankan tea while I was there, too.
Ames, 1992, for some Penang Curry Beef from Sukothai. I'd go to the Pammel Court grocery store for some of the good Sri Lankan tea while I was there, too.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Current "If I had a TARDIS..."
Ames, 1992, for some Penang Curry Beef from Sukothai. I'd go to the Pammel Court grocery store for some of the good Sri Lankan tea while I was there, too.
Ames, 1992, for some Penang Curry Beef from Sukothai. I'd go to the Pammel Court grocery store for some of the good Sri Lankan tea while I was there, too.
Barring a complete collapse by the Huskies in the 2nd half, the only one of my teams to lose today was Malmö and I can't feel too bad about that because they're #10 in SHL Eliteserien and they lost in OT to #2 Skellefteå.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Barring a complete collapse by the Huskies in the 2nd half, the only one of my teams to lose today was Malmö and I can't feel too bad about that because they're #10 in SHL Eliteserien and they lost in OT to #2 Skellefteå.
Seeing all the Pope singing memes made me have a horrible moment where it occurred to me that I might be older than the Pope, so I had to look up his birthdate. I am not, in fact, older than the Pope.
a close up of a man 's face with a serious look on his face
Alt: Denzel Washington looking relieved
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November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Seeing all the Pope singing memes made me have a horrible moment where it occurred to me that I might be older than the Pope, so I had to look up his birthdate. I am not, in fact, older than the Pope.
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Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
I don’t understand why refs seem to have decided that every time they call interference on a guy, they should call the other guy for embellishment.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t understand why refs seem to have decided that every time they call interference on a guy, they should call the other guy for embellishment.
MONNNNNTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
MONNNNNTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Organist playing the William Tell Overture reminding me of an old kids' joke:
Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Organist playing the William Tell Overture reminding me of an old kids' joke:
Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
Oh now see yeah on a porsche a lettuce sang
On a wee vet again
One dessert ham on a piece of leather
Wanda says I wanna leave Ed.
On a wee vet again
One dessert ham on a piece of leather
Wanda says I wanna leave Ed.
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh now see yeah on a porsche a lettuce sang
On a wee vet again
One dessert ham on a piece of leather
Wanda says I wanna leave Ed.
On a wee vet again
One dessert ham on a piece of leather
Wanda says I wanna leave Ed.
Back in the early 70s, when I was in 5th grade, we had a policeman come to talk about his job. When it got to the bit where we could ask questions, the first question was a boy who asked if he'd ever shot any bad guys. He told us that in all his years of being a policeman, he'd never had to take
All those fucking gun attachments and cosplay outfits, and nobody had budget for a *hammer?*
In the fire department, it was typical guys would have a glass-punch and a knife/seatbelt shear in their turnout gear pockets. Because, we ALSO open windows in a hurry.
No guns required, nobody ever shot.
In the fire department, it was typical guys would have a glass-punch and a knife/seatbelt shear in their turnout gear pockets. Because, we ALSO open windows in a hurry.
No guns required, nobody ever shot.
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Back in the early 70s, when I was in 5th grade, we had a policeman come to talk about his job. When it got to the bit where we could ask questions, the first question was a boy who asked if he'd ever shot any bad guys. He told us that in all his years of being a policeman, he'd never had to take
They should sell air freshener that smells like mimeograph fluid for us old people.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They should sell air freshener that smells like mimeograph fluid for us old people.
I don’t see how that could possibly not be a goal?
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I don’t see how that could possibly not be a goal?
Haven’t been watching the Birds (since I’m watching the Torrent), but it looks like things might be a bit chippy in the 3rd.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Haven’t been watching the Birds (since I’m watching the Torrent), but it looks like things might be a bit chippy in the 3rd.