Son of Rudolph
@sonofraucous.bsky.social
This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
It’s always the one you most suspect.
December 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It’s always the one you most suspect.
It is always better to regret the things you have done, than the things you have not.
Take you chance.
Eat that pizza slice. 🍕
Take you chance.
Eat that pizza slice. 🍕
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
It is always better to regret the things you have done, than the things you have not.
Take you chance.
Eat that pizza slice. 🍕
Take you chance.
Eat that pizza slice. 🍕
Fucking humongous.
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Fucking humongous.
It all went off without a hitch though and I’m not sure the kids realised anything was going on.
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It all went off without a hitch though and I’m not sure the kids realised anything was going on.
Yeah Mini (not so mini these days) is home and he bought chips that he shared with his dad.
An unexpected but lovely 15 mins of just me and him.
He's now gone to the yard with his mum to help her with the horse.
An unexpected but lovely 15 mins of just me and him.
He's now gone to the yard with his mum to help her with the horse.
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Yeah Mini (not so mini these days) is home and he bought chips that he shared with his dad.
An unexpected but lovely 15 mins of just me and him.
He's now gone to the yard with his mum to help her with the horse.
An unexpected but lovely 15 mins of just me and him.
He's now gone to the yard with his mum to help her with the horse.
We were. These days not so much.
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We were. These days not so much.
Go out.
Drink enough to sink a battle ship.
3 hours sleep.
Perky and bright and ready for work.
That was a long, long time ago.
Drink enough to sink a battle ship.
3 hours sleep.
Perky and bright and ready for work.
That was a long, long time ago.
December 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Go out.
Drink enough to sink a battle ship.
3 hours sleep.
Perky and bright and ready for work.
That was a long, long time ago.
Drink enough to sink a battle ship.
3 hours sleep.
Perky and bright and ready for work.
That was a long, long time ago.
Fuck.
That really is too close.
That really is too close.
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Fuck.
That really is too close.
That really is too close.
No I don’t suppose it is. What temp is it out of interest?
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
No I don’t suppose it is. What temp is it out of interest?
The problem is we live in a crazy world and although we’re all 99% certain it’s just a dickhead what if it’s the 1 time in a 100 it’s not?
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The problem is we live in a crazy world and although we’re all 99% certain it’s just a dickhead what if it’s the 1 time in a 100 it’s not?
Oh my. You need a VPN to watch that these days.
December 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Oh my. You need a VPN to watch that these days.
Bit chilly for that my love.
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Bit chilly for that my love.
Agreed. Don’t dial down the silliness too much.
I don’t know Geri well, but I don’t think she’d want that.
I think it’s a big part of why she’s here.
I don’t know Geri well, but I don’t think she’d want that.
I think it’s a big part of why she’s here.
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Agreed. Don’t dial down the silliness too much.
I don’t know Geri well, but I don’t think she’d want that.
I think it’s a big part of why she’s here.
I don’t know Geri well, but I don’t think she’d want that.
I think it’s a big part of why she’s here.
JFC.
I’m sure this is just something me being a dick, but anyone who targets a primary school in this way needs to have a boot to the face.
I’m sure this is just something me being a dick, but anyone who targets a primary school in this way needs to have a boot to the face.
December 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
JFC.
I’m sure this is just something me being a dick, but anyone who targets a primary school in this way needs to have a boot to the face.
I’m sure this is just something me being a dick, but anyone who targets a primary school in this way needs to have a boot to the face.
I’m certain it’s just someone being a dick and neither me or DMR are overly concerned, but yeah. Cunts.
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I’m certain it’s just someone being a dick and neither me or DMR are overly concerned, but yeah. Cunts.
Yep.
Kids don’t know and are all happy and calm, and honestly their processes are brilliant, but in what kind of a fucking world are they necessary?
Kids don’t know and are all happy and calm, and honestly their processes are brilliant, but in what kind of a fucking world are they necessary?
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Yep.
Kids don’t know and are all happy and calm, and honestly their processes are brilliant, but in what kind of a fucking world are they necessary?
Kids don’t know and are all happy and calm, and honestly their processes are brilliant, but in what kind of a fucking world are they necessary?
Big hug my lovely. X
December 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Big hug my lovely. X
Yeah. How is that now?
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Yeah. How is that now?
Nowt wrong with jumping ahead. My brain does it all the time too.
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Nowt wrong with jumping ahead. My brain does it all the time too.